(Sobbing.) Oh no! Our final chapter! Then I do Aladdin, but this is my favorite story in writing! (Sobs harder.) What if the Aladdin one sucks?! What then?! Sorry for acting like that. Thank you everyone who read this story, and enjoy our next chapter! So grab the popcorn, soda and highlighters, sit on the couch and prepare to be thrown at with sap, humor, and Isaac's forgetful memorization!:
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Poor Felix. (Cracks and looks down.) I'm running out of superglue. Do you have any more? No need to be sorry about being very happy. I get crazy when I'm happy. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Jupiter Adepts Rule: Of course I'll write more parodies afterward! Making parodies is my life! Sadly, this is the only one with Mia as the main girl character. The next one will have Sheba, in case you're interested. Don't worry about not reviewing the last chapter. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Flamethrowerqueen: Really?! You look every few hours if I have updated?! (Blushes.) I would've reviewed sooner, but I was busy trying to update the Fight for Jenna. Thank you for saying your opinion on if Snow White or Beauty and the Beast parody were better. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Lord Cynic: At first, I panicked on your line, then I saw humor in it. (Ivan: Yeah! And I saw you sneak out! Ha! Ha! Ha! Take that!) Calm down there, Ivan. And, I doubt this is a successful play... (Isaac: Oh, shut up!) Thank you for reviewing this story!
Silver the Wind Seer: I know I'm a meanie. (Felix: No! You're a bitch!) Why you... Sorry I've gotten confused with everything. I'm updating now, so the wait is over. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Vokteren: The guy who has stayed by my side for quite some time now. Your villain thing did confuse me... (Holds head with Garet.) It's not my friend's fault. She has this really cool Expo marker? Or is it highlighter? I don't know, but it gets you high, and it smells like chocolate mint! Thank you for reviewing this story!
We all know where we left off... I think...
Disclaimer: Never owning Golden Sun, so I don't now.
"Master! There are invaders in the castle!" Sheba cried. Isaac whimpered, and hung his head. He missed Mia. Sheba growled. "Didn't you hear me?! There are evil people heading towards the castle!" Sheba yelled. Isaac sighed, and rolled a squeaky toy away. Sheba hopped onto his head, and began to stomp on him. "LISTEN TO ME, ISAAC!!! THE CASTLE IS UNDER ATTACK!!!" Sheba screamed. Isaac still looked calm. He lazily tossed Sheba over his shoulder, and sighed once more. Sheba ran back to the others.
Back with Garet and the others...
"This... isn't working...!"Jenna cried. They had stuff piled on the door, including themselves. Garet suddenly looked thoughtful.
"I have an idea!" He cried. Everyone froze. They looked nervously at each other. Piers were the first to speak.
"Should we use it? After all, whenever Garet thinks of an idea, we might as well just hand ourselves over." Piers said. Jenna, Sheba and Ivan nodded. Garet shot them a glare.
"Don't think I didn't hear that! And this time, it's a good idea! Just listen closely." Garet joined the circle, and whispered something.
5 minutes later...
The door burst down. Alex was the first to run in. When he got ready to fire an arrow? (Alex: What?! Why can't I use my psyenergy?! And anyway, I failed archery class!) As I was saying, when he got ready to fire an arrow, he stopped. The thing threatening them was harmless furniture. The villagers calmly walked in. When Agatio passed a certain candle thingy...
"ATTACK!!!" Garet screamed. The villagers screamed when the furniture suddenly lunged at them. (Felix: This is stupid! Everyone knows how much I like to fight, and they start without me?! And who ever heard of a sofa killing people?!) Sheba laughed like a maniac as she poured hot tea on people's eyes.
"All seems well!" Piers said, triumphantly. He heard a scream, and looked down to see Agatio snickering as he cornered Garet. "Hang in there Garet!" Piers cried, sliding down the stairs... with scissors... aiming toward Agatio's butt... (Karst: Why didn't I think of that?!) Agatio screamed, and shot through the roof when the scissors made contact with Agatio. Garet and piers gave one another a high five. (Piers: Sick! I don't even know where his hands have been!) Garet and Piers flinched when they heard a certain scream coming from a Fire Adept.
"Put me down! Agh! Watch your hands there! Garet, help me!" Jenna screamed. Some perverted guy was pulling out Jenna's feathers! Gasp!
"No hurts my Jenna and gets away with it!" Garet yelled, running at them. He got behind the man. (Another butt pain.) Taking one of his candles, he blew fire into the pervert's rear. The man screamed, and ran away. Garet outstretched his arms, and caught Jenna. Jenna giggled.
"Remind me to give you a kiss once we're human again." Jenna said, hopping out of his arms.
"Yes!" Garet said, excited. Though everyone was having fun... no one noticed the cornered Ivan...
Meanwhile, Alex was looking around the West Wing. (Mind you, Isaac is in the West Wing.) Taking a step into a certain room, Alex took out an arrow, and took aim. Isaac sighed, and didn't even notice, nor care. He was still upset. Alex smirked when he let loose the arrow. Isaac howled when it shot deep into his shoulder. (Mia: No!) Alex quickly ran at the howling Isaac, and tackled him so they fell out the window. Isaac slipped on a wet roof tile, and fell toward the edge. Using instinct, he threw his paw-like claw out, and grabbed onto the edge of the roof. He awaited death by either Alex's arrow, or falling into the darkness below. Then...
Felix: Nightmare! We need humor! Jenna's about to cry!
Jenna: Am not! I just have something in my eye!
Agreed. Humor is on the way!
"No! Isaac!" A girl's voice cried. Isaac blinked a few times along with Alex. Was that...?! "Isaac, hang in there!" Mia screamed. Isaac looked down, and used one of his claws to wave.
"Hi Mia! How's it been?! I've missed you!" Isaac said, not noticing Alex's glare at him.
"Don't, Alex!" Mia yelled, running into the castle. As she ran by, she didn't notice everyone stopping.
"Was that... Was that Mia?" Sheba asked.
On the roof, Isaac and Alex kept fighting, only Isaac had managed to hop back onto the roof. Isaac grabbed Alex by the throat, and held his body over the edge. Alex gulped.
"Don't do this, Isaac! Remember?! We used to be friends!" Alex cried.
"We did?" Isaac asked, looking funny confused. Alex shrugged. Isaac saw the fear in Alex's blue eyes, and dropped him over the roof, so he didn't fall down the cliff. "It would be good if you leave, before things get ugly!" Isaac said, making his hand glow green for a moment, threatening to use Psyenergy.
"Isaac!" Mia gasped, smiling at him still being alive. Isaac turned to her, and smiled.
"Mia..." He said, still smiling. He hopped onto the wall, tail wagging, and began to climb toward her. "You..." He paused to pull out the script. "Erm... whoops... said the wrong line a couple paragraphs back... ah! Here we go! Mia, you came back....?" Isaac said, putting the script away. (Ivan: And it was going so perfect so far Isaac...) Suddenly, Isaac howled when pain shot through his side. Alex smirked, and pulled his dagger out of Isaac's side. Isaac began to fall, before Mia caught him. Alex slipped, and fell into the cliff... (Rapid Alex fangirls: NO!!!) (Sorry about that...) Blood... or is it barbecuing sauce? BBQ sauce formed a puddle beneath him. Garet, Sheba, Piers, a super glued Felix, Jenna and a damaged Ivan all ran into the scene. Their jaws dropped when they saw their bleeding master. Mia sniffled. Isaac touched her cheek. (Sap alert.) He weakly... pulled out the script?! Isaac began to read out his lines as if he hadn't even been hurt. "Mia, you came back. Why?" Isaac read.
"I had to see you again!" Mia whimpered, actually putting emotions into her line unlike Isaac.
"Um... Don't cry. It's better this way. At least I got to see you one last time in the end. Isaac now dies, and Mia sobs harder." Isaac read off the next part. Mia smacked a hand to her forehead.
"Isaac, that's your cue to die." Mia said. Isaac blinked a few times.
"I... I die?!" He asked, shocked. Everyone groaned. Alex suddenly climbed over the balcony, with ripped up clothes. Everyone gapped at him. "Hey! How come he gets to live while I die?!" Isaac demanded.
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Silly Adepts! I'm simply done in this parody, so I get to leave early for the After the Parody party. From what I heard, Saturos is finally going to confess his love to Menardi! Can't miss that, now can I?" Alex said, running off. Everyone raised an eyebrow. "Isaac! Do us all a favor and die!" Alex's voice called. Isaac shrugged, and lay back down. He got swirly eyes, and stuck his tongue out on the side of his mouth in a dead pathetic way. Mia sniffled, and grew wide-eyed.
"Isaac.... Isaac?" Mia whimpered. No answer. She began to cry onto his chest. Piers sniffled.
"This is just like what happened in my favorite soap opera..." He said, earning a glare from the others.
"Don't go... I love you..." Mia whispered. Right then, the last rose pedal fell. Suddenly, light spreaded across the sky.
"It's the Golden Sun!" Sheba cried.
"Nope. Not bright enough." Jenna said. Suddenly, Isaac sat, up perfectly normal. Human ears, no tail and hands. He gapped at himself with Mia.
"I'm human again!" Isaac cheered. Mia squealed, and glomped onto him. Isaac smiled, and brought her into a passionate kiss. (Mudshippers: WHOO!!!) The castle turned white, and everyone turned back to normal... except for...
"What the hell?! I'm a seven year old!" Felix exclaimed, and got smacked by Sheba.
Later, or the next day, everyone was in the ballroom. Mia and Isaac were dancing. Garet sighed, and watched the two. A feather duster tickled his nose, and he turned to see Jenna in a sexy maid outfit. He made a tiger growl.
"Oh Jenna! Remember that kiss you promised me?!" Garet laughed, earning a confused/angry glare from Felix. Garet was about to follow before Piers stopped him.
"I told you Mia was the one for Isaac." Piers said, smiling proudly. Garet glared at him.
"Excuse me, but I was the one who said she was the one!" Garet corrected.
"No, it was I!" Piers said.
"No I said it!" Garet yelled, tackling him.
"My little girl is growin' up so fast!" Kraden sobbed on Sheba's shoulder. Mia kissed Isaac, ignoring the wrestling Garet and Piers...
THE END......
That's all for this story! God, I thought I was losing the humor! Please, R/R!
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Poor Felix. (Cracks and looks down.) I'm running out of superglue. Do you have any more? No need to be sorry about being very happy. I get crazy when I'm happy. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Jupiter Adepts Rule: Of course I'll write more parodies afterward! Making parodies is my life! Sadly, this is the only one with Mia as the main girl character. The next one will have Sheba, in case you're interested. Don't worry about not reviewing the last chapter. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Flamethrowerqueen: Really?! You look every few hours if I have updated?! (Blushes.) I would've reviewed sooner, but I was busy trying to update the Fight for Jenna. Thank you for saying your opinion on if Snow White or Beauty and the Beast parody were better. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Lord Cynic: At first, I panicked on your line, then I saw humor in it. (Ivan: Yeah! And I saw you sneak out! Ha! Ha! Ha! Take that!) Calm down there, Ivan. And, I doubt this is a successful play... (Isaac: Oh, shut up!) Thank you for reviewing this story!
Silver the Wind Seer: I know I'm a meanie. (Felix: No! You're a bitch!) Why you... Sorry I've gotten confused with everything. I'm updating now, so the wait is over. Thank you for reviewing this story!
Vokteren: The guy who has stayed by my side for quite some time now. Your villain thing did confuse me... (Holds head with Garet.) It's not my friend's fault. She has this really cool Expo marker? Or is it highlighter? I don't know, but it gets you high, and it smells like chocolate mint! Thank you for reviewing this story!
We all know where we left off... I think...
Disclaimer: Never owning Golden Sun, so I don't now.
"Master! There are invaders in the castle!" Sheba cried. Isaac whimpered, and hung his head. He missed Mia. Sheba growled. "Didn't you hear me?! There are evil people heading towards the castle!" Sheba yelled. Isaac sighed, and rolled a squeaky toy away. Sheba hopped onto his head, and began to stomp on him. "LISTEN TO ME, ISAAC!!! THE CASTLE IS UNDER ATTACK!!!" Sheba screamed. Isaac still looked calm. He lazily tossed Sheba over his shoulder, and sighed once more. Sheba ran back to the others.
Back with Garet and the others...
"This... isn't working...!"Jenna cried. They had stuff piled on the door, including themselves. Garet suddenly looked thoughtful.
"I have an idea!" He cried. Everyone froze. They looked nervously at each other. Piers were the first to speak.
"Should we use it? After all, whenever Garet thinks of an idea, we might as well just hand ourselves over." Piers said. Jenna, Sheba and Ivan nodded. Garet shot them a glare.
"Don't think I didn't hear that! And this time, it's a good idea! Just listen closely." Garet joined the circle, and whispered something.
5 minutes later...
The door burst down. Alex was the first to run in. When he got ready to fire an arrow? (Alex: What?! Why can't I use my psyenergy?! And anyway, I failed archery class!) As I was saying, when he got ready to fire an arrow, he stopped. The thing threatening them was harmless furniture. The villagers calmly walked in. When Agatio passed a certain candle thingy...
"ATTACK!!!" Garet screamed. The villagers screamed when the furniture suddenly lunged at them. (Felix: This is stupid! Everyone knows how much I like to fight, and they start without me?! And who ever heard of a sofa killing people?!) Sheba laughed like a maniac as she poured hot tea on people's eyes.
"All seems well!" Piers said, triumphantly. He heard a scream, and looked down to see Agatio snickering as he cornered Garet. "Hang in there Garet!" Piers cried, sliding down the stairs... with scissors... aiming toward Agatio's butt... (Karst: Why didn't I think of that?!) Agatio screamed, and shot through the roof when the scissors made contact with Agatio. Garet and piers gave one another a high five. (Piers: Sick! I don't even know where his hands have been!) Garet and Piers flinched when they heard a certain scream coming from a Fire Adept.
"Put me down! Agh! Watch your hands there! Garet, help me!" Jenna screamed. Some perverted guy was pulling out Jenna's feathers! Gasp!
"No hurts my Jenna and gets away with it!" Garet yelled, running at them. He got behind the man. (Another butt pain.) Taking one of his candles, he blew fire into the pervert's rear. The man screamed, and ran away. Garet outstretched his arms, and caught Jenna. Jenna giggled.
"Remind me to give you a kiss once we're human again." Jenna said, hopping out of his arms.
"Yes!" Garet said, excited. Though everyone was having fun... no one noticed the cornered Ivan...
Meanwhile, Alex was looking around the West Wing. (Mind you, Isaac is in the West Wing.) Taking a step into a certain room, Alex took out an arrow, and took aim. Isaac sighed, and didn't even notice, nor care. He was still upset. Alex smirked when he let loose the arrow. Isaac howled when it shot deep into his shoulder. (Mia: No!) Alex quickly ran at the howling Isaac, and tackled him so they fell out the window. Isaac slipped on a wet roof tile, and fell toward the edge. Using instinct, he threw his paw-like claw out, and grabbed onto the edge of the roof. He awaited death by either Alex's arrow, or falling into the darkness below. Then...
Felix: Nightmare! We need humor! Jenna's about to cry!
Jenna: Am not! I just have something in my eye!
Agreed. Humor is on the way!
"No! Isaac!" A girl's voice cried. Isaac blinked a few times along with Alex. Was that...?! "Isaac, hang in there!" Mia screamed. Isaac looked down, and used one of his claws to wave.
"Hi Mia! How's it been?! I've missed you!" Isaac said, not noticing Alex's glare at him.
"Don't, Alex!" Mia yelled, running into the castle. As she ran by, she didn't notice everyone stopping.
"Was that... Was that Mia?" Sheba asked.
On the roof, Isaac and Alex kept fighting, only Isaac had managed to hop back onto the roof. Isaac grabbed Alex by the throat, and held his body over the edge. Alex gulped.
"Don't do this, Isaac! Remember?! We used to be friends!" Alex cried.
"We did?" Isaac asked, looking funny confused. Alex shrugged. Isaac saw the fear in Alex's blue eyes, and dropped him over the roof, so he didn't fall down the cliff. "It would be good if you leave, before things get ugly!" Isaac said, making his hand glow green for a moment, threatening to use Psyenergy.
"Isaac!" Mia gasped, smiling at him still being alive. Isaac turned to her, and smiled.
"Mia..." He said, still smiling. He hopped onto the wall, tail wagging, and began to climb toward her. "You..." He paused to pull out the script. "Erm... whoops... said the wrong line a couple paragraphs back... ah! Here we go! Mia, you came back....?" Isaac said, putting the script away. (Ivan: And it was going so perfect so far Isaac...) Suddenly, Isaac howled when pain shot through his side. Alex smirked, and pulled his dagger out of Isaac's side. Isaac began to fall, before Mia caught him. Alex slipped, and fell into the cliff... (Rapid Alex fangirls: NO!!!) (Sorry about that...) Blood... or is it barbecuing sauce? BBQ sauce formed a puddle beneath him. Garet, Sheba, Piers, a super glued Felix, Jenna and a damaged Ivan all ran into the scene. Their jaws dropped when they saw their bleeding master. Mia sniffled. Isaac touched her cheek. (Sap alert.) He weakly... pulled out the script?! Isaac began to read out his lines as if he hadn't even been hurt. "Mia, you came back. Why?" Isaac read.
"I had to see you again!" Mia whimpered, actually putting emotions into her line unlike Isaac.
"Um... Don't cry. It's better this way. At least I got to see you one last time in the end. Isaac now dies, and Mia sobs harder." Isaac read off the next part. Mia smacked a hand to her forehead.
"Isaac, that's your cue to die." Mia said. Isaac blinked a few times.
"I... I die?!" He asked, shocked. Everyone groaned. Alex suddenly climbed over the balcony, with ripped up clothes. Everyone gapped at him. "Hey! How come he gets to live while I die?!" Isaac demanded.
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Silly Adepts! I'm simply done in this parody, so I get to leave early for the After the Parody party. From what I heard, Saturos is finally going to confess his love to Menardi! Can't miss that, now can I?" Alex said, running off. Everyone raised an eyebrow. "Isaac! Do us all a favor and die!" Alex's voice called. Isaac shrugged, and lay back down. He got swirly eyes, and stuck his tongue out on the side of his mouth in a dead pathetic way. Mia sniffled, and grew wide-eyed.
"Isaac.... Isaac?" Mia whimpered. No answer. She began to cry onto his chest. Piers sniffled.
"This is just like what happened in my favorite soap opera..." He said, earning a glare from the others.
"Don't go... I love you..." Mia whispered. Right then, the last rose pedal fell. Suddenly, light spreaded across the sky.
"It's the Golden Sun!" Sheba cried.
"Nope. Not bright enough." Jenna said. Suddenly, Isaac sat, up perfectly normal. Human ears, no tail and hands. He gapped at himself with Mia.
"I'm human again!" Isaac cheered. Mia squealed, and glomped onto him. Isaac smiled, and brought her into a passionate kiss. (Mudshippers: WHOO!!!) The castle turned white, and everyone turned back to normal... except for...
"What the hell?! I'm a seven year old!" Felix exclaimed, and got smacked by Sheba.
Later, or the next day, everyone was in the ballroom. Mia and Isaac were dancing. Garet sighed, and watched the two. A feather duster tickled his nose, and he turned to see Jenna in a sexy maid outfit. He made a tiger growl.
"Oh Jenna! Remember that kiss you promised me?!" Garet laughed, earning a confused/angry glare from Felix. Garet was about to follow before Piers stopped him.
"I told you Mia was the one for Isaac." Piers said, smiling proudly. Garet glared at him.
"Excuse me, but I was the one who said she was the one!" Garet corrected.
"No, it was I!" Piers said.
"No I said it!" Garet yelled, tackling him.
"My little girl is growin' up so fast!" Kraden sobbed on Sheba's shoulder. Mia kissed Isaac, ignoring the wrestling Garet and Piers...
THE END......
That's all for this story! God, I thought I was losing the humor! Please, R/R!