A/N: This chapter has great Grantaire/Eponine (Eponine's yelling at me
now). There is time for you to use your imagination at one point though it
shouldn't be too hard to figure out what I mean. I don't own Les
Miserables. I own a book... I'm just not sure what it is. Enjoy!
Chapter 7- Capital R vs. the Smiley Face Sticker
When we last left our heroes, Grantaire had Eponine in an awkward position. Eponine was about to say "You want ME to marry YOU?" but all that she got out was "Y-" for a smiley face sticker fell from the sky and onto her nose. Now this was not any ordinary sticker for it was about as large as a wide, opened mouth.
(Capital R hears his beloved say, "Yes." He is overjoyed. Suddenly he sees that his beloved it being attacked!)
Eponine began running around frantically trying to get the sticker off of her nose. The screaming and yelling proved to be a big mistake.
("Don't worry, Hat Girl! I'll save you!" Capital R cries. He sees the villain responsible and gasps. It is the evil Smiling Vampire!)
Eponine stopped bouncing around when she noticed Grantaire glaring at her nose. "Um... why are you glaring at my nose?" Eponine asked.
(Capital R strikes!)
Grantaire reached out with the speed of a cat, catching an unwary fly, and ripped the sticker off of Eponine's nose causing her to scream out in pain.
(Capital R sees that his beloved is safe. He feels a bite on his hand. Oh no! The villain has chosen me as its next victim!)
Grantaire glared at the sticker that was now attached to his hand. Eponine was still holding her nose. "Ouch! That hurt!" She said. "But I'll have to admit, it cleaned and opened up my pores."
(Capital R fights the demonic villain!)
Eponine watched the sticker fly from one hand to the other, to his face, to his foot, to his knee and thought, "I can't believe he is fighting with a sticker."
(The villain makes his final attack! He leaps at Capital R and-)
"Ow." Grantaire said as he looked where the sticker had gotten stuck this time. Eponine looked down too at the most likely permanent censor (unless Grantaire got brave and took it off), then looked back up at him.
"I'm not helping you out with that one."
(Capital R puts the ring on his beloved and gives his parting words.)
Grantaire put the ring on Eponine's finger and kissed her hand. Then he stood up.
"Au revoir, mon cherie! I will be back tomorrow!"
Eponine looked down at the ring on her finger as a million swear words came to her head. She simply sighed, "Oh boy."
Later on, Gavroche saw her with the ring. He ran up to her.
"That's a big ring, Eponine! How much do you think it'll sell for?"
"No Gavroche, we can't sell it."
"Why not?"
"I think I just got engaged... to Grantaire."
Gavroche looked at her for a second and the laughed. Moments later, Montparnasse saw Gavroche crammed between two spokes of a wagon wheel.
Will Eponine go through with the engagement? Will Montparnasse find out? Will Grantaire get this sticker off of the, uh, tricky spot? Will the Author go to bed? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!
Chapter 7- Capital R vs. the Smiley Face Sticker
When we last left our heroes, Grantaire had Eponine in an awkward position. Eponine was about to say "You want ME to marry YOU?" but all that she got out was "Y-" for a smiley face sticker fell from the sky and onto her nose. Now this was not any ordinary sticker for it was about as large as a wide, opened mouth.
(Capital R hears his beloved say, "Yes." He is overjoyed. Suddenly he sees that his beloved it being attacked!)
Eponine began running around frantically trying to get the sticker off of her nose. The screaming and yelling proved to be a big mistake.
("Don't worry, Hat Girl! I'll save you!" Capital R cries. He sees the villain responsible and gasps. It is the evil Smiling Vampire!)
Eponine stopped bouncing around when she noticed Grantaire glaring at her nose. "Um... why are you glaring at my nose?" Eponine asked.
(Capital R strikes!)
Grantaire reached out with the speed of a cat, catching an unwary fly, and ripped the sticker off of Eponine's nose causing her to scream out in pain.
(Capital R sees that his beloved is safe. He feels a bite on his hand. Oh no! The villain has chosen me as its next victim!)
Grantaire glared at the sticker that was now attached to his hand. Eponine was still holding her nose. "Ouch! That hurt!" She said. "But I'll have to admit, it cleaned and opened up my pores."
(Capital R fights the demonic villain!)
Eponine watched the sticker fly from one hand to the other, to his face, to his foot, to his knee and thought, "I can't believe he is fighting with a sticker."
(The villain makes his final attack! He leaps at Capital R and-)
"Ow." Grantaire said as he looked where the sticker had gotten stuck this time. Eponine looked down too at the most likely permanent censor (unless Grantaire got brave and took it off), then looked back up at him.
"I'm not helping you out with that one."
(Capital R puts the ring on his beloved and gives his parting words.)
Grantaire put the ring on Eponine's finger and kissed her hand. Then he stood up.
"Au revoir, mon cherie! I will be back tomorrow!"
Eponine looked down at the ring on her finger as a million swear words came to her head. She simply sighed, "Oh boy."
Later on, Gavroche saw her with the ring. He ran up to her.
"That's a big ring, Eponine! How much do you think it'll sell for?"
"No Gavroche, we can't sell it."
"Why not?"
"I think I just got engaged... to Grantaire."
Gavroche looked at her for a second and the laughed. Moments later, Montparnasse saw Gavroche crammed between two spokes of a wagon wheel.
Will Eponine go through with the engagement? Will Montparnasse find out? Will Grantaire get this sticker off of the, uh, tricky spot? Will the Author go to bed? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!