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Trent- Hicky doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the dubbed versions.

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Trent- What?

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Tin Head gets Trashed

While everything seemed to be coming together in the Shadow Realm, Joey Wheeler was having a panic attack. He "lost" the only card that let him duel in the finals. After searching like made Mai just agve him hers and his duel against Bandit Keith began.

Keith played a card face down in defence mode. And Joey did the same thing. Keith revealed his face down monster and attack Joey's. Battle Warrior was destroyed.

Joey played Giltia the Knight and attacked Keith's Pendulum Machine with Soul Spear, but the magic attack was ineffective.

Keith played Launcher Spider to destroy Joey's knight.

Joey played a card face down and another face down in defence.

Keith put a trap card face down, and then an obviously fake drop of a card so Joey could see it. He then pick it back up and played it face down in defence.

Joey played one of his only combos, Flame Swordsman with Salamandra, then went for an attack.

Bandit Keith flipped his monster into attack mode and flipped up his trap card, Magic Metal Force, with turned his Zoa into a Metal Zoa. The Swordsman's attack if reflected back at him, destroying him from the field. Next Keith used Stop Defence to reveal Joey's Axe Raider.

When Keith attack Joey used his own trap card, Chasms of Spikes to destroy Metal Zoa. Joey then put another card face down, and switched his Axe Raider back into defence mode. Next he played Garuzies and attacked Pendulum Machine.

Keith used Launcher Spider to attack Garuzies.

Joey used Kunai with Chain to Up Garuzies' attack and defeats the mechanical spider.

Keith began to rant about something but ended up just being called a geek by his opponent. He played a card face down and attacked with Barrel Dragon. The dragon's Proton Blast took out Axe Raider and Garuzies.

Joey played a second combo, Baby Dragon and Time Wizard. Time Roulette spun and spun, slowing and you guessed it, stopping on a jackpot. Time Magic turned that baby into an old phogie dragon. He used Naucsious Nostril Gust to destroy Keith's rusted scrap metal of a dragon.

Keith played a very interesting card that brought his Barrel Dragon Back fully restored, Time Machine. This guy was full of gadget monsters. His Barrel Dragon kicked Joey's keester.

Joey played a monster in defence.

Another machine from Keith, Slot Machine, which attack and destroyed Joey's monster.

Joey placed a card face down and his Red Eyes in attack mode. And when Keith attacked with his Barrel Dragon Joey flipped up Copy Cat, copying Magic Metal Force to change his Red Eyes into a Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon, and with its new Flash Flare Blast Barrel Dragon was destroyed for the second time in one duel.

Keith put place a monster face down and put Slot Machine in defence. When Joey attack Keith played a 7th Completed with increased his defence points on Slot Machine to 3000, which cause Joey to lose Life Points. Keith then cheated and pulled another 7th Completed and played it to increase the attack power by 700, and also Blast Sphere, attaching it to Joey's dragon. When it exploded it would do 2900 damage.

Joey played Dragon Nails to add 600 attack points to his dragon, and Keith lost Life Points.

The big, bastard, cheater played another 7th Completed to make his Slot Machine's attack power 3400, the same as Joey's Dragon. Keith then played Pillager so that he could see all of Joey's duelling hand and take one card, which happened to be Sword and Shield, and played it. He attacked with Plasma Lager Cannon.

Keith's attack activated Joey's trap, Grave Robber, so that he could bring back Keith's Time Machine, to revive his Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon from the previous turn. With the attack and defence points as they should be. "Bingo, my dragon's back," Joey said before destroying Keith's monster with Flash Flare Blast.

Joey actually won....... the world was confused.

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Celtic sat in his room looking at the closed book in front of him, his plushie hugged tightly in his arms. "I'm sorry I called him what I called you," he said to the plushie. He made it nod as if it understood. 'What am I going to do about this book? I know, I know, I have to get it back... but how? Ahh, I think I'm actually going to have to Gaia for help on this one.' Celtic got up and went off to find Gaia.

Gaia sat in his room looking at an inappropriate magazine. When he heard a knock at his door he quickly stashed the magazine under his bed and went to open it. "Celtic?" he asked to the waving elf.

"I need your help?"

"Me? You sure? Okay, come in," Gaia just walked away from the door and went to sit down.

"I kinda took something from Dark's room-"

"Dark?"

"No! I didn't take Dark!" Celtic said before realizing a second meaning. Gaia sat there smirking. "Something of his, and now I need to get it back in there without him knowing. How should I do that?"

"Ahhh, you'll need a distraction... heh, you wouldn't mind someone flirting with Dark would you?" Gaia asked thinking of the perfect plan of distraction.

"Ha, why would I mind if someone flir- who? what? where? when? why?!"

"Ooh, so he does care... who? Luster, what? flirting, where? outside the mansion, when? whenever he's next out of his room, and why? so you can get that damned this you stole back were it belongs."

"Fine, does Luster mined being killed after he's done?"

"Celtic, I get it, your obsessed. Now, all you have to do is get in there," Gaia said already heading for the door.

"Can't, he has a magic lock on his door."

"Then all you have to do it figure out a way to get in there." Gaia then left, leaving Celtic by himself.

'What's that?' Celtic thought when he saw the corner of a magazine under Gaia's bed. Since Celtic seemed to always look through things that weren't his he picked it up and flipped through it. 'What the hell?! Oh man, please say he's only questioning.... he's hot...' "Ah, gotta figure out how to get in!" 'Hold on, Dark said, that any spell-caster could crack that lock.... oh, Mystical Elf...' Celtic threw the magazine back under the bed and left Gaia's room, closing the door behind him. He first went to grab the book in case he'd need to show that Dark really wasn't into her. He found Mystical Elf outside speaking with Skull. "Mystical Elf, can I talk to you?"

She walked over. "Hm? What is it?" She asked.

"I need you to kinda break the magic lock on Dark's room so I can-"

"Get naked and wait for him in his bed?" she asked smiling evilly.

"What? No! I stole something and I have to give it back," he said as Mystical Elf went from smiling evilly to something glinting in her eyes.

"You can't return someone's virginity you know." She clapped twice.

"Gods! And I doubt he's a virgin... now, it is a material object and I need to get it back in his room."

"Why should I help?" She spun around once.

"Because you aren't bitter about the fact that Dark's gay and didn't want you when you were draping yourself over him at the picnic?" Celtic half said, half asked.

"Oh, and why can't you just hand it to him?"

Celtic flipped through the pages of the book, turned it to Mystical Elf, and then flipped through a few more. "Stop drooling!"

"Ahh...! Sorry, yeah fine, I'll help... just come find me whenever you plan to do this little project... oh, and I do mean the ones in the book." She smiled.

"You're sick... you can't watch."

"Well, actually... spell-caster can watch whatever they want, in their minds."

'Watch.... in their minds....'

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Gaia walked up to Luster's room and knocked on the door. When Luster opened it he leaned against the frame with his arms loosely crossed. "Why Gaia, hello."

"Heh, I already told you," Gaia warned.

"Oh come now, just a bit of fun." He gesture with his hand, which ended pointing his bed. "Do come in."

"Just don't try anything funny," Gaia said walking in, eyes on the ritual monster the whole time.

Luster went closed the door and then when over to hop into a chair. "So, what's this all about?"

"Well, I need you to go flirt with Dark Magician- Sit down, I didn't say now," Gaia said shaking his finger at the other warrior.

"Oh. Well, why not?"

"Because there is a purpose behind you flirting with him. Oh, and you just have to fake flirt, or flirt and then stop it and never do it again." 'Otherwise Celtic would kick you ass,' He thought.

"My, so I can't just flirt and then bring his back up here? What a shame," Luster said slouching in his chair.

"What? You were just created and you already want to be doing that?... You take after Yami," Gaia said still standing.

"What's this about then? Why do I have to flirt with him, not that I'm complaining."

"Because there's this whole plan and all you are is the eye-candy, distraction part of it."

"You think I'm eye-candy?" Luster asked smiling.

"Ahh, I think you said that Dark was a 'tasty little dish' and so I thought you would mind flirting with him-"

"And you know me so well?"

"Heh, I know you have a pathetic left swing when it comes to pillow fights," Gaia said laughing.

"Want to go?" Luster asked getting up.

"Want to go? Want to go? It's wanna go buddy... oh, saved by the duel vibe," Gaia said, kind of relieved he didn't have to fight again.

deet

A friend against a friend; Joey against Yugi, well, Yami as it were. Yami played Celtic Guardian in attack mode.

Joey played Giltia the Knight who used his Soul Spear Attack to destroy Celtic. Yugi continued coaching his friend, even during their duel.

Yami played Gaia the Fierce Knight to destroy Giltia.

Joey played Armoured Lizard but he was destroyed when Yami played Summon Skull with his Lightning Strike attack. "Get ready bud, cause it's my turn to teach you a lesson!" Joey called from his side of the duelling stadium.''

"Hmmmm." Yami seemed rather stern, as if he thought Joey could pull it off, but showed some worry.

Joey played Flame Swordsman and his Shield and Sword card to wipe Summon Skull off the face on the field.

Yami then played Curse of Dragon and used Polymerization to fuse him with Gaia. Gaia the Dragon Champion destroyed Joey's swordsman.

Joey summoned his Red Eyes Black Dragon, then used Grave Robber to steal Yami's Summon Skull, and finally played Copy Cat as Polymerization. The result of his moves was the Black Skull Dragon. With Molten Fireball Gaia was destroyed.

Ryou caught the look in Yami's eyes and just had to comment. "That stare's meant doom for many a-duellist."

Yami played his favorite, Dark Magician, and hid him under the Magical Hats.

'It's amazing how different Magical Hats and White Magical Hat are... I mean, one is a magic card, and the other is a scary ass man.... what the fuck is up with these hats?' Dark thought something else very odd while being hidden by the hats.

Joey attacked a hat but missed the mage. He then played Garuzies in attack mode.

Yami placed a magic card under one of the hats.

Joey stood there thinking for a while before attacking another hat. When Yami skips his turn Joey destroys another hat, trapping his monster with Yami's hidden Spell Binding Circle.

With Joey's dragon down to 2500 attack points and The Book of Secret Arts in his hand, a victory was sure to follow. Yami combined his mage with his book card and sent him in to destroy Joey's dragon.

Joey played his Baby Dragon in attack and a card face down. "Time to kiss the baby!" he said like the moron he is.

Yami attacked but his mage is trapped by Garuzies and his equipped Kunai with Chain. Dark looked like he was in pain as he struggled in the chains.

Joey drew and played Time Wizard, spun his Time Roulette which was obviously successful so Time Magic aged Joey's Baby Dragon into Thousand Dragon and aged Dark into a very old man. Joey attacked but it was neutralized by Mackiou (do not even ask how it's really spelled) the Magical Mist.

Thankfully it was no longer Dark on the field but another monster completely, Dark Sage. Yami played Reborn the Monster to revive the Black Skull Dragon and using it's Molten Fire Ball attack won the duel.

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"Eehehehehe," came a laugh that could only be described as old, insane, and creepy. Dark Sage was now a member of Yami's deck.

Dark took a few steps back. "I am not going to introduce him to this deck!" he yelled before dashing out into the graveyard.

"Eeheh, lively young'in ain't he? Sp-spring in'is step-p-p," Sage said like any something-thousand year old guy would say.

Celtic looked at Gaia, who looked at Luster, who nodded and went off after Dark. Celtic then grabbed Mystical Elf by the arm and off they went, first to get the book, then off to Dark's room.

"Ooooooh!.... Ooooooh?" Kuriboh screeched as he looked around. Everyone had ran off, leaving him to deal with the old man. 'Ooooh, let him rot?' "Oooooh, Old Fart! Follow me! Ooooh, find you room on first floor, so noooooh stairs."

"Eh? Eh? Aren't ye a cute thing? Well, let's be off an' goin' now Furry." Sage followed Kuriboh to a room, well a closet and that is were he was left.

"Well," Sage pursed him lips several times. "All 't needs is a bit'sa magic." With a few words mumbled the closet was now a deluxe suit, and it didn't even change the structure of the mansion. "Ohhohoho, de wonders o' magic," Sage laughed as he entered his room, and was hopefully forgotten.

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"Alright," Celtic said standing in front of Dark's door with Mystical Elf by his side. "Open it will you?"

"Show me a picture please." She was shown a picture, much to Celtic's embarrassment, and opened the door. "There you go," she said stepping to the side.

Celtic walked in and looked around. "Okay... a place where he wouldn't have found it if he had been looking.... um, not under the bed, not in the closet... what the?!" Celtic turned when he heard the door close. He ran over and turned the knob. "Oh no! Mystical Elf!" he yelled. The lock was back up.

"Mmhmmmm?" Mystical Elf asked from the other said of the door.

"The lock's up again, I can't get out!"

There was a moment of silence and then a very evil laugh. "I know! Have fun!" she said before walking off.

Celtic stood stunned. 'She wouldn't...' He tried the door again but it was locked, by magic, and he was trapped. "Oh, SHIT!" Celtic yelled as he looked around the room. "I'm trapped.... okay, fine... first this book goes..... under the desk... fine, now, where the hell am I hiding????" He looked around. The bed was about two inches off the ground so that wouldn't work, the shower was frosted glass and therefore you could partially see through it. "I am so screwed over!" He looked at the closet, the everyone-would-look-in-the-closet-because-it-was-a-very-obvious-spot closet and made his way over. "I'm going to slit that girl's throat!" he shouted before getting into the closet and into the farthest corner, where he sat down and waited.

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"Well... hello there," Luster said as he wandered up to Dark. "I think he's been taken care of, no need to worry." Luster was a very smooth talker.

"Ahh, Luster?" Dark asked rather confused. 'Why did Luster follow me?' he thought.

"My, he sure got you tense..." Luster trailed off as he placed his hand on Dark's shoulder and squeezed a little. "I could loosen you up, if you'd like," Luster, with his British accent, and ritual good looks would have been a catch, but...

"No, I don't think so," Dark said as he began to head back to the mansion.

"Then, will you show me around a bit?" Luster asked, grabbing Dark's hand and preventing him from going further.

Dark looked at the ritual monster, then his eyes went to his hand. 'He's flirting with me...' "Luster, I think someone else could do that." Dark pulled his hand away.

"But I want you too." Luster grabbed Dark's other hand.

"Luster, stop it. It's sweet but I'm not interested in you okay?" Dark said rather hurriedly.

"Oh my. Well then, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving. How rude!" Luster walked off with a little more swing in his hip than would have been suspected with a first glance.

Dark watched as Luster walked off, eyes following his hips. 'Oh yeah, he is soooo gay.... I wasn't rude. What was he talking about?' Dark continued his thoughts for a while before giving up all together and going back to his room. He made his way back to the mansion, down the hall, up the stairs, to his room, and opened the door, releasing the lock at the same time. Once inside he put it back up. "Okay, one last try for that book," Dark said to himself as he began his search. "Well, I've already looked everywhere near the bed, and even in the closet."

Celtic sighed quietly when he heard Dark say that he'd already checked the closet.

"Maybe the desk... did I put it in the drawer with the magazines?" Dark went over and released his other, stronger magic lock. He opened the drawer and looked, but no book. He looked it back up again and was about to give up when he saw something in the corner of his eye. A black corner sticking out from further back under the desk. Dark reached under and pulled it out. "Oh, thank the gods! I don't know what I would have done if somehow someone saw this."

As if on clue there came a loud crashing sound from the direction of the closet, as if absolutely everything had fallen.

"What the?" Dark made his way over to the closet and opened the doors. On the ground was a huge heap of clothing. It had an odd shape to it, and the fact that there was nervous breathing and slight movement gave away the fact that someone was underneath it. "Who's under here?" Dark asked sternly. There was a small squeak and then the sound of someone trying to imitate Kuriboh. "I know it isn't Kuriboh, that was a very bad impression of him."

"Ohhh, shit!" Celtic said, louder than he had wanted to.

"Celtic?!" Dark asked shocked as he bent down and began pulling clothes away.

"Oh, hi Dark," Celtic said smiling.

"What the hell are you doing in the closet?!"

"I could ask you the same thing!" Celtic shot back in a pathetic attempt to save his skin.

"You could, but at least my explanation would have been acceptable." Dark stood. "I'm waiting..." He tapped his foot.

"First, I've already come out of the closet," he laughed nervously thinking of a second meaning. "I forgot something in here before the picnic, and came to get it," Celtic said beginning to get up.

"Couldn't you have asked me about it?"

"Didn't want to inconvenience you..."

"What was it?" Dark asked, stepping to the side while Celtic stepped out.

'My heart, and please, don't give it back. I want you to have it.' "Ahhhhhhhh." Celtic looked around the room.

"That's not why you're in here is it?" Dark asked.

"No...." Celtic trailed off. He wasn't a good liar.

"Well, you broke in here. I don't know how, or who helped, or why, but I'll let you just leave if you'd like."

"Seriously?! You'd let me just leave?" Celtic was shocked and happy. He was off the hook.

"Well, I'd rather have you be able to tell me... but yes, I'll let you leave." He waved his hand in the direction of the door and motioned with his head.

Celtic went over and turned the knob. The door opened. "Oh Dark," Celtic said when he was half way out the door.

"Yes?"

"You are an excellent artist!" Celtic smirked wickedly before dashing off very fast.

Dark ran to the door and looked to see Celtic half way down the hall. "You didn't!" He yelled.

Celtic stopped and began turning his head, right arm raised in a wave, perfectly mimicking one of the pictures Dark had drawn, except he had clothes this time.

"You did!" Dark watched rather horrified as Celtic continued his dash, leaping down the stairs. He turned back into his room. His breathing was quick and panicked. 'He was in here to return the book. He took it! He saw the drawings! Oh fucking hell!' He mentally screamed since forming words at the moment was not a possibility.

Hicky- grins

Trent- clears throat This is what she's thinking.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAIA! HA! LUSTER! HA! MYSTICAL ELF! HA! CELTIC AND DARK! HAHAHA!

Hicky- turns head slowly to look at Trent grins like a creepy Yami that she saw in manga thing