Hey everyone! Nice to know I got 22 reviews! Yes! That's my
lucky ! Keep reading please. What is it with everyone and the colored
animals? And, seriously, this really happened. My friend screamed that in
the middle of my teacher's lecture, and I did see a blue bear in XLT! I
also fell off a desk and sliced up elbow on scissors... god... I didn't know
highlighters could do that... usually, I don't do that, but that highlighter
smelt like strawberries! Anyway, I'm glad no one hates me for making Isaac
a crybaby. Thank god no one's mad! I'm gonna review your reviews now! :
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun and probably never will...
Vokteren: Oh, so you're the one who really loves the colored animals? Well, I'll have you know that the Green flamingo was named Bob and was talking to my hallucinating friend. Pretty sad, huh? Well, hope you like this chapter. Probably no colored animals but I'll have my friend get high again and let us see what she sees.
Flamethrowerqueen: I'm glad you're finally getting the humor you liked. Thank you for the whole nice style comment. Now you've got me curious on that Monty Python parody. I'll read it and thanks once more for reviewing the Snow White parody. Now I have 22 reviews for that! Yay!
Silver...: Whoa! New blood again! First time I think I've heard someone getting hooked. Here's the update you wanted. Please keep with us!
Master Adept 2000: Good to see you're back. I'm happy you like this as well. Sunlight! My god, I love this Djinn! Hugs Sunlight. Please keep reading for me, and don't let Moonlight review. That Djinn scares me... but hope you like this next chapter!
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Glad to know it's getting even funnier! And your welcome for the Hyper fan. Everyone seems to be laughing hard. Good... I always wanted to make people laugh...
Wildfiredreams: Thank you very much for the review. I purposely made Isaac the Beast because I knew he would suck as one. I know, Isaac is hard to think of someone mean. (Isaac: Oh, I can get pissed if Alex lays a hand on Mia.) Sorry it's not turning like the real one. But I'm still happy you like it!
From where we left off: Isaac really needs to learn his lines. (Isaac hangs his head hurt.) And Mia had refused to go to dinner because she didn't like mutts. (Isaac sobs.) Isaac shouted that if she wouldn't eat with him, she wouldn't eat. So Mia gets to starve. But what is this?! Mia!
Mia slowly tiptoed out of her room. Her cerulean eyes scanned the area, and she mentally did a happy dance as she snuck out. She didn't notice the movement behind the curtain. Garet suddenly stumbled out of the curtain making out with Jenna. (Felix: WHAT?!?!?!) He gasped, dropped Jenna and smacked his forehead.
"I'm such an idiot! Isaac told me to watch her!" Garet said. Jenna gave him a puppy face. "Oh Jenna... don't worry! I'll be back for more!" Garet quickly rushed after Mia. (Felix: You won't live to even make it back to her, Garet!)
"I told you! I'm not sleepy! Put me down!" Felix shouted at the fat pot. Sheba muttered a curse, trying to shove the resisting teacup into the cupboard. "You can not make me go in!" Felix shouted, determinedly.
"I don't care what you say! You're going into the cupboard... whether... you like it... or not!" Sheba yelled, shoving him into the cupboard. Felix hopped up and was about to land outside the cupboard before Sheba slammed the door shut, and locked it. Felix crashed into the glass, and slowly slid down flicking Sheba off. Sheba stuck out her tongue, and made a victory cheer. Felix mutely screamed cusswords at her. "In your face!" Sheba shouted. The door creaked open, and Mia walked in. Everyone instantly greeted her. (Note: I will not do the whole 'Be our guest song because I don't want Karst killing me. You all know how she is with the songs.) At that moment, Piers and Garet walked in.
"Now, you say she walked in here and"- Piers froze when he saw Mia. "Crap! The master is gonna kill us!" He cursed, hiding behind Garet. Garet smiled dumbly.
"Hi there pretty lady. My name's Garet, and this is Piers." Garet said, gesturing to the terrified Lemurian. Piers squeaked, and hid behind the counter.
"How dare that mutt yell at me. Now... what can I do to get back at him... something that he told me not to do... well, he said not to go into the West Wing... aha! I'll go into the West Wing to piss him off! But I might need someone to get me near there without that flea bitten dog finding out. But who?" Mia secretly plotted all this in her head. (Mia: Since when do I seem this evil? Am I PMSing again?) At that exact moment she happened to look at the dumb Garet. An evil smile began to spread onto her face. "Perfect..." Mia made a dramatic pose. "Oh, this castle is so big! If only someone were to give me a tour! I could get so lost in this castle..." Mia said, making a puppy face in order for the idiot of a Fire Adept to see. It took a few minutes for Garet to realize what she had just said.
"Oh... oh! Hey! Pretty lady! We can give you a tour! I know! This castle is really big! But Piers know the way!" Garet said. Piers shot him a glare. Mia smiled.
"Thank you! That would be ever so kind! You are such a nice little... er... candle thing." Mia said, smiling at him.
"You hear that Piers?! She called me nice! Now if only Jenna could call me that..." Garet said, hanging his head.
"And this is the Bathroom. Don't worry, if anything 'emergency' happens, let us know. We'll make Garet get those for you." Piers informed. Mia blushed, and Garet began to raise his hand and rapidly shake it. "Yes Garet?!" Piers asked, annoyed.
"What are those?" Garet asked. Piers lightly blushed, while Mia blushed harder.
"Well talk about that another time. Anyway, here is the West Wing." Piers said. Mia looked up. The 'spooky' music began to play. "Will you turn off that ridiculous boom box Felix?!" Piers demanded. Felix sighed, hung his head, and hit the stop button. "Now remember, you can't go up here." Piers said.
"Why not?" Mia asked.
"I don't know. Have you looked on page 22?" Piers asked, flipping through the script.
"So much help that did. Hey, I need to use the bathroom. Mind if you leave?" Mia asked. Piers blushed, and walked off dragging Garet with him. Mia ran up the stairs and into the West Wing. She looked around. There were ripped up portraits, carpet and a squeaky burger toy. It was the glowing pink rose that caught her eye. "Is that thing radioactive?!" Mia wondered. Wanting to see, she lifted the glass case up. She stared at the glowing pink rose, not able to take her eyes off it. A low growl came from behind her. She turned, and gasped. Isaac snatched the case from her and slammed it over the rose. He sighed, and turned to Mia.
"What are you doing here?" He asked, not the slightest bit mad.
"Um... um..." Mia began. Isaac, forgetting his line once more grabbed the script. (Quit doing that!) (Isaac: Can't help it! I'm a forgetful person!) (God, you should have seen him at the book speeches. He totally forgot his speech.)
"Oh! Here it is. Um... How dare you come in here. Get out of here." Isaac said, not taking his eyes off the script and putting no emotion into his words.
"But I"- Mia was cut off by another 'angry' line from the Earth Adept.
"Get out! Roar!" Isaac said, not even yelling. Mia walked out, not scared.
"Oh my! I'm so scared! Isaac, you stink as a beast." Mia said.
"I know." Isaac said, hanging his head. He waited until Mia was out to read off the script again. "Now... Isaac hangs head, and sighs in regret for what he had just done. Wait... what did I do?" Isaac shrugged, and hung his head, not knowing what he was supposed to forget...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Not too bad. Still bad though. Hope you liked it. Please R/R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun and probably never will...
Vokteren: Oh, so you're the one who really loves the colored animals? Well, I'll have you know that the Green flamingo was named Bob and was talking to my hallucinating friend. Pretty sad, huh? Well, hope you like this chapter. Probably no colored animals but I'll have my friend get high again and let us see what she sees.
Flamethrowerqueen: I'm glad you're finally getting the humor you liked. Thank you for the whole nice style comment. Now you've got me curious on that Monty Python parody. I'll read it and thanks once more for reviewing the Snow White parody. Now I have 22 reviews for that! Yay!
Silver...: Whoa! New blood again! First time I think I've heard someone getting hooked. Here's the update you wanted. Please keep with us!
Master Adept 2000: Good to see you're back. I'm happy you like this as well. Sunlight! My god, I love this Djinn! Hugs Sunlight. Please keep reading for me, and don't let Moonlight review. That Djinn scares me... but hope you like this next chapter!
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Glad to know it's getting even funnier! And your welcome for the Hyper fan. Everyone seems to be laughing hard. Good... I always wanted to make people laugh...
Wildfiredreams: Thank you very much for the review. I purposely made Isaac the Beast because I knew he would suck as one. I know, Isaac is hard to think of someone mean. (Isaac: Oh, I can get pissed if Alex lays a hand on Mia.) Sorry it's not turning like the real one. But I'm still happy you like it!
From where we left off: Isaac really needs to learn his lines. (Isaac hangs his head hurt.) And Mia had refused to go to dinner because she didn't like mutts. (Isaac sobs.) Isaac shouted that if she wouldn't eat with him, she wouldn't eat. So Mia gets to starve. But what is this?! Mia!
Mia slowly tiptoed out of her room. Her cerulean eyes scanned the area, and she mentally did a happy dance as she snuck out. She didn't notice the movement behind the curtain. Garet suddenly stumbled out of the curtain making out with Jenna. (Felix: WHAT?!?!?!) He gasped, dropped Jenna and smacked his forehead.
"I'm such an idiot! Isaac told me to watch her!" Garet said. Jenna gave him a puppy face. "Oh Jenna... don't worry! I'll be back for more!" Garet quickly rushed after Mia. (Felix: You won't live to even make it back to her, Garet!)
"I told you! I'm not sleepy! Put me down!" Felix shouted at the fat pot. Sheba muttered a curse, trying to shove the resisting teacup into the cupboard. "You can not make me go in!" Felix shouted, determinedly.
"I don't care what you say! You're going into the cupboard... whether... you like it... or not!" Sheba yelled, shoving him into the cupboard. Felix hopped up and was about to land outside the cupboard before Sheba slammed the door shut, and locked it. Felix crashed into the glass, and slowly slid down flicking Sheba off. Sheba stuck out her tongue, and made a victory cheer. Felix mutely screamed cusswords at her. "In your face!" Sheba shouted. The door creaked open, and Mia walked in. Everyone instantly greeted her. (Note: I will not do the whole 'Be our guest song because I don't want Karst killing me. You all know how she is with the songs.) At that moment, Piers and Garet walked in.
"Now, you say she walked in here and"- Piers froze when he saw Mia. "Crap! The master is gonna kill us!" He cursed, hiding behind Garet. Garet smiled dumbly.
"Hi there pretty lady. My name's Garet, and this is Piers." Garet said, gesturing to the terrified Lemurian. Piers squeaked, and hid behind the counter.
"How dare that mutt yell at me. Now... what can I do to get back at him... something that he told me not to do... well, he said not to go into the West Wing... aha! I'll go into the West Wing to piss him off! But I might need someone to get me near there without that flea bitten dog finding out. But who?" Mia secretly plotted all this in her head. (Mia: Since when do I seem this evil? Am I PMSing again?) At that exact moment she happened to look at the dumb Garet. An evil smile began to spread onto her face. "Perfect..." Mia made a dramatic pose. "Oh, this castle is so big! If only someone were to give me a tour! I could get so lost in this castle..." Mia said, making a puppy face in order for the idiot of a Fire Adept to see. It took a few minutes for Garet to realize what she had just said.
"Oh... oh! Hey! Pretty lady! We can give you a tour! I know! This castle is really big! But Piers know the way!" Garet said. Piers shot him a glare. Mia smiled.
"Thank you! That would be ever so kind! You are such a nice little... er... candle thing." Mia said, smiling at him.
"You hear that Piers?! She called me nice! Now if only Jenna could call me that..." Garet said, hanging his head.
"And this is the Bathroom. Don't worry, if anything 'emergency' happens, let us know. We'll make Garet get those for you." Piers informed. Mia blushed, and Garet began to raise his hand and rapidly shake it. "Yes Garet?!" Piers asked, annoyed.
"What are those?" Garet asked. Piers lightly blushed, while Mia blushed harder.
"Well talk about that another time. Anyway, here is the West Wing." Piers said. Mia looked up. The 'spooky' music began to play. "Will you turn off that ridiculous boom box Felix?!" Piers demanded. Felix sighed, hung his head, and hit the stop button. "Now remember, you can't go up here." Piers said.
"Why not?" Mia asked.
"I don't know. Have you looked on page 22?" Piers asked, flipping through the script.
"So much help that did. Hey, I need to use the bathroom. Mind if you leave?" Mia asked. Piers blushed, and walked off dragging Garet with him. Mia ran up the stairs and into the West Wing. She looked around. There were ripped up portraits, carpet and a squeaky burger toy. It was the glowing pink rose that caught her eye. "Is that thing radioactive?!" Mia wondered. Wanting to see, she lifted the glass case up. She stared at the glowing pink rose, not able to take her eyes off it. A low growl came from behind her. She turned, and gasped. Isaac snatched the case from her and slammed it over the rose. He sighed, and turned to Mia.
"What are you doing here?" He asked, not the slightest bit mad.
"Um... um..." Mia began. Isaac, forgetting his line once more grabbed the script. (Quit doing that!) (Isaac: Can't help it! I'm a forgetful person!) (God, you should have seen him at the book speeches. He totally forgot his speech.)
"Oh! Here it is. Um... How dare you come in here. Get out of here." Isaac said, not taking his eyes off the script and putting no emotion into his words.
"But I"- Mia was cut off by another 'angry' line from the Earth Adept.
"Get out! Roar!" Isaac said, not even yelling. Mia walked out, not scared.
"Oh my! I'm so scared! Isaac, you stink as a beast." Mia said.
"I know." Isaac said, hanging his head. He waited until Mia was out to read off the script again. "Now... Isaac hangs head, and sighs in regret for what he had just done. Wait... what did I do?" Isaac shrugged, and hung his head, not knowing what he was supposed to forget...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Not too bad. Still bad though. Hope you liked it. Please R/R!