Disclaimer: If I owned LOTR, or Harry Potter...... Let's just say the world would be doomed.

~Chapter Two~

Crystal: This computer is getting boring. Wanna go somewhere?

Starlight: How bout to another dimension???? Huh? O.o

Twilight: Erm.... What she said. (starts talking to cat)

Starlight: Right...... wait.... What's he saying?

Twilight: He's saying dust particles shall never be defeated by the squirrels.

Starlight: Keep dreamin, hun.

Crystal: -_-;; Let's go!!!

Starlight: Alright, already! Lemme pack my torture devices first.... XD

Crystal: Torture devices?

Starlight: I promised Lexie I would help her torture the Evil Sheep of Doom.

Crystal/Twilight: ^-^ I WANNA HELP TOO!!!!!

Starlight: Then let's go!

~Back at the Castle~

Ghost: This room is the room the Queen of the Squirrels stays when she is visiting.....

Starlight: (Pops outta nowhere) OOOOOOO!!!! Are these the vic-*COUGHCOUGH* visitors? Terrible cold I've got... *coughcough*

Ron: Who's that?

Starlight: Starlight Enchantress! I rule over the squirrels. (Mumbles) Who shall one day defeat the dust particles.... I MEAN *COUGHCOUGH* I HATE POLLEN, DON'T YOU????

Twilight: *Pops outta nowhere* And I am Twilight Oracle, I rule over the dust particles!

Bandit: MREOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Twilight: Sorry, there! Bandit doesn't like dimension-traveling. Only when we go to cut off Blaenynn's hair.

Legolas: Blaenynn? Who is this?

Starlight: AN EVIL ELF WITH NO HAIR!!!! ^-^

Twilight: -_-;; Hey, where's Crystal?

Starlight: Erm, she'll show up sooner or later. ^-^

Hermione: We really should get back to cla-

Starlight: Give it a break, kid. You're in the castle of the Evil Sheep of Doom! There's no reason to fret!

Hermione: But isn't this sheep evil?

Starlight: Sometimes, you worry me...... more than Crystal does......

Crystal: HEY!!!!

Starlight: MEEEEEEP! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???

Crystal: I was talking with Lexie.

Starlight: Don't try anything, you know the squirrels are more powerful than the evil fuzzy bunnies.

Harry: Evil sheep? Evil bunnies? Dust particles and squirrels?

Starlight: You should listen to yourself. You would think: Dang, that guy's a dork....

Twilight: Like you?

Starlight: Don't push it, Tweeky.

Twilight/Crystal: TWEEKY????

Starlight: YES!!! I NOW OFFICIALLY NAME YOU TWEEKY!!! AND YOU SHALL FALL IN LOVE WITH A RUBBER DUCK!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Starlight: -_-;;

Twilight: Well, you're spell didn't work. My name's still Twilight.

Starlight: XD I didn't cast it on you. ^-^

Tweeky: You can cast spells? But then, shouldn't you be in Hogwarts?

Ron: Blimey! Hermione, your name!

Tweeky: What?

Harry/Ron/George: (Burst out laughing.)

Starlight: (smiles devilishly) Never underestimate squirrels.

Aragorn: What is your business here in the land of the Evil Sheep of Doom?

Starlight: Who are you to be asking me? It's YOUR first time here, and it's YOU who got kid-*COUGCOUGH* lost! TERRIBLE POLLEN! I HATE POLLEN!

Crystal: Get a life.

Starlight: Oh, I already have one.

Drea: *coughcough*

Starlight: WHAT THE- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????

Drea: (disappears)

Starlight: -_-;; I need to talk to Lexie......

Legolas: Is there anything to do here but take these.... Tours?

Gimli: This mad fluffball is making my hair turn grey!

Starlight: (smiles) There's lot of things to do.... Of course. XD Common, I'll show ya. ;-)

~DUNDUNDUN~