Disclaimer: I only own Emma cause she's kind of based on me! Hehe (groan)
what? So I'm not allowed to put me in my own fanfics?
The new recruit.
The entire planet express crew sat around the company table. Emma stood up next to the professor who slept in his chair, snoring loudly. Emma was waiting to be given a job at planet express but didn't know what to do since her new employer was asleep.
'Just give him a prod.' Said Leela.
'Here allow me.' Said Bender. He stood up and held the professor forwards and gave him a huge punch in the back. The professor woke up, trying to work out what was going on.
'Huh? Wha?'
'Professor, Emma is here for a job.' Said Hermes.
'Who's Emma?'
'Me!' Emma said as she pointed to herself.
'I've never seen you before in my life.'
'You gave me this!' Emma then pointed at the watch on her wrist.
'I've never seen this before.'
'You made it.' The professor merely looked at her blankly.
'Hey professor,' said Fry, 'She could be delivery person and I could be captain!'
'But I'm the captain.' Complained Leela.
'Well you could at least let me have a go.' Leela simply gave him a stern look and he rested his head on in his hand, in defeat.
'Now, now quiet down.' The professor started, 'Her position will be chosen carefully and may take some time. We shall find the perfect job for her.' He then reached under the desk and brought out an envelope. He emptied its contents on to the desk. It was a small career chip. He read the writing on it. 'Ah I see. Emma you shall be head of security.'
'Perfect!' Emma shouted in delight.
'That's not fair.' said Bender. 'I should be head of security. Due to the fact I can cause incredible amount of pain.' He then got up and punched Hermes in the stomach. 'See?'
'I'm sorry Bender but Emma is best for the job.' Said Farnsworth.
'Besides,' said Leela, 'You're the reason we need security.'
'That's a lie! I don't appreciate being treated like this, I'm leaving, running away. I mean it.' Bender went out the door and peered back in. 'Isn't anyone coming?'
'I dunno,' said Fry, 'I'd need a lot of persuading to get out of this chair.'
'We can get pizza and beer.'
'Ooh ooh I'm in!' The two left, missing the employing ceremony. Which merely involved giving Emma a badge, which said 'Security.' Then everyone clapped as they stood up and then sat back down.
......
A week later and Emma had soon settled to the ways of planet express. She hardly ever had to do anything. Occasionally she guarded expensive parcels or would chase away the hobos but apart from that she did what the others did and watched T.V. all day. At midday a package came. Not to be delivered but for Planet Express itself. Emma opened it and Fry watched eagerly. 'It's a tawaki robot dog.' Emma read out.
'I always wanted one of these!' Fry looked at the box's contents. 'Aww batteries sold separately.'
'I guess we'll have to go out and get some.'
'Don't you have to guard the building, you know to make sure it's secure.'
'As I said lets go out and get some.'
While Fry and Emma were out Bender went to watch T.V and noticed the emptied box on the table. He looked at the metallic dog looking at him with empty eyes.
'What are you lookin' at?' He looked at for a moment. 'Hey I've just got a brilliant idea, I should sell it and make money then buy more beer!' the dog kept staring blankly. 'Hey stop it!' He opened his chest panel and brought out a pair of batteries and put them in the dog, constantly mumbling. 'Ok now turn the other way!' The small dog obeyed and let out a quiet bark. Bender kept looking back at it. 'Well you can turn around again if you want.' The dog turned back around. It sat down and wagged it's tail. 'Aww I can't stay mad at you!'
The new recruit.
The entire planet express crew sat around the company table. Emma stood up next to the professor who slept in his chair, snoring loudly. Emma was waiting to be given a job at planet express but didn't know what to do since her new employer was asleep.
'Just give him a prod.' Said Leela.
'Here allow me.' Said Bender. He stood up and held the professor forwards and gave him a huge punch in the back. The professor woke up, trying to work out what was going on.
'Huh? Wha?'
'Professor, Emma is here for a job.' Said Hermes.
'Who's Emma?'
'Me!' Emma said as she pointed to herself.
'I've never seen you before in my life.'
'You gave me this!' Emma then pointed at the watch on her wrist.
'I've never seen this before.'
'You made it.' The professor merely looked at her blankly.
'Hey professor,' said Fry, 'She could be delivery person and I could be captain!'
'But I'm the captain.' Complained Leela.
'Well you could at least let me have a go.' Leela simply gave him a stern look and he rested his head on in his hand, in defeat.
'Now, now quiet down.' The professor started, 'Her position will be chosen carefully and may take some time. We shall find the perfect job for her.' He then reached under the desk and brought out an envelope. He emptied its contents on to the desk. It was a small career chip. He read the writing on it. 'Ah I see. Emma you shall be head of security.'
'Perfect!' Emma shouted in delight.
'That's not fair.' said Bender. 'I should be head of security. Due to the fact I can cause incredible amount of pain.' He then got up and punched Hermes in the stomach. 'See?'
'I'm sorry Bender but Emma is best for the job.' Said Farnsworth.
'Besides,' said Leela, 'You're the reason we need security.'
'That's a lie! I don't appreciate being treated like this, I'm leaving, running away. I mean it.' Bender went out the door and peered back in. 'Isn't anyone coming?'
'I dunno,' said Fry, 'I'd need a lot of persuading to get out of this chair.'
'We can get pizza and beer.'
'Ooh ooh I'm in!' The two left, missing the employing ceremony. Which merely involved giving Emma a badge, which said 'Security.' Then everyone clapped as they stood up and then sat back down.
......
A week later and Emma had soon settled to the ways of planet express. She hardly ever had to do anything. Occasionally she guarded expensive parcels or would chase away the hobos but apart from that she did what the others did and watched T.V. all day. At midday a package came. Not to be delivered but for Planet Express itself. Emma opened it and Fry watched eagerly. 'It's a tawaki robot dog.' Emma read out.
'I always wanted one of these!' Fry looked at the box's contents. 'Aww batteries sold separately.'
'I guess we'll have to go out and get some.'
'Don't you have to guard the building, you know to make sure it's secure.'
'As I said lets go out and get some.'
While Fry and Emma were out Bender went to watch T.V and noticed the emptied box on the table. He looked at the metallic dog looking at him with empty eyes.
'What are you lookin' at?' He looked at for a moment. 'Hey I've just got a brilliant idea, I should sell it and make money then buy more beer!' the dog kept staring blankly. 'Hey stop it!' He opened his chest panel and brought out a pair of batteries and put them in the dog, constantly mumbling. 'Ok now turn the other way!' The small dog obeyed and let out a quiet bark. Bender kept looking back at it. 'Well you can turn around again if you want.' The dog turned back around. It sat down and wagged it's tail. 'Aww I can't stay mad at you!'