Hicky- I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and since thins is about my third update in one day, I'm getting a bit bored with writing intro thingies.

Trent- So just read and enjoy!

Pillow Fight?

Luster looked around at the many monster, as they all looked at him. He looked like a very powerful warrior with his jagged gold armour and fire red hair. Dark, being the best with conversations and introductions stepped forward. "Greetings friend. Welcome to the deck of Masters Yugi and Yami, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance."

"The pleasure is mine. It was very courteous to meet me here. I would like to thank two monsters; Gaia the Fierce Knight and Kuriboh, I thank you for allowing me to come into being."

"Ooooooh, what a gentlemon he is!"

"Oh, no problem, glad to be of help," Gaia said awkwardly while scratching the back of his helmet. The creation of a new monster was a very strange feeling and Gaia didn't ever want to go through it again.

"Ooooh, and you not!"

"Whaaaa? Heh, why not?"

"You no offer to take to room, big room, for rituals only. You no offer to take ritual pieces!"

"Why do I have to?"

"Because I says sooooh!"

"Yes sir," Gaia said roughly and walked over to Luster, "The name's Gaia and apparently I'll be your bus-boy today. If you'd just give me a moment to pick up your things we'll be on our way to your room."

"Ooooooh! Deluxe room! Stupid Knight!!! Know it??? Big one!"

"Grrrrrr, you'll be happy to know that your DELUXE room takes up about half of the second floor and is very roomy."

"You'd make a very good salesman," Luster chuckled as he went to pick up a few pieces of his ritual.

"Nooooh! Knight can do it, you not need to. Relax!!!!"

"But I can... it's alright, no troub.... eep!" Luster squealed dropping the piece he had been holding.

"Do NOT mess with the fur ball. I can take the stuff okay?..." Gaia had managed to balance all of the pieces and was now making his way toward the mansion, stopping after only several steps. "This is when you follow me...."

"Oh, I do apologize... I was just admiring that magnificent fountain."

"Yeah, nice fountain, real pretty, you wanna know something else... ritual pieces very heavy, can we go?"

"Oh yes, please lead on." Luster followed Gaia toward the mansion, cringing each time one of the item threatened to topple off. "Are you sure you wouldn't like any help?"

"Is Fur Ball around?"

Luster looked around an empty graveyard and front steps. "No, he doesn't appear to be around..."

"Great!" Gaia said cheerfully, throwing half of what he was carrying at Luster who clumsily caught it. "On to floor two," he said opening the massive front doors. The two monsters made their way down the hall to the elevator and up to floor two. Once there they stepped out and immediately turned right. After walking about fifty meters they came to a nicely decorate door.

"Is this it?" Luster asked admiring the beautiful wooden door.

"Yep, sure is," Gaia replied, then began to try to open the door with his foot, since his hands were still full.

"Umm, would you like me to take something?"

"Nope, nope. That's alright. I can do it," he said with his tongue partly out.

"Well, you do seem like you are concentrating overly hard on opening the door, wouldn't it be easier i....."

"Ha ha, told you I could do it," Gaia said happily as the door opened to reveal Luster's room.

"Oh my!" Luster stopped only a few steps into his new room. "Is this really my room? Amazing!" He wandered over to his left. "This table is of such wonderful craftsmanship!" He continued over to a king size, canopied, deep mahogany bed. "Stunning! What skill!!" he said running his hand over the smooth headboard. He then hopped onto the bed and lay down. "I do say! This is wonderfully comfortable! Most lovely thing I've ever lain on in my life!"

"Ahh, you were just created today correct?"

"Why yes, you're correct."

"So that means that you never could have lain on anything else so you have nothing to compare it to."

"Yes, you would correct again. Well then, I'll need a second opinion. Gaia my friend, would you care to join me?"

"Ummm, actually I would feel a bit uncomfortable doing that...." Gaia said looking ever which way except for at Luster.

"For the sake a Amun why? Its very comfy, and soft, OH and it's springy too!" he said bouncing a little. He then got up, removed his jagged armour and began jumping around his new bed.

"Heh! Wait a minute! I wanna play too!!" Gaia said running over to the bed, removing his breastplate, shoulder guards, helmet and anything else that might cause injury. He then leapt up onto the bed and began to bounce around just like Luster. "aha ha ha ha, I would have never pegged a ritual to be able to act so childish!"

"Are you implying that I'm not mature?! Well, I'll show you!" Luster said grabbing a pillow and coming at Gaia.

"Oh no you don't!" Gaia said roll-dodging Luster's attack and grabbing a pillow of his own before returning to his feet. "HA HA!" He laughed, swinging his fluffy weapon.

"You must do better than that!" Luster said merrily as he blocked Gaia's swing and countered. This went on for quite some time until........

"OOOOOOOH!" came that terrible voice from a still open door. "Doing what are you?!!"

"EEP!" Both Luster and Gaia squealed and jumped off the bed.

"Well, umm, you see.... we were... well.... we were....." Luster began.

"We were having a pillow fight. You know, to lighten the mood, get the guy comfortable in his new environment. Geez, have any respect Fur Ball?!"

"FUR BALL! OOOOH!"

"Hell yeah, you looked in a mirror lately? That's just what you are... an over grown fur ball. Now get on out! SHOO!" Gaia said as he ran toward Kuriboh, grabbed him, threw him out the door and locked it.

"I cannot believe you just did that!"

"You can't believe it?... I can't believe it!" Gaia said returning to the bed and collapsing.

Luster walked around to the other side and flopped down. "Gods... did you see his face?"

"Ppppppa hahahahahahahahaha... YES!!!" Gaia began to laugh hysterically and Luster couldn't help but join in. "Ahhhhh," Gaia said calming a bit, "... I'm definitely gonna get killed tonight!"

"WHAT?!?!" Luster yelled very shocked.

"No, no. Don't worry man, happens all the time. You see, if anyone pisses off the Fur Ball I get killed, yep. But it's okay, cause Reborn the Monster lives with me and we have a little deal."

"Oh, well, I guess that sounds better...." Luster rolled over onto his side, propping his head up with his hand and looking at Gaia. "So, tell me about Masters Yugi and Yami... like, why are there two masters?"

"Well that's easy. Yugi is a fifteen year old midget duellist who just duels like all the other teens. But Yami, Yami is cool. He's the spirit of the ancient pharaoh who sealed the powers of the Shadow Games five thousand years ago."

"You're kidding...."

"Nope, it's the truth. His spirit was trapped in the Millennium Puzzle but when Yugi solved it Yami became part of Yugi. It can be confusing sometimes. Oh, and Dark Magician, the one in this deck, is the same one that obeyed Pharaoh Yami all those years ago."

"Wooooow."

"The same goes for Celtic Guardian, Kuriboh, myself. Almost all of us were his monsters in Ancient Egypt. We all just seemed to come back together."

"Wow, that's deep. Like a sweet little fairy tale..... so who's the villain then?"

"Pegasus," Gaia answered coldly.

"There really is a villain???"

"Yes, he has stolen the soul of Yugi's grandfather, and now Yugi is duelling in the final rounds of the tournament that will save his grandfather."

"That's deep..." Luster said falling back onto the bed.

"Yeah, and think... because of you he beat Mai, because of you he's that much closer to his goal."

"Because of me....."

"Yeah......." Gaia suddenly didn't feel all too comfortable lying on the same bed as another male monster, especially considering the characteristics he displayed. "Umm Luster.... There's something I need to ask you..."

"Oh, alright then. If I can be of help, please ask away."

"Well umm... let's see, hmmmm.... I was wondering.... no, ummm...." Gaia struggled with a gentle way of asking the question, but when he couldn't he simply blurted it out, "Are you gay?"

Luster looked at the monster now sitting up and looking down at him. "What is gay?" he asked.

Hicky- Ehehehehehe.