Chapter 14- The naming of the Terriers
A/N: This chapter may have some bad French but the words will be translated. I don't own Les Miserables.
Eponine and Grantaire were sitting side by side discussing where they should go for a private trip. After a while, Grantare massaged Eponine's neck and kissed her. Eponine passionately returned the kiss as they fell to the mattress. This awakened one of the terriers. It ran over and started to "dig" between the two, ruining a possibly romantic moment. Eponine was mad.
The next day, Grantaire and Eponine decided that they had had the terriers long enough to name them. Grantaire sat on the couch as Eponine held each Terrier and tied a makeshift collar around each neck. Joly walked over to her.
"So, what have you decided to name them?"
Eponine looked at him. "Well, the black, quintuplet terriers are named "Perte, De, Fois, Et Espace. This one that peed on your cravat is Mauvais Chien. This one here is Pourquois. The one that peed on Enjolras' red vest and is always going to the bathroom is Incontinent. The one that bit Gavroche is Non. The one that came between me and Grantaire when he was trying to get romantic last night is Tuez-moi Maintenant. This little one is Euthanasie. The little brindle one is Fourche-morsure. The wheaton one is Ninja..." Eponine continued on for an hour. Finally Joly asked.
"Why did you name the Brindle Fourche-morsure?"
His answer came as Grantaire screamed out loud and ran in with Fourche- morsure dangling from between his legs.
"Get this fourche-morsure offa me!"
Translations:
Crotch-bite- Fourche-morsure Waste- Perte Of- De Time- Fois And- Et Time- Espace Mauvais Chien- Bad dog Pourquoi- Why Non- No Incontinent Tuez-moi Maintenant- Kill me now Euthanasie- Euthanasia A/N: Sorry this chapter is so short but I had to name the important Terriers that will be used later on. The next chapter will have some Enjolras/Joly. You knew it was coming. Please review but no flames please.
A/N: This chapter may have some bad French but the words will be translated. I don't own Les Miserables.
Eponine and Grantaire were sitting side by side discussing where they should go for a private trip. After a while, Grantare massaged Eponine's neck and kissed her. Eponine passionately returned the kiss as they fell to the mattress. This awakened one of the terriers. It ran over and started to "dig" between the two, ruining a possibly romantic moment. Eponine was mad.
The next day, Grantaire and Eponine decided that they had had the terriers long enough to name them. Grantaire sat on the couch as Eponine held each Terrier and tied a makeshift collar around each neck. Joly walked over to her.
"So, what have you decided to name them?"
Eponine looked at him. "Well, the black, quintuplet terriers are named "Perte, De, Fois, Et Espace. This one that peed on your cravat is Mauvais Chien. This one here is Pourquois. The one that peed on Enjolras' red vest and is always going to the bathroom is Incontinent. The one that bit Gavroche is Non. The one that came between me and Grantaire when he was trying to get romantic last night is Tuez-moi Maintenant. This little one is Euthanasie. The little brindle one is Fourche-morsure. The wheaton one is Ninja..." Eponine continued on for an hour. Finally Joly asked.
"Why did you name the Brindle Fourche-morsure?"
His answer came as Grantaire screamed out loud and ran in with Fourche- morsure dangling from between his legs.
"Get this fourche-morsure offa me!"
Translations:
Crotch-bite- Fourche-morsure Waste- Perte Of- De Time- Fois And- Et Time- Espace Mauvais Chien- Bad dog Pourquoi- Why Non- No Incontinent Tuez-moi Maintenant- Kill me now Euthanasie- Euthanasia A/N: Sorry this chapter is so short but I had to name the important Terriers that will be used later on. The next chapter will have some Enjolras/Joly. You knew it was coming. Please review but no flames please.