Chapter 4: Mario Madness

A/N: The things the characters want might seem a little strange, but go with it. They are in Isle Delfino eating some seafood.

Mario: faced stuffed with food So...wat...you...want...oo...oday?

Bowser: Swallow your food you fat fuck.

Mario: Swallows food Who the hell you calling a fat fuck. I mean look at you. You are fifty times my size, eat fifty times your weight in food, and weigh five-hundred times more than anyone on this island.

Bowser: becomes furious Wanna step outside little man?

Mario: Lets-a-go!

Luigi: God, do you always have to fight? Why can't we all get along for once?

Dr. Mario: Shut the hell up you fucking hippie.

Luigi: Oh, okay. I see how it is. You wanna go at it now Dr. Love?

Dr. Mario: pissed I told you not to call me Dr. Love. You know it pisses me off. I am gonna kick you fucking hippie ass.

???: Hold your horses.

Bowser: Who the hell said that?

???: Me.

Bowser: Who are you?

???: Me.

Bowser: Who?

The Mario Bros.: Shut up already.

???: Anyways, I am hosting a tournament. You few have been selected to participate in it. If you win, you and your partner will receive one wish.

Yoshi:confused When is this tournament? How will we know when and where to go?

???:to himself Why doesn't anyone let me finish my talking?

Yoshi: So, what's the deal?

???: Damnit, just give me a second and I will explain you stupid son-of-a- bitch.

Yoshi: What the hell did you say?

???: Never mind. Just take these stars. When it is the time to go, each star will start to glow. Farewell.

Bowser: That was weird. Oh well. I will see you assholes points to Mario in the tournament.

A/N: I know there isn't much but I will try to add more. As for now, this will have to do. The next chapter is Random Mania with DK, Kirby, Mr. Game and Watch, and Ness.