Chapter 3: Taking Flight
A/N: This will probably be the shortest chapter so far because I don't have many ideas for this.
Fox and Falco are in the Great Fox playing an unfriendly game of poker. They are extremely drunk. So most of what they say and do is because of the alcohol taking control.
Falco: I have a straight. What about you.
Fox: Damnit, that is the seventh time in a row. Stop cheating you filthy bastard.
Falco: Who are you calling a filthy bastard? At least I crap in a cage instead of outside in the middle of nowhere. Ya damn wild animal.
Fox: stands up immediately, knocking over the table and pulls out his blaster dizzy Wanna fight punk? I'll kick your flapping ass.faints
Just then two people burst through the door completely drunk. They were Conker and his twin brother that no one ever heard about Konker. (Dramatic music starts playing)
Conker: mimicking in a drunken sort of way I'll kick your flapping ass? What adult cartoon did you get that out of? Or did your mommy help you with that.
Falco: still drunk Who do you think you are talking to my friend like that.faints
The Conker Bros.: throws up and faints
All of a sudden someone appeared out of nowhere and revives Fox and Falco to a non-drunken state. Then the figure picked up the Conker Bros. and threw them off the ship.
Falco: Who are you? Why and how did you revive us? Who were those other people? Who am I. Who is this Fox? Why am I not drunk anymore and why do I have such a bad frickin headache? And...
???: Shut the fuck up you stupid cocky cock and let me have a word in otherwise. God damn, you are almost as bad as that other fox named Tails.
Falco: I want to be successful as Fox.tried to finish, but was cut off by Fox
Fox: Put your balls back in your pants and listen for a minute you jackass. Now, please get on with what you were saying. Oh, and I would like my father back.
???: I am hosting a tournament and if you win you and your partner will be granted one wish. Take these blasters. When they start to change colors you will be transported to the tournament grounds. As for the time until then, just try to stay alive and don't get drunk. Farewell.
Fox: What was that about? Oh well. pockets the new blaster
Falco: mimics Fox Ya, uh... goodnight.
A/N: Sorry that this chapter was so short, but I ran out of ideas. Anyways, the next chapter is Mario Madness with Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Dr. Mario, and Yoshi. Hope you liked it.
A/N: This will probably be the shortest chapter so far because I don't have many ideas for this.
Fox and Falco are in the Great Fox playing an unfriendly game of poker. They are extremely drunk. So most of what they say and do is because of the alcohol taking control.
Falco: I have a straight. What about you.
Fox: Damnit, that is the seventh time in a row. Stop cheating you filthy bastard.
Falco: Who are you calling a filthy bastard? At least I crap in a cage instead of outside in the middle of nowhere. Ya damn wild animal.
Fox: stands up immediately, knocking over the table and pulls out his blaster dizzy Wanna fight punk? I'll kick your flapping ass.faints
Just then two people burst through the door completely drunk. They were Conker and his twin brother that no one ever heard about Konker. (Dramatic music starts playing)
Conker: mimicking in a drunken sort of way I'll kick your flapping ass? What adult cartoon did you get that out of? Or did your mommy help you with that.
Falco: still drunk Who do you think you are talking to my friend like that.faints
The Conker Bros.: throws up and faints
All of a sudden someone appeared out of nowhere and revives Fox and Falco to a non-drunken state. Then the figure picked up the Conker Bros. and threw them off the ship.
Falco: Who are you? Why and how did you revive us? Who were those other people? Who am I. Who is this Fox? Why am I not drunk anymore and why do I have such a bad frickin headache? And...
???: Shut the fuck up you stupid cocky cock and let me have a word in otherwise. God damn, you are almost as bad as that other fox named Tails.
Falco: I want to be successful as Fox.tried to finish, but was cut off by Fox
Fox: Put your balls back in your pants and listen for a minute you jackass. Now, please get on with what you were saying. Oh, and I would like my father back.
???: I am hosting a tournament and if you win you and your partner will be granted one wish. Take these blasters. When they start to change colors you will be transported to the tournament grounds. As for the time until then, just try to stay alive and don't get drunk. Farewell.
Fox: What was that about? Oh well. pockets the new blaster
Falco: mimics Fox Ya, uh... goodnight.
A/N: Sorry that this chapter was so short, but I ran out of ideas. Anyways, the next chapter is Mario Madness with Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Dr. Mario, and Yoshi. Hope you liked it.