Chapter 11- Hat Girl Lives
A/N: Thanks to good reviews and the fact that I don't like the fact that my favorite five characters die (Grantaire, Eponine, Enjolras, Joly, and Gavroche), this chapter looks up a little bit. But don't worry, thing will be looking up even more... I don't own Les Miserables.
"Mon Cher hat Girl! No!" Grantaire cried as her ran away to a table. He decided then and there tat he wwould never become "Capital R" again for his beloved sidekick was gone. Meanwhile, Joly knelt down by Eponine as Enjolras stood almost beside himself. Joly held Eponine's wrist to find that...
"She's still alive! I think I can save her!"
Joly took Eponine to a table in the back room and began to try and get the bullet out of her. Meanwhile, Grantaire was attempting to drink himself to death.
Many strenuous hours later...
Joly bandaged Eponine up and sat back as Eponine regained conciousness.
"Grantaire?" She whispered as Lesgles walked over to Joly.
"She's okay... It was almost uncertain for a while but now she's okay... Go tell Grantaire that there is a surprise for him," Joly told Lesgles.
Lesgles saw Grantaire with his head down on a table that was surrounded by bottles.
"Grantaire... We have something for you."
"Only if it involves joining my beloved," Grantaire said before passing out.
Lesgles was about to answer when he felt a bullet rip through him. He turned to see that the National Guard was storming the barricade.
After Much Fighting...
Enjolras closed the door quickly as he entered the back room. He saw Eponine, propped up and Joly, looking wearily at the cupboard to the right.
"They're dead," Enjolras gasped.
"All of them?" Joly and Eponine cried.
"Yes... Everyone who was in there was killed... we have to stay in here."
"Oh Grantaire!" Eponine wept. "Why do I live when you are dead."
Enjolras and Joly looked at each other. Joly whispered, "If I were Eponine and I was always around Grantaire when he was acting like a deranged nudist, I wouldn't say that... Now if it were Lesgles... Oh Lesgles..."
Grantaire was awakened when he heard his name cried out by a familiar voice. He looked around while feeling that wonderful thing we call a hangover. "Eponine! Be quiet!" Grantaire heard a voice say. Suddenly he perked up. He decided to see if what he heard was real and followed the voices.
In the back room, Eponine was sobbing. Suddenly, they heard a pounding on the door.
"Oh No! They found us!" Eponine cried.
"Great hiding spot, Enjolras!"
"Aww man! Why didn't I bring my gun?"
The door opened and in walked Grantaire. He instantly ran to Eponine and held her close. They spoke sweet endearments to each other as Enjolras and Joly both became sickened. Suddenly, they heard the doorknob rattle. They were once again scared to death only to find Gavroche, standing in front of the door.
"Gavroche! You're alive!"
"Yeah! I hid in a cupboard the whole time!"
An hour later, Eponine had fallen asleep in Grantaire's protective embrace. Gavroche walked over to Enjolras and Joly.
"Now that we've survived, we have to go into hiding. Enjolras you'll have it the worst... First of all, you'll have to cut and darken your hair... Then, you will have to stop wearing you red vest."
That was the straw that broke the camel's back as Enjolras let out a string of curse words. Joly laughed at him.
(Capital R decides to make Les Amis into his allies.)
Grantaire threw off all of his clothing which covered Eponine completely and knelt in front of Joly. He mumbled something incoherently as Gavroche styled Enjolras' hair.
"Oh, Enjolras, your hair is so impossible!" Gavroche said.
"Wait! I hear voices!" A man said outside the door.
"Go in and kill everyone inside."
Gavroche hurried the men out the window. As they made it out the café, they heard guns start to go off. Enjolras turned to see Grantaire's pained expression.
"Who did we- Oh no..."
Grantaire simply cried out, "Hat Girl!"
Gavroche stated to himself, "I wonder which is more ironic? The fact that Grantaire just lost Eponine again or the fact that he cannot go back to get his clothes."
Shortly, the men left the café. The pile of clothing start to shake as Eponine popped up with Grantaire's undergarments on top of her hat. "This is the first time I have ever been thankful that he became Capital R..." She decided to go out the open window.
Grantaire began to cry as he thought of Eponine. Enjolras thought out loud, "He's lost her again and now she'll never come-"
Just then, Eponine walked up behind him, holding Grantaire's clothes. "Hey you guys!" She said.
Grantaire turned around.
"Hat Girl? He asked. He then ran to her and kissed her passionately. Joly covered Gavroche's eyes and cried, "Ugh! Get a room!"
After they parted, Eponine led Grantaire and the others to the Gorbeau Tenement. She decided they would stay there. Grantaire got dressed as soon as they entered the apartment.
"Okay everyone, go find a spot on the floor to sleep," Eponine said. She walked to her mattress and plopped down on it, falling asleep within seconds.
"Grantaire finds his place to sleep," Grantaire narrarated for himself.
After about an hour, Eponine woke up when she felt the mattress shift. She turned to see Grantaire next to her.
"On the floor, Grantaire!" She growled as Grantaire awakened.
How did Eponine recover so fast? Did Marius get the letter? Do we care? Why doesn't Grantaire check a pulse? Why are there so many modernisms in this one? Will the author go to bed so she can drive her mom to a restaurant for mother's day? Tune in next time for more adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl.
A/N: Thanks to good reviews and the fact that I don't like the fact that my favorite five characters die (Grantaire, Eponine, Enjolras, Joly, and Gavroche), this chapter looks up a little bit. But don't worry, thing will be looking up even more... I don't own Les Miserables.
"Mon Cher hat Girl! No!" Grantaire cried as her ran away to a table. He decided then and there tat he wwould never become "Capital R" again for his beloved sidekick was gone. Meanwhile, Joly knelt down by Eponine as Enjolras stood almost beside himself. Joly held Eponine's wrist to find that...
"She's still alive! I think I can save her!"
Joly took Eponine to a table in the back room and began to try and get the bullet out of her. Meanwhile, Grantaire was attempting to drink himself to death.
Many strenuous hours later...
Joly bandaged Eponine up and sat back as Eponine regained conciousness.
"Grantaire?" She whispered as Lesgles walked over to Joly.
"She's okay... It was almost uncertain for a while but now she's okay... Go tell Grantaire that there is a surprise for him," Joly told Lesgles.
Lesgles saw Grantaire with his head down on a table that was surrounded by bottles.
"Grantaire... We have something for you."
"Only if it involves joining my beloved," Grantaire said before passing out.
Lesgles was about to answer when he felt a bullet rip through him. He turned to see that the National Guard was storming the barricade.
After Much Fighting...
Enjolras closed the door quickly as he entered the back room. He saw Eponine, propped up and Joly, looking wearily at the cupboard to the right.
"They're dead," Enjolras gasped.
"All of them?" Joly and Eponine cried.
"Yes... Everyone who was in there was killed... we have to stay in here."
"Oh Grantaire!" Eponine wept. "Why do I live when you are dead."
Enjolras and Joly looked at each other. Joly whispered, "If I were Eponine and I was always around Grantaire when he was acting like a deranged nudist, I wouldn't say that... Now if it were Lesgles... Oh Lesgles..."
Grantaire was awakened when he heard his name cried out by a familiar voice. He looked around while feeling that wonderful thing we call a hangover. "Eponine! Be quiet!" Grantaire heard a voice say. Suddenly he perked up. He decided to see if what he heard was real and followed the voices.
In the back room, Eponine was sobbing. Suddenly, they heard a pounding on the door.
"Oh No! They found us!" Eponine cried.
"Great hiding spot, Enjolras!"
"Aww man! Why didn't I bring my gun?"
The door opened and in walked Grantaire. He instantly ran to Eponine and held her close. They spoke sweet endearments to each other as Enjolras and Joly both became sickened. Suddenly, they heard the doorknob rattle. They were once again scared to death only to find Gavroche, standing in front of the door.
"Gavroche! You're alive!"
"Yeah! I hid in a cupboard the whole time!"
An hour later, Eponine had fallen asleep in Grantaire's protective embrace. Gavroche walked over to Enjolras and Joly.
"Now that we've survived, we have to go into hiding. Enjolras you'll have it the worst... First of all, you'll have to cut and darken your hair... Then, you will have to stop wearing you red vest."
That was the straw that broke the camel's back as Enjolras let out a string of curse words. Joly laughed at him.
(Capital R decides to make Les Amis into his allies.)
Grantaire threw off all of his clothing which covered Eponine completely and knelt in front of Joly. He mumbled something incoherently as Gavroche styled Enjolras' hair.
"Oh, Enjolras, your hair is so impossible!" Gavroche said.
"Wait! I hear voices!" A man said outside the door.
"Go in and kill everyone inside."
Gavroche hurried the men out the window. As they made it out the café, they heard guns start to go off. Enjolras turned to see Grantaire's pained expression.
"Who did we- Oh no..."
Grantaire simply cried out, "Hat Girl!"
Gavroche stated to himself, "I wonder which is more ironic? The fact that Grantaire just lost Eponine again or the fact that he cannot go back to get his clothes."
Shortly, the men left the café. The pile of clothing start to shake as Eponine popped up with Grantaire's undergarments on top of her hat. "This is the first time I have ever been thankful that he became Capital R..." She decided to go out the open window.
Grantaire began to cry as he thought of Eponine. Enjolras thought out loud, "He's lost her again and now she'll never come-"
Just then, Eponine walked up behind him, holding Grantaire's clothes. "Hey you guys!" She said.
Grantaire turned around.
"Hat Girl? He asked. He then ran to her and kissed her passionately. Joly covered Gavroche's eyes and cried, "Ugh! Get a room!"
After they parted, Eponine led Grantaire and the others to the Gorbeau Tenement. She decided they would stay there. Grantaire got dressed as soon as they entered the apartment.
"Okay everyone, go find a spot on the floor to sleep," Eponine said. She walked to her mattress and plopped down on it, falling asleep within seconds.
"Grantaire finds his place to sleep," Grantaire narrarated for himself.
After about an hour, Eponine woke up when she felt the mattress shift. She turned to see Grantaire next to her.
"On the floor, Grantaire!" She growled as Grantaire awakened.
How did Eponine recover so fast? Did Marius get the letter? Do we care? Why doesn't Grantaire check a pulse? Why are there so many modernisms in this one? Will the author go to bed so she can drive her mom to a restaurant for mother's day? Tune in next time for more adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl.
