Chapter 15- Hypochondrion and Red and Black Apollo come out of The Closet
A/N: Yes. You read right. A slash warning between Enjolras and Joly. Montparnasse will come back in another few chapters for a final time (LesMis Loony, I will give Montparnasse to you in that Chapter.) and this one may end after a few chapters. It will be a bittersweet ending so you have been warned. I don't own Les Mis.
It was about one month after the terrier incident. Enjolras and Joly sat down on a battered couch waiting for Grantaire and Eponine to get home. Azelma and Gavroche were playing in the hall. Enjolras sighed.
"I was too late."
"Huh?"
"I was too late to win over Grantaire. I loved him and he never noticed because he was too busy running around naked. Eponine's so lucky... being dragged around by the nudist... always with him..."
"Are you... you know?"
"Yes, Joly. I like men... namely Grantaire... what about you?"
"Well, Lesgles and I loved each other. As you know, we shared EVERYTHING. But now he's gone."
There was a long silence. Enjolras looked over at Joly. His long, light brown hair was tossed messily about his head. He had a rather high forehead and his striking blues eyes reminded him of twin sapphires.
Joly looked at Enjolras. His dark hair was curlier now that it was short. He still wore a serious expression but it had a dreamier look to it now. He stared into Enjolras' bluish-brown eyes. Was it possible that he was falling in love again?
"Um, Joly?"
"Yes Enjolras?"
"Would you ever fall in love again?"
"Depends? With whom?"
Enjolras leaned over and kissed him. Joly deepened the kiss.
About an hour later, Eponine and Grantaire walked in to find Enjolras and Joly making-out on the couch. Eponine almost threw up as Grantaire stood wide-eyed.
"Ummm..." Grantaire said.
"Oh, Grantaire!" Enjolras exclaimed as he and Joly quickly pulled away from each other "Uh... nothing going on here... We were just... uh... discussing the reason as to why the insurrection failed... Ummmm..."
Grantaire looked from Enjolras to Joly, from Joly to Enjolras, and then to Eponine.
"Eponine?"
"Yes, Grantaire?"
"Is that what we're really doing each night? I thought we were-"
Eponine quickly silenced him as Gavroche and Azelma entered the room. Shortly after they walked in, there was a rumble and the terriers all ran into the room. Fourche-morsure ran up to Grantaire and did what it was named for. Grantaire howled in pain and while Eponine, Azelma, and Gavroche were occupied with dislodging the Cairn Terrier from between Grantaire's legs, Joly and Enjolras shared a passionate kiss. Unfortunately, Gavroche turned to see them and let out a long, loud, "EEEEEEWWWWW!"
Will Joly and Enjolras get married? Will the law allow them to do that? Why does Grantaire have the mentality of a five year old? Do we really care? Will Gavroche recover from what he just saw? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl.
A/N: Okay, so this chapter may not make much sense. The next chapter will be very cute. I know because I'm writing it.... Okay. Bed time for me.
LesMisLoony: Please let me know if you want your name to be used in the last Montparnasse one (Don't worry. He doesn't die. That isn't why it's his last one.)
La Epster
A/N: Yes. You read right. A slash warning between Enjolras and Joly. Montparnasse will come back in another few chapters for a final time (LesMis Loony, I will give Montparnasse to you in that Chapter.) and this one may end after a few chapters. It will be a bittersweet ending so you have been warned. I don't own Les Mis.
It was about one month after the terrier incident. Enjolras and Joly sat down on a battered couch waiting for Grantaire and Eponine to get home. Azelma and Gavroche were playing in the hall. Enjolras sighed.
"I was too late."
"Huh?"
"I was too late to win over Grantaire. I loved him and he never noticed because he was too busy running around naked. Eponine's so lucky... being dragged around by the nudist... always with him..."
"Are you... you know?"
"Yes, Joly. I like men... namely Grantaire... what about you?"
"Well, Lesgles and I loved each other. As you know, we shared EVERYTHING. But now he's gone."
There was a long silence. Enjolras looked over at Joly. His long, light brown hair was tossed messily about his head. He had a rather high forehead and his striking blues eyes reminded him of twin sapphires.
Joly looked at Enjolras. His dark hair was curlier now that it was short. He still wore a serious expression but it had a dreamier look to it now. He stared into Enjolras' bluish-brown eyes. Was it possible that he was falling in love again?
"Um, Joly?"
"Yes Enjolras?"
"Would you ever fall in love again?"
"Depends? With whom?"
Enjolras leaned over and kissed him. Joly deepened the kiss.
About an hour later, Eponine and Grantaire walked in to find Enjolras and Joly making-out on the couch. Eponine almost threw up as Grantaire stood wide-eyed.
"Ummm..." Grantaire said.
"Oh, Grantaire!" Enjolras exclaimed as he and Joly quickly pulled away from each other "Uh... nothing going on here... We were just... uh... discussing the reason as to why the insurrection failed... Ummmm..."
Grantaire looked from Enjolras to Joly, from Joly to Enjolras, and then to Eponine.
"Eponine?"
"Yes, Grantaire?"
"Is that what we're really doing each night? I thought we were-"
Eponine quickly silenced him as Gavroche and Azelma entered the room. Shortly after they walked in, there was a rumble and the terriers all ran into the room. Fourche-morsure ran up to Grantaire and did what it was named for. Grantaire howled in pain and while Eponine, Azelma, and Gavroche were occupied with dislodging the Cairn Terrier from between Grantaire's legs, Joly and Enjolras shared a passionate kiss. Unfortunately, Gavroche turned to see them and let out a long, loud, "EEEEEEWWWWW!"
Will Joly and Enjolras get married? Will the law allow them to do that? Why does Grantaire have the mentality of a five year old? Do we really care? Will Gavroche recover from what he just saw? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl.
A/N: Okay, so this chapter may not make much sense. The next chapter will be very cute. I know because I'm writing it.... Okay. Bed time for me.
LesMisLoony: Please let me know if you want your name to be used in the last Montparnasse one (Don't worry. He doesn't die. That isn't why it's his last one.)
La Epster