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Chapter 2: Marauder's Mansion

Harry fell on the ground with a plonk! He decided port keys were not much better than floo. As he got up, he looked around. He was in what seemed to be a muggle kitchen. There was a table in the centre with nicely set table settings. There were ugly plaid drapes on the wall and food all over the counter. There was a picture above the fridge with Sirius and James. Lupin joined in the picture as well. On the ground Harry saw a strangely glowing red tile. He reached out for it when....

"Don't touch that!"

Harry looked up surprised.

"Come Harry and don't touch anything."

"Professor, where are we?"

"Call me Remus or Mooney."

"But WHERE are we?"

They had walked into a grand foyer with many staircases.

"Welcome Harry, to the Marauder's Mansion."

Harry was stunned. Was this the place his parents once lived in?

"Mansion? Did my er parents live here?"

"Yes Harry. They did."

"Oh. "Harry was stunned. "Why are there so many staircases?"

"Well you see, when we made this we were teenagers. Young, hyper teenagers. James and Sirius decided they wanted to randomly create rooms. When one floor ran out of space, they made another so now we have 864 floors to be exact. 24 of them are yours. I have only been to 348 floors myself. Some of them no one has been to. Your mother made a few floors too and if you go there you will see flowers in the doorways. So basically, this place is secure and special. No one knows about it but the marauders and you."

"Does Peter know?"

"I erased his memory of the place and made the house not let him in."

"Oh. What about Dumbledore?"

"Ha! He is probably going crazy! Harry Potter is missing! Ahhhhhh! Hahahahahahah!"

"Um er okay."

"So basically this is the weirdest house ever and me and you know about it only! So right now I will show you your room and a few other places and then you can explore. Some of the rooms are dangerous though. On the wall there is a map you can press in each room. And it shows you the rooms you have been in and where you are. It also has a panic button which you can press if you are in danger."

"Where's the bathroom"

"Look around. If you have to go, a bathroom will appear in the wall"

"I don't see any"

"Did you check the roof?"

"Er no." sure enough when Harry looked up, there was a bathroom.

After Harry returned from the washroom, he followed Lupin up 30 flights of steps. When he reached the top, he found a floor that said Harry's floor. Harry jumped for joy. He ran into a room, which says Harry's room and was surprised to find baby things there.

"This is your room from when you were born. The room next to it has actual beds and stuff. Go ahead and look"

Harry entered his actual room and saw Quidditch posters all over the wall and a big red bed in the middle of the room.

"Do you like it?"

"I love it."

"It's late. You should go to sleep. See you in the morning for breakfast. Oh and Happy Birthday!"

"Thank you and goodnight professor."

"Remus"

"Remus" said Harry with a grin as he dozed off.

Well that's it for now

Harry is at the mansion and many surprises in store for later. Keep reading and review! Yay!

Foreshadow: "Clue! I forgot ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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