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Hicky: I don't think- oh never mind. Heh everyone! If you wanna read another DM/CG I read a really cool one! I am very much enjoying it. Need me, want me, love me by Little Yaoi Lemon.

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This Place: Mine, and No One Else's

A few days and nights had gone by and Dark and Celtic had proven their love to each other a number of times. The purple sky of the Shadow Realm had grown darker as the light shifted from day to night. Dark had pounce upon Celtic for the who-know-how-manyth time and was trying to strip him of his shirt.

Celtic giggled at Dark's, seeming, need to have him again. Since they weren't duelling as often as they had during Duellist Kingdom, Dark seemed to be using much of his energy up in the bedroom. Celtic grabbed onto Dark's shoulders and tossed him off to the side.

Dark growled slightly and made for another pounce. He was thrown back this time by Celtic's shoulder. Dark gave up and pouted. "Are you breaking up with me?" he asked in a mocking sadness. He knew Celtic wouldn't do such a rash thing.

"Maybe if you don't stop manhandling me and let me ask you something," Celtic chuckled and sat back down, since he had gotten up before.

Dark looked at him curiously. "You want to be seme?" There was slight genuine curiosity but mostly still a mocking tone in his voice.

"No, I don't," Celtic said bluntly. "What did I say about letting me ask you a question?"

"Well ask it then my elf," Dark said crossing his arms loosely over his chest.

"Would you go with me somewhere?" Celtic waited patiently for an answer.

"I would go wherever you lead me." Dark smiled and watched Celtic's face brighten with glee.

"Come on then... follow me."

Instead, Dark draped himself over Celtic's shoulders and walked, pressed up against him. "Where are you taking me?"

"You'll see." Celtic grabbed his cloak and head out the door. He walked down the stairs and out the mansion's front doors.

"Why are we outside?" Dark asked, this time truly curious.

Celtic smirked a little. "Well, I can't exactly get us to where I want to go unless we are outside."

Dark's eyes sparkled with excitement. 'What is he planning,' Dark thought as he nibbled on Celtic's earlobe.

Celtic's eyes fluttered shut. "Dark... not the ears.. I-I need to get us there... Dark!"

Dark chuckled and pulled back to rest his chin on Celtic's shoulder. "Lead the way my warrior." And with that Celtic walked down the steps, around the mansion, and began heading down a little path. After about ten minutes Dark stopped giving Celtic little touches and looked around. "The lake?" he asked quietly.

Celtic grinned but said nothing. He continued to walk along the path. This night in the Shadow Realm wasn't all that different from day. It was slightly darker, a twilight over everything due to the large, full moon overhead. The forest on the two sides of the trail was shadowy. Duel Monsters without masters or ones that did not duel scurried through the underbrush. Celtic's hears picked up the sound of wing against air but he was not worried. He was strong and so was Dark. Together they could handle any danger.

Dark tugged on Celtic's arm once they had reached the grassy area surrounding the lake. He smirked, seeing how Celtic had gotten wrapped up in the quiet night sounds. "We're here," he whispered and Celtic started slightly.

The elf looked around, noticing they had in fact made it to their destination. He turned around and looked Dark in the eyes, a smile on his lips. He took one step back, drawing away from the mage but catching his hand as he did. With his chin tucked a little and eyes looking at Dark seductively, the elf lead his mage closer to the water.

Dark raised a inquisitive eyebrow. 'Gods does he look hot,' Dark thought, not even noticing that he was moving. He also did not notice when Celtic stopped moving, or when his hand dropped to his side. His gaze was locked on Celtic's and there was no escape from those beautiful orange eyes.

Celtic slowly lifted his shirt up and over his head; the momentary lose of eye contacted released Dark from the hold Celtic had over him and the mages eyes quickly shifted to his now exposed chest. He slipped out of his shoes and turned around, undoing his pants as he did so.

Dark watched with much enjoyment as Celtic removed his clothing. He was about to reach out when Celtic turned but stopped when the elf looked over his shoulder at him. His eyes darted down as Celtic's had, resting on the back of the warriors pants.

The elf smiled at Dark and let his loose pants fall to the ground. He wiggled out of his boxers and started walking away from the mage.

"What are you doing?" Dark asked, as his eyes trailed up and down Celtic's naked body.

Celtic chuckled. It was obvious wasn't it. "You gonna join me for a swim?" he asked, one foot already in the water.

Dark tilted his head to the side. 'Now that's an idea,' Dark thought as he removed his own clothes and made his way into the first few inches of water. "Celtic it's chilly, how can you be swimming already?" he called to the elf that was already soaked, and getting more so, if that was possible.

"You get used to it, if you just get it!" Celtic called back. He swam around until Dark had walked in so the water was half way up his thighs. When he saw the mage close his eyes for a moment he slipped under the water's surface and swam to where Dark stood before exploding out of the water and knocking him back. "There," Celtic said, quite proud of himself, as he went to sit over Dark's hips. Dark had leapt back far enough to sit up and still be able to get air.

"You're evil," Dark said, his eyes narrowed slightly. He pulled Celtic down for a kiss and grinded his hips against the elf's.

Celtic grinned but tore away, water splashing everywhere.

Dark looked shocked. "What are you getting at?"

"Come on Dark... you still have to follow me..." Celtic swam toward the green cliffs, only to be stopped before he could get there. He felt a hand around his ankle. It pulled hard and he was brought back against a body. "Dark...." Celtic looked innocent and sweet.

"Where are you leading me?" Dark asked quietly, lips moving lightly against the elf's ear.

Celtic shuddered and smiled. "Follow me..." He spun and dove under the water, re-emerging about ten meters away. "Over here Dark!"

Dark blinked as water splashed into his eyes. He dragged the back of his hand across his face and looked to where Celtic was now calling from. He swam over to where Celtic was and waited for him to go swimming off somewhere else.

"I'll be right back," Celtic said and with that he disappeared under the water without another word.

He swam through the entrance to the cave and re-emerged, throwing his head back and forcing his waterlogged hair out of his face. He rested his arms on the floor of the cave and was about to lift himself out of the water when something caught his eye.

Off to the side, near the back of the cave Celtic could see something, thanks to the Siflet's silver glow. It looked to be a blanket, and seemed to be covering something or someone. Everything was completely still for a moment and then the body under the blanket turned and propped itself up on an elbow. "Celtic!"

Celtic, with arms still resting on the soft, cave floor, stared in shock. "Cee!"

"Hi," Cee said, looking down to see if the blanket was sufficiently covering him.

"I thought you said, 'I don't think any girls would believe me into coming in here'..." Celtic said, quoting his friend from before, as he lift himself slightly to see who Cee had brought to his special place.

Cee blushed as a hand moved over his abs, under the blanket. "Yeah, I did say that, but you see-"

"Celtic, you said you were going to be right back. And you go leaving me out there completely naked-"

Celtic turned quickly and narrowly missed elbowing Dark in the face. "Eee! Dark! Well, I just got a little preoccupied..."

"With what?" Dark said looking at Celtic, and still not noticing any of the cave's natural beauty.

Celtic turned and pointed to where his friend was propped up. "Cee's here... I didn't think he would be, he said he wouldn't." With that Celtic glared at his buddy, earning him a cringe.

Dark wrapped his arms around his elf's waist and pulled himself closer. "So," he began looking at Cee, "who's the lucky.... lady?" Dark asked, sill not sure what to make of Mr. I'm-Not-Gay. Celtic had told him the story of what had happened when he was turned into a toddler, which had lead to a few more stories about his two elven friends.

The hand that had been running over Cee's abs moved up his chest and found it's way to his uncovered shoulder. The blush on Cee's face deepened.

"Celtic," Dark whispered, "that hand doesn't look too overly feminine..."

Celtic looked and saw exactly what Dark was getting at. His eyes grew slightly wider as he heard someone chuckling, and he knew that it definitely not a girl.

The blank covering most of Cee and completely hiding the other was pushed down and up sat the mysterious, or maybe not that mysterious, chuckling monster. Gee grinned over at Celtic and Dark and gave a little wave of his hand.

From what they could see, he also was not wearing anything over his torso, and it didn't take a genius to guess that the blanket was doing all the covering for both of the elves. "I knew it!" Celtic shrieked in utter delight.

Cee blushed deeper yet and Gee moved to lazily lay across his room-mate's thighs. "Yeah," Gee said, tilting his face toward his friend and Dark. "I don't know quite when it clicked..."

"When you were on the stix and you kissed me?" Cee offered.

"I did?" Gee asked looking back to Cee. "I never remember what I do when I'm on the stix... eh, it doesn't matter, it just clicked."

"Finally!" Celtic said very happily. "Everyone seemed to know except you two!"

Dark had noticed that the cave was warmer than the water was, and quickly clamber out. He sat, back to the younger elves, and noticed that the ground, though looking very hard, was in fact, pleasantly soft.

Celtic smiled as he watched Dark's eyes travel over the shimmering surfaces of the cave. "Pretty isn't it," Celtic said, and he too began scanning the walls and floor. In the ceiling the hole, of various sizes, shone bright due to the light of the moon and the stars.

"Sorry Celtic," Cee said looking down at Gee. "I knew you wanted to bring Mr. Picture Guy here... and if I knew it was tonight I wouldn't have come..."

Dark twitched and turned his head toward Cee. "Mr.... Picture.... Guy?"

Celtic's eyes went wide and he started to furiously run a finger across his throat, trying to tell Cee to get out of what he had just said. Thankfully Cee saw, but unfortunately his attempt to take it back was pathetic.

"Uhh, I don't know what you're talking about," Cee said, looking away from the mage.

Dark looked back at Celtic, a very expectant look on his face. "They saw?!"

Celtic nodded, lifted himself out of the water and crawled to where Dark sat. He placed an apologetic kiss on the mages lips and drew back, a very cute pout plastered on his face. "It was an accident..."

"But damn man! You can sure draw! Those ones with you and him getting it on! Hot shit!" Obviously Gee had spoken. "Heh!" Cee had slapped his stomach for being an idiot, aka, himself.

Dark nodded and smiled at Celtic. He looked so cute with that pout, even though it was a complete act and Dark knew it. After Gee's comment his smile changed to a smirk and he placed a hand behind Celtic's head to pull him in for a more fire-y kiss.

Both Cee and Gee watched, not ashamed at all. In fact, being new to the whole 'being gay' situation, they thought they could use some pointers... or demonstrations, in this case.

Celtic felt like he was being watched, a feeling he used to get all time and had developed a sixth sense to it. He opened one eye and looked over at his friends, which was somewhat difficult as Dark still held him against his lips. He pulled away. "Dark, they're- don't you care- do you mind that-"

"That Cee and Gee are staring at us? No, not really." Dark moved so his lips were next to Celtic's ear and whispered. "They're new to this... maybe we should... teach them a few things?"

As those words registered in his mind his eyes went wider than they had all night, and then a little grin appeared on his lips. "Think they'd be willing?" Celtic asked, not bothering to lower his voice.

The two younger guardians looked at each other in slight confusion. "Umm, guys," Cee asked, "what are you talking about?"

Celtic rested his chin on Dark's shoulder. He looked at his elven friends, lips still drawn into that little grin. "Have you slept with each other yet?"

Cee blushed again. "No, not yet..."

Gee flicked his wrist as he spoke. "He doesn't think we know what to do-"

"That's because we don't!" Cee said glaring at his room-mate.

Dark had turned around. "Maybe we could be of some help," Dark said coolly as Celtic nodded.

"But Celtic!" Cee said in shock. "You're our friend!"

"Yeah."

"Friends don't... do... that kind of stuff!" Cee stated, the same shock in his voice.

"What about 'friends with benefits'?" Gee asked from where he lay.

Celtic chuckled. "It's not like we'll be doing this another time... it's like an, information seminar.... with a lot of hands on learning."

Dark laughed at what Celtic had said, although, it had been true.

Cee still didn't seem too keen on the idea. "We...?" he asked.

"Any friends of Celtic's are friends of mine," Dark stated smiling. He decided to send Celtic a mental message. 'We are so bad.'

"Gotta live life to the fullest," Celtic said aloud, turning to wink at his lover. He looked back at his friends, and did so for a few moments before asking, "who's the submissive one?"

Dark chuckled, seemingly knowing the answer. "Cee is the uke, it's obvious."

"Uke???" Cee asked, eyes almost spinning in confusion.

"Taking the female role during sex... the bottom... the one that gets fucked... Celtic," Dark said shaking his thumb in Celtic's direction.

"Grrrr," Celtic growled. "You work with Cee then. Show 'im what's to be expected of him."

"Did either of us agree to this?!" Cee's voice had risen.

Gee comforted his room-mate. "You did say you wanted to know before we got into anything... They're offering... Celtic's our friend, he's not going to do anything we don't want him too."

Cee looked around at everybody in half horror. "Does everyone think this is a good idea?"

"Not really, just an idea. It all up to you," Celtic said. He wondered what would happen though, as he and Dark both easily got jealous, and he didn't even know if Cee and Gee were like that too.

"So... I get the mage?" Cee asked slowly.

"More like the mage gets you, uke-boy," Gee said laughing.

"Please say that there are at least boundaries," Cee said as Dark and Celtic came toward him and Gee.

"Coarse," Celtic stated. "Just some foreplay tips, good places to work and that kind of thing."

Dark added, "there will be no taking my either me or Gee, as I think that is meant for actual relationships. And no kissing on the face unless it's your actual partner... and I swear I'm going to have the hardest time with that."

The three guardians looked at each other for a few seconds, trying to figure out what Dark had meant... oh, the. three. guardians... they all looked practically identical.

Gee sat up and when Celtic brought up a finger to coax him over, he went. He only had to move a couple of feet, just giving Cee and Dark enough room. "Kay Gee, now, you get to do whatever you want. I'll give some instructions if I think you need them and you can always look to see what Dark's doing."

Cee didn't seem as stunned anymore. He had wanted to know what was what and he was getting a free tutorial. How could he complain. He blushed and tried to cover himself when Dark pulled off the blanket.

The mage smirked. "We have to make sure your boyfriend can see what I'm doing to you, in case he wants to try it himself later."

Celtic lay down next to Cee and again motioned for Gee to come closer. "First off, it always feels good to be touched by your lover, but, there are key spots that can take it way past good."

"And," Dark added, "there are also a few that are just yours, and you two will probably have to find them on your own." He sat over Cee's thighs and placed a hand on the elf's chest to lightly push him to the cave floor.

Gee, watching Dark, and deciding to follow his lead, straddled Celtic's hips. Gee knew some of the things he could do. It was not as if he hadn't had a few dreams in the past that he couldn't explain until now. How pathetic, not only did everyone seem to know the truth about him and Cee, but even his subconscious knew. Before either Dark or Celtic could say something else Gee leaned down and kissed the side of Celtic's neck.

Cee watched his room-mate, his head turned to the side, and giving Dark a perfect opportunity to do just what Gee was doing, which he did. In a weird sort of way, to Cee, it felt as if he were watching what Gee was doing to him, and it felt good.

After hearing Celtic's sigh due to Gee now sucking on his neck, Dark decided to cause more noise from Cee. He moved down and started to suck on one of Cee's nipples, quickly earning a little yelp.

When Gee heard this he immediately looked over to Dark to see what he was doing. He definitely wanted to hear Cee do that again. He mimicked the mage as best he could, but he had no idea how hard Dark was sucking.

"You don't have to be so gentle," Celtic said quietly.

Gee took Celtic's advice to heart and, instead of sucking any harder, he nipped at Celtic's skin.

'Quick learner isn't he?' Dark thought to Celtic.

'Yeah... He's the seme alright.' "Shall we mention the elves special spot?"

"Here?" Dark asked; then he ran his tongue over the entire length of Cee's ear, closest to the others, causing a long moan to escape said elf's lips.

Gee was about to try the same when Celtic piped up, "No biting! You can nibble right here," he said as he leaned up did just what he said he was going to do to Gee's earlobe. He pulled away a very tiny bit. "You don't even do that anywhere else cause it feels like-" He lightly bite a bit of Gee's ear.

"Ahh-oh-owwwww!" Gee screamed clutching his ear.

Cee looked rather shocked. And looked to Celtic, and then Dark for an answer.

"He's just making sure Gee won't be trying that on you... and I doubt he will now," Dark said.

"Damn straight I won't be trying that!" Cee said glaring at Celtic, who had lay back down and was now smiling. "Think that's funny do ya? Well I know what else hurts." He grinned evilly as he reached down and squeezed Celtic's sack non too gently.

Celtic screamed in pain and would have grab himself if Gee had not been preventing him.

"What are they doing!?" Cee asked, staring at the two of them.

"Fighting, I think," Dark replied. He moved his hand to where Gee's was on Celtic, but applied a much gentler, massaging touch, causing Cee to arch and groan.

Now Gee just wanted to outdo the mage. He didn't think he could, but, he could try. He loosened his grip and started massaging, like Dark was. As he did this he leaned down and took the tip of Celtic's ear into his mouth, sucking gently.

Celtic gave a cry of pleasure. 'Nice combo,' he thought, and Gee heard it.

'Thanks.'

Celtic had forgotten that he had developed a weak link with Gee over the course of their friendship.

"I think it's time they learned the real important stuff," Dark said, releasing Cee, who was now panting heavily.

"Yeah okay," Celtic said. He was still pretty much fine, since he'd had more experience than Cee.

"What now?" Cee and Gee asked in unison.

"Preparation," Dark said.

"Real important unless you really don't care about any pain, but sometimes you just wan'it," Celtic said, causing Dark to raise an eyebrow.

"Any of you bring lube?" Dark asked, gaining three shaking heads as his answer. Dark sighed. "Okay, you can use lube, some use lotions, and, it kinda depends what's around in the heat of the moment."

"So, we'll use saliva then... it's good when you don't got something else... actually, it works pretty good anyways," Celtic said grinning.

"And you two are probably going to want to talk through it a few times first. Just until you can read each other's body language well enough. Gee, listen to Celtic, he should be fine, it's not like this is new to him or anything." Celtic growled. "And Cee, don't be afraid to say something if you want me to stop." Dark put three of his fingers into his mouth and made sure they were coated thoroughly before drawing them out. He placed one near Cee's entrance. "Just try to relax."

Celtic took Gee's hand and brought three of his fingers into his mouth. He wanted to make sure Gee knew how much natural lubricant to use. And when he had achieved that amount, he opened his mouth and let Gee withdraw his hand. "Kneel, between my legs," Celtic said. After Gee did so, the eldest elf spread his legs further apart and instructed Gee step, by step.

Dark had to go slower than Celtic and Gee, since Celtic was quite use to the feelings. Cee on the other hand was new to it, and even two fingers inside him was rather painful. Dark spoke in a soft voice, trying to get the warrior to calm down a bit and try to get used to the feeling. 'Was it like this for you?' Dark thought to Celtic.

'No, but this is his first first time. My first time was in Egypt and I think after five thousand years, you start to get used to the feeling.... Dark. Gee's good at this... why don't you let him finish with Cee. His eyes are closed, he'd never notice...'

'Gee,' Dark thought. 'Would you like to be with Cee now? Celtic says you're doing a good job."

'I would like that very much,' Gee thought, and he withdrew his fingers from Celtic.

'Be very gentle with him,' Dark thought and waited until Gee was right by him before pulling out his two fingers. 'Start with one again, my fingers are more slender than yours are.' They made the switch quickly and it seemed Cee had not noticed.

The two had been speaking to each other in their minds for quiet a while, not that Dark and Celtic had noticed. Gee had been trying to calm Cee at the same time that Dark had, and therefore Cee still told him if it hurt, or if it was getting better.

Dark quickly made his way back to his true lover and kissed him passionately. 'I don't want to speak,' he thought. 'I don't want to disturb those two.'

'Dark,' Celtic interrupted, a smirk appearing on his face. 'I'm not use to being prepped and not having anything happen after that.' Before Dark could say anything Celtic brought both hands to the mage's sides and lifted him so he was kneeling as tall as was possible. The warrior knelt also, but he sat on the backs of his calves. He leaned down further and took Dark into his mouth, intending to coat his lover so that their evening could proceed as, almost, scheduled.

Dark's finger curled into Celtic's hair as the elf's lips and tongue and entire mouth caused pleasure to stream through his body. 'Celtic... I thought you were doing this so I could do something for you?'

Celtic smirked as best me could. 'Just having a bit of fun,' he thought back to his lover.

Deciding he was, one, ready to continue, and two, wanting his elf very much, Dark pushed Celtic down onto the soft cave floor. He leaned over and placed a kiss on Celtic's lips as he entered him in on swift motion.

Celtic bit down, but not too hard, on his lover's lower lip and went back to kissing his beautiful mage until he was ready to continue. When this time came he moved against Dark and bit his lip again.

By this time Gee had finished prepping Cee, but at the request of the room-mate, Gee did not go further. The two of them curled up together and watched the show in front of them, trying to pick up some more 'pointers'. Bad elves!

After Celtic bit his lip the second time, the spell-caster drew out of his lover and waited a few moments, toying with the elf, before thrusting back in with insatiable force.

Celtic threw his head back and groaned. That hurt a bit. "Dark!"

That had been pay back for the lip. Not too hard, my ass. He drew out again, and after getting a look from Celtic he decided to tone it down... slightly.

As their friend and the mage were moving and screaming and moaning, Cee and Gee had taken all they could stand and they were kissing and grinding against each other. They just did whatever was coming naturally, since it wasn't as if you could really control yourself with that kind of lust.

Celtic's fingers tangled themselves in Dark's hair as his eyes closed tight, each of his lover's thrusts driving him closer and closer to the edge.

Dark's head was bowed, chin close to his chest. He knew perfectly well that they were not alone, he hadn't forgotten, but did he care, no. He drove into his elf's tight channel, never weakening, always keeping steady and constant. He moved a hand to Celtic's hard length and started to stroke to the same rhythm as his thrusts.

Celtic arched high off the ground, to the point where he thought his backbone would snap, as he gave in to his body's cry and released all over Dark's hand and both their stomachs.

Not a second later did Dark find his peace as he came, deep inside his lover, panting as heavily as Cee had been earlier. Their breath became one as the mage collapsed onto the warrior. They rose and fell in the same, exact rhythm, both their faces dampened with bliss and sweat. Everything was as it should be.

Speech Bubble: Seme is the opposite of uke, which was defined in the chapter.

Hicky: Bonus points to anyone who can tell me where the title came from. Same place as a few of the lines.... very few, but still.

Trent: It's somewhere in her fic.

Hicky: Also, I'm making a quiz. If you think you're a true LoTC fan ask for it and I'll send it to ya when I'm done.

Trent: Are you that bored?

Hicky: Bored? Bored?!?!? I have no times to be bored... And some of you... taps foot haven't told me who you think is hot... I love your reviews, I honestly do, but I need to know!!! cries

Trent: How can you cheer-

Hicky: Don't tell them!!!! He said nothing!

END of Yu-Gi-Oh: Life of the Cards!!!!!

Now, should I write the prequel, First Life, or the sequel, Yu-Gi-Oh: Life of the Cards II, which is the pre-Battle City/Battle city stuff?

YOUR CHOICE! SO TELL ME!