Chapter 13- Capital R and the Terriers
A/N: I am writing this one more as a warning about the ownership of the Cairn Terrier... This is a PSA hidden in a fan fiction and is dedicated to my little Cairn, Mitch. I do not own Les Miserables but I do own the terriers. All of them... every last one...
Eponine sat at the small makeshift table the morning after she and Grantaire go married. She wore Grantaire's shirt (Which was way too big for her). Grantaire walked up behind her with a blanket wrapped around his waist and planted a kiss on the top of her head. Gavroche was at the table as well.
"How was your night?" He snickered.
"It was great," Eponine said. "We had to sleep on Enjolras' mattress though because ours was too small."
"Wait. If you were in Enjolras' bed... then... uh-oh," Gavroche said.
Enjolras walked up to them, scratching every place imaginable. "I don't get it," he said, "I just am itching all over the place."
"I am so dead," Gavroche gulped as Grantaire and Eponine kissed passionately. Azelma walked up to Eponine and pulled her aside.
"So, how was it?"
"Well, things started out pretty bad. I had to give him The Talk last night because he didn't understand why I would want him to be 'Capital R'. It took him even longer to get over the fact that it was not 'gross.' After that, things went well but I had no idea I was marrying a man with the mindset of a five year old."
Azelma started laughing. Grantaire walked up to Eponine and kissed her.
"Do you want to go for a walk, mon cher?"
"Yes, mon Capital R."
After they had gotten dressed, they left the room. Enjolras looked after them and sighed.
"If only I had acted sooner, then that would be me that he was taking out."
Eponine and Grantaire walked and in hand down the street. Meanwhile, a small terrier was running their way. His only thought was, "Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!"
Grantaire heard the terrier bark and suddenly he thought it was a cry for help. He threw off his clothes and grabbed Eponine who instantly thought, "I thought marrying him would reduce the need for being DRAGGED!"
The terrier saw Grantaire and its thought changed from "Runrunrunrunrun!" to "Jumpjumpjumpjumpjump!" The terrier made a flying leap from the ground to Grantaire's leg. It jumped try to get higher and higher.
(Capital R notices that this is the evil Ninja Terrier! He decides to do battle.)
Grantaire reached for the dog and the dog dodged him as the thought became "Playplayplayplayplay!" It tore down the street with Grantaire, dragging Eponine, chasing him.
The terrier ran down an alley and then smacked into a wall. He was unphase. He turned and saw the nudist in front of him.
(Capital R had the fiend cornered. Suddenly, it emits a noise!)
The terrier craned back its head and let out a very raspy howl. Suddenly, Grantaire noticed a hundred little beady eyes staring at him. If he had any pants, he would've peed them. Instead...
"Grantaire, that's gross," Eponine said as she thought, "Oh great. He's incontinent too."
(Capital R sees the Terrier's allies in the darkness. They leap out twirling num-chucks! He holds Hat Girl back.)
The terriers leapt on him and soon Grantaire and Eponine were covered in the little dogs. Eponine thought "He gonna end up taking himself out of the world the same way he came into it... naked and screaming." Grantaire screamed as they clawed him and nibbled on him. They were of course playing but they didn't know that Grantaire was afraid.
(Capital R admits defeat when suddenly, the head Terrier comes up and makes a peace offering.)
The first terrier licked Grantaire's ears. Then the other terriers responded as they all thought "Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklick!"
"Oh Hat Girl, they're so cute. Let's take them all home," Grantaire said.
All Eponine could think was, "I know of an Enjolras that will not be very happy."
Enjolras sat down just staring at a photo album of him and Grantaire. He remembered when they would play house and Enjolras would play the wife while wearing a dress. How he wished that he still had that dress. Joly saw him and said, "There are so many reasons you should have that photo album. Does the author just not have anything for Enjolras to do?"
Suddenly, there was a rumbling. Enjolras and Joly both looked up as the door fell down and a flood of terriers ran into the room. Soon, there were about a hundred little terriers cover the floor running around and jumping, thinking, "Runrunrunrun! Jumpjumpjumpjump! Greetgreetgreetgreet!" Grantaire and Eponine walked in as Grantaire asked "They're so cute... can we keep them?"
Enjolras couldn't refuse even though Joly was "going into" anaphylactic shock.
Will Enjolras come out of the closet? Is Joly really going into anaphylactic shock? Will Joly come out of the closet? Will Grantaire really keep all one hundred terriers? What if one terrier has a puppy? Will Eponine stay married to Grantaire even though he's incontinent and has a five year old mentality? Does anyone know the references used in the question section (Hint: It's a 70's sitcom that just went to DVD last year)? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!
A/N: I am writing this one more as a warning about the ownership of the Cairn Terrier... This is a PSA hidden in a fan fiction and is dedicated to my little Cairn, Mitch. I do not own Les Miserables but I do own the terriers. All of them... every last one...
Eponine sat at the small makeshift table the morning after she and Grantaire go married. She wore Grantaire's shirt (Which was way too big for her). Grantaire walked up behind her with a blanket wrapped around his waist and planted a kiss on the top of her head. Gavroche was at the table as well.
"How was your night?" He snickered.
"It was great," Eponine said. "We had to sleep on Enjolras' mattress though because ours was too small."
"Wait. If you were in Enjolras' bed... then... uh-oh," Gavroche said.
Enjolras walked up to them, scratching every place imaginable. "I don't get it," he said, "I just am itching all over the place."
"I am so dead," Gavroche gulped as Grantaire and Eponine kissed passionately. Azelma walked up to Eponine and pulled her aside.
"So, how was it?"
"Well, things started out pretty bad. I had to give him The Talk last night because he didn't understand why I would want him to be 'Capital R'. It took him even longer to get over the fact that it was not 'gross.' After that, things went well but I had no idea I was marrying a man with the mindset of a five year old."
Azelma started laughing. Grantaire walked up to Eponine and kissed her.
"Do you want to go for a walk, mon cher?"
"Yes, mon Capital R."
After they had gotten dressed, they left the room. Enjolras looked after them and sighed.
"If only I had acted sooner, then that would be me that he was taking out."
Eponine and Grantaire walked and in hand down the street. Meanwhile, a small terrier was running their way. His only thought was, "Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!"
Grantaire heard the terrier bark and suddenly he thought it was a cry for help. He threw off his clothes and grabbed Eponine who instantly thought, "I thought marrying him would reduce the need for being DRAGGED!"
The terrier saw Grantaire and its thought changed from "Runrunrunrunrun!" to "Jumpjumpjumpjumpjump!" The terrier made a flying leap from the ground to Grantaire's leg. It jumped try to get higher and higher.
(Capital R notices that this is the evil Ninja Terrier! He decides to do battle.)
Grantaire reached for the dog and the dog dodged him as the thought became "Playplayplayplayplay!" It tore down the street with Grantaire, dragging Eponine, chasing him.
The terrier ran down an alley and then smacked into a wall. He was unphase. He turned and saw the nudist in front of him.
(Capital R had the fiend cornered. Suddenly, it emits a noise!)
The terrier craned back its head and let out a very raspy howl. Suddenly, Grantaire noticed a hundred little beady eyes staring at him. If he had any pants, he would've peed them. Instead...
"Grantaire, that's gross," Eponine said as she thought, "Oh great. He's incontinent too."
(Capital R sees the Terrier's allies in the darkness. They leap out twirling num-chucks! He holds Hat Girl back.)
The terriers leapt on him and soon Grantaire and Eponine were covered in the little dogs. Eponine thought "He gonna end up taking himself out of the world the same way he came into it... naked and screaming." Grantaire screamed as they clawed him and nibbled on him. They were of course playing but they didn't know that Grantaire was afraid.
(Capital R admits defeat when suddenly, the head Terrier comes up and makes a peace offering.)
The first terrier licked Grantaire's ears. Then the other terriers responded as they all thought "Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklick!"
"Oh Hat Girl, they're so cute. Let's take them all home," Grantaire said.
All Eponine could think was, "I know of an Enjolras that will not be very happy."
Enjolras sat down just staring at a photo album of him and Grantaire. He remembered when they would play house and Enjolras would play the wife while wearing a dress. How he wished that he still had that dress. Joly saw him and said, "There are so many reasons you should have that photo album. Does the author just not have anything for Enjolras to do?"
Suddenly, there was a rumbling. Enjolras and Joly both looked up as the door fell down and a flood of terriers ran into the room. Soon, there were about a hundred little terriers cover the floor running around and jumping, thinking, "Runrunrunrun! Jumpjumpjumpjump! Greetgreetgreetgreet!" Grantaire and Eponine walked in as Grantaire asked "They're so cute... can we keep them?"
Enjolras couldn't refuse even though Joly was "going into" anaphylactic shock.
Will Enjolras come out of the closet? Is Joly really going into anaphylactic shock? Will Joly come out of the closet? Will Grantaire really keep all one hundred terriers? What if one terrier has a puppy? Will Eponine stay married to Grantaire even though he's incontinent and has a five year old mentality? Does anyone know the references used in the question section (Hint: It's a 70's sitcom that just went to DVD last year)? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!