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Starlight: (pops out of nowhere wearing a hippie outfit) PEACE, LOVE, HARMONY!!!
Hermione: We really must go back to Hogwarts! We must have missed-
Ghost Sheep: Oh, come on! Let's go to the music room and see the chorus practicing!
Legolas: Chorus?
Starlight: (grins evilly) The singers....
Legolas: Ah, yes, let us go.
In the Music Room
Starlight/Twilight/Crystal: (stop dead in their tracks) NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: What?
Starlight: It's....
Crystal: It's.....
Twilight: It's.....
Starlight/Twilight/Crystal: THE EVIL DOUBLE E OF TERROR AND SHATTERED GLASS!!!!
(in a few moments, in complete and total silence)
Double E: Hold it down, y'all!
Alex: WE AREN'T TALKING!!!
Starlight: Where did you come from??
Alex: Nowhere. I was going to stuff Double E and her background singers into a box.
Starlight/Twilight: I WANNA HELP!!!!
Legolas: Why do you want to stuff this singer into a box?
Starlight: She'll drive you deaf.
Gimli: Let us hear her sing.
Double E: OK! (sings REALLY REALLY off key)
(glass shatters)
Starlight/Twilight/Crystal/Alex: (fall to the ground)
Hermione: Oh, no! Our hosts are dead!
Double E: (sniffs) They don't know talent when they see it.
Fred/George: (pick up Alex's box and stuff Double E and her background singers in it)
Alex's Ghost: JOY!! ALL HAIL FRED AND GEORGE!!!
Fred/George: (bow)
Crystal: HEY!!! IT WAS MY IDEA!!!
Everyone else: (fall to the ground after hearing Double E)
In the Locked Up Throne Room of Complete and Painful Death Tesod: RAWR!!!!! Ghost! Come
Ghost: (comes forward) Yes, master?
Tesod: Take care of those dratted twins! They locked up my best killer!!!
Ghost: Yes, master! (goes away)
Hermione: (wanders into the room) (sees Tesod on a throne) Hello? Who are you?
Tesod: I AM THE EVIL- I mean, I am the King of Sheep, held in the pendant of a girl. You may call me Tesod. Who are you? Guests of the castle, perhaps?
Hermione: Um... I'm a guest of the castle.
Tesod: I expected as much. Go away, little girl.
Later on
Ghost: Here is the Art Gallery, where you can wander about and look at the paintings.
Ron: Where's Hermione?
Starlight's Ghost: AAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!! RON AND HERMIONE, SITTIN IN A TREE!! K- I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Ron: (turns beet red) Shutup, you old prune!
Sherry: Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, little Ronny-goo-goo is mad at Starlight.
Harry: Who are you?
Crystal's Ghost: She's a friend who's in love with Hyde.
Gimli: Hide? Who is Hide?
Sherry: NO!!! HYDE!! HEE-DAY!!! HYDE!!! MY HYDE!! MMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Bandit: (jumps on Sherry's head) MMMREOWW!!!
Sherry: MY HYDE!! NOT YOURS!! MYYYY HYDE!!! (runs out of room with Bandit still on her head)
Ron: O.o How interesting.
A/N: Erm, yea. Anyway. What should be Fred and George's fate? a) They die b) They get locked up in a room with Double E XD c) They get tied to a pole above angry piranhas
Ok! GO VOTE AND REVIEW!!
Starlight: (pops out of nowhere wearing a hippie outfit) PEACE, LOVE, HARMONY!!!
Hermione: We really must go back to Hogwarts! We must have missed-
Ghost Sheep: Oh, come on! Let's go to the music room and see the chorus practicing!
Legolas: Chorus?
Starlight: (grins evilly) The singers....
Legolas: Ah, yes, let us go.
In the Music Room
Starlight/Twilight/Crystal: (stop dead in their tracks) NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: What?
Starlight: It's....
Crystal: It's.....
Twilight: It's.....
Starlight/Twilight/Crystal: THE EVIL DOUBLE E OF TERROR AND SHATTERED GLASS!!!!
(in a few moments, in complete and total silence)
Double E: Hold it down, y'all!
Alex: WE AREN'T TALKING!!!
Starlight: Where did you come from??
Alex: Nowhere. I was going to stuff Double E and her background singers into a box.
Starlight/Twilight: I WANNA HELP!!!!
Legolas: Why do you want to stuff this singer into a box?
Starlight: She'll drive you deaf.
Gimli: Let us hear her sing.
Double E: OK! (sings REALLY REALLY off key)
(glass shatters)
Starlight/Twilight/Crystal/Alex: (fall to the ground)
Hermione: Oh, no! Our hosts are dead!
Double E: (sniffs) They don't know talent when they see it.
Fred/George: (pick up Alex's box and stuff Double E and her background singers in it)
Alex's Ghost: JOY!! ALL HAIL FRED AND GEORGE!!!
Fred/George: (bow)
Crystal: HEY!!! IT WAS MY IDEA!!!
Everyone else: (fall to the ground after hearing Double E)
In the Locked Up Throne Room of Complete and Painful Death Tesod: RAWR!!!!! Ghost! Come
Ghost: (comes forward) Yes, master?
Tesod: Take care of those dratted twins! They locked up my best killer!!!
Ghost: Yes, master! (goes away)
Hermione: (wanders into the room) (sees Tesod on a throne) Hello? Who are you?
Tesod: I AM THE EVIL- I mean, I am the King of Sheep, held in the pendant of a girl. You may call me Tesod. Who are you? Guests of the castle, perhaps?
Hermione: Um... I'm a guest of the castle.
Tesod: I expected as much. Go away, little girl.
Later on
Ghost: Here is the Art Gallery, where you can wander about and look at the paintings.
Ron: Where's Hermione?
Starlight's Ghost: AAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!! RON AND HERMIONE, SITTIN IN A TREE!! K- I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Ron: (turns beet red) Shutup, you old prune!
Sherry: Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, little Ronny-goo-goo is mad at Starlight.
Harry: Who are you?
Crystal's Ghost: She's a friend who's in love with Hyde.
Gimli: Hide? Who is Hide?
Sherry: NO!!! HYDE!! HEE-DAY!!! HYDE!!! MY HYDE!! MMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Bandit: (jumps on Sherry's head) MMMREOWW!!!
Sherry: MY HYDE!! NOT YOURS!! MYYYY HYDE!!! (runs out of room with Bandit still on her head)
Ron: O.o How interesting.
A/N: Erm, yea. Anyway. What should be Fred and George's fate? a) They die b) They get locked up in a room with Double E XD c) They get tied to a pole above angry piranhas
Ok! GO VOTE AND REVIEW!!