Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Final Fantasy VII, nor do I own the
original song, "Stacey's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne.
Notes: 2 things
The "dad" referred to in this song/fic is HOJO.
The person "singing" this song is some perverted teenage girl. NOT me! Got
it?

(Sephy's dad is really, really rad,
Sephy's dad is really, really rad.)
Sephy, can I come over after school? (After school.)
We can hang around by the local pool. (The local pool)
Did your dad get back from his business trip? (Business trip)
Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip? (Give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be,
I'm all grown up now, honey can't you see?
Sephy's dad, is really, really rad
He's all I want or will ever have.
Sephy can't you see? You're just not the guy for me.
I know it's really sad but I'm in love with Sephy's dad.
(Sephy's dad is really, really rad,
Sephy's dad is really, really rad.)
Sephy do you remember when I weeded your lawn? (Weeded your lawn)
Your dad came out, with just his boxers on. (Boxers on)
I can tell he like me by the way he stared. (Way he stared)
And the way he said, "Get that damn monster out of there!" (Monster out
of there)
And I know you think it's just a fantasy,
But since your mom is gone your dad can use a girl like me.
Sephy's dad, is really, really rad
He's all I want or will ever have.
Sephy can't you see? You're just not the guy for me.
I know it's really sad but I'm in love with Sephy's dad.

Sephy's dad, is really, really rad
He's all I want or will ever have.
Sephy can't you see? You're just not the guy for me.
I know it's really sad but I'm in love with Sephy's dad.

And the monster thing... Hojo was apparently talking to a soldier about
removing a monster thing before completing some mission thing. O, well.

Well... No flames, please! ^^; Good reviews wanted.