My fanfiction never dies! It just gets worse! Right, I'm doing this Harry Potter chapter and then it's reviewer's choice. Put all your suggestions on the review board and I'll pick one (however silly it may sound to you, just pass it on, my only condition that it is a book/TV/film series I can turn the Sweep characters into. It'll be my last chapter. Promise. If you're lucky. If you're not, I'll pick two!) Please post, I need suggestions for the last one or two of my silly Sweep/random series crossover parodies (and I shall reveal the big evil manipulating Morgan's magick later...)
Oh, by the way, I did mean to put Ciaran and Selene into the last story. Sorry I didn't get round to it. Ciaran as Legolas would have been, well, random. I decided to cut Killian a break this time...then thought again.
Characters under...the Harry Potter spell
Morgan - Hermione
Hunter - Harry
Bree - Professor Flitwick
Robbie - Ron
Alisa - Cedric
Raven - Professor McGonagall
Sky - Professor Trelawney
Killian - Dumbledore
Ciaran - Hagrid
Selene - Voldemort
Morgan has been banned from circles for the time being. Understandably. Nevertheless, by the second week she decides to try a little spell on her own. Just a little one. It can't hurt, can it?
Oops! Yes it can!
(Morgan opens her eyes after she has finished scrying. She is in Bree's house, standing in the middle of Kithic's circle. Only it's been kind of - interrupted.)
Everybody: MORGAN!
Hunter: I told you to not do any magick - I told you!
Robbie: Hunter, when was the last time she ever did anything you told her to?
Sky: I'm sorry Morgan...fifty housepoints from Woodbane!
Hunter: Aaw! I'm Woodbane! Wait a minute, so are you! Wait a minute, what are housepoints anyway?
Raven: I have no idea. *shrugs* But it's really fun taking them away. Watch! Fifty more from Hunter for complaining!
Hunter: *starts to cry*
Bree (in voice like she's drugged on helium): Hey! Alisa's back!
(Alisa walks through door.)
Morgan: Alisa!
(Her and Raven desperately search round for weapon. Finding none, they grudgingly make room for Alisa.)
Alisa: Hey, why did you two kill me?
Morgan: What do you mean?
Alisa: You burnt me! In the last spell! And Raven tripped me up so I stabbed myself! You really are evil Morgan! I'm going to tell everyone - and Mary K!
(Alisa rushes for the door. Just then, Morgan starts to go through some more changes. Her hair begins to frizz...)
Morgan: *reaches up to touch it* Oh my Goddess! TAKE COVER!
BOOM!
(The hair explodes out in a mass of curls worse than a hyperactive afro concealing two French Poodles. Everyone dives for cover under tables and chairs. Several ornaments are knocked off the mantelpiece and shatter on the floor. Alisa is caught in the blast and killed.)
Morgan: Is everyone alright?
Hunter: My eyes! My eyes! *reaches up* Weird. I'm wearing glasses. What Morgan, contacts just not good enough for you? *glowers*
Bree: *screams* Robbie! You're a redhead!
Robbie: You're one to talk. You're tiny again.
Raven: I'm wearing a kilt. Desperate action must be taken.
(She runs to the study with a background of the Mission Impossible theme tune. Finding scissors in the drawer, she tugs them out and snips down the skirt so it resembles a tartan belt.)
Sky: I like it! I like it a lot! *eyes grow misty* I'm seeing the future...heh heh heh...oh Raven...
Morgan: Harry Potter?
Raven: Seems so.
Morgan: Hunter Potter! Hee hee hee...
Hunter: It's no joke! *takes wand out of pocket* Wingardium Leviosa! *levitates Morgan and levitates her into mantelpiece where two more ornaments are destroyed*
Robbie: You just killed your muirn beatha dan!
Bree: Yeah. That seems to happen a lot these days.
Raven: Ten...no, five housepoints from Woodbane for giving no regard to that nice pony ornament!
Hunter: Oops! Morgan!
Morgan (standing up shakily): I'm alright! I landed on my hair!
Sky: It seems to me we must defeat this new great evil messing with us.
Hunter: Yeah!
(The door opens. A cloud of green smoke pours through.)
Morgan: Killian!
Raven: Yeah, it was about time he showed up. *looks down quickly* Meaning nothing by that, of course.
BOOMING VOICE: No, tis I...Selenemort!
(The cloud of green smoke grows thicker and starts taking shape.)
Morgan (hugs close to Hunter - he really doesn't mind): Oh my Goddess! Selene!
(Everybody tenses. The cloud takes its form...)
Selene: Oi!
(A small snake, or possibly a worm drops onto the floor.)
Hunter: *bends over and inspects snake/worm* Selene?
Selene: *squeaks* What the...? You shall pay, insignificant witches! Embrace the dark side!
Bree: It's so cute!
Robbie: Slimy, I'd say.
Hunter: What happened?
Sky: Oh. Silly Selene. She's Voldemort before he got a body.
Bree: Twenty housepoints from Woodbane for not reading Harry Potter and taking proper cautionary action.
Raven: Argh! Unregistered animagus! *grabs random pitchfork* *stabs Selene* *misses* *falls over*
Robbie: How come Raven's always turned into a violent psychopath?
Bree (mutters): What do you mean turned into?
Selene: Now you will pay!
Hunter: *steps on Selene*
(Squish.)
Morgan: Now if only all battles against dark witches were that easy...
(The door opens again. Killian and Ciaran step through. Ciaran bangs his enormous head on the doorframe and knocks himself out.)
Raven: Killian!
Sky: Raven!
Raven: Sky!
Morgan: It's about time you got here. Hunter just killed Selene...I think you just stepped in her.
Killian (looking at shoes): Urgh...
(Ciaran wakes up and stands up, managing not to hit his head on the ceiling.)
Ciaran: Morgan my girl! How you've...shrunk?
Morgan: No Daddy. You're just bigger.
Killian: How come he gets to be seven foot?
Robbie: Yeah, and you're stuck with the beard again.
Killian: Oh, that's alright. I'm getting used to that. I think I'm even starting to like it.
(Everyone looks at him weird and takes a step back.)
Killian: What? This is way better than Gandalf. He may not drink...but he does *shudders*...have a secret...vice.
Robbie: Dumbledore?
Killian: YES! SHERBET LEMONS! *takes out a packet and chucks them down without unwrapping them* *eyes start to glow from sugar rush*
Ciaran: This is a very interesting spell. We were on our way to a 'Fathers United with Children in evil evil darKness' conference when I started to grow amazingly tall and burst my head through the roof of the car, and Killian, well...*gestures helplessly at Killian who is now bouncing round the room on pogo stick as result of sugar rush*.
Morgan: This is weird.
Hunter: What?
Morgan: We killed Selene, right? The story should be finished. We should be over the weirdness.
Hunter: Perhaps we have to defeat this evil force first...the one that's playing with us.
Morgan: Yeah, what is that? I don't like it!
Sky: Maybe it's a taibhs.
(Alisa rushes in.)
Alisa: You thought I was dead, didn't you! Well not this time!
Raven (waking up): Wha? Argh! *trips Alisa up so she falls on her wand and impales herself*
Raven: *sniggers* Never fails.
Morgan: So that's what was missing!
(The spell is reversed. Bree grows, Ciaran shrinks and Killian is...well, Killian.)
Bree: Makeout session anyone? *Killian sticks up a hand* Robbie! Robbie, I mean!
Robbie: Sure, why not?
(The characters make out, apart for Ciaran, who stares at them then turns around sweeping his long black coat Matrix-style and heads out of the door.)
Ciaran: I'll be back *trips over long black coat*.
The End...for now. I will write at least one more chapter, please please send me suggestions.
P.S. Woodbane ended up with -125 housepoints overall.
Oh, by the way, I did mean to put Ciaran and Selene into the last story. Sorry I didn't get round to it. Ciaran as Legolas would have been, well, random. I decided to cut Killian a break this time...then thought again.
Characters under...the Harry Potter spell
Morgan - Hermione
Hunter - Harry
Bree - Professor Flitwick
Robbie - Ron
Alisa - Cedric
Raven - Professor McGonagall
Sky - Professor Trelawney
Killian - Dumbledore
Ciaran - Hagrid
Selene - Voldemort
Morgan has been banned from circles for the time being. Understandably. Nevertheless, by the second week she decides to try a little spell on her own. Just a little one. It can't hurt, can it?
Oops! Yes it can!
(Morgan opens her eyes after she has finished scrying. She is in Bree's house, standing in the middle of Kithic's circle. Only it's been kind of - interrupted.)
Everybody: MORGAN!
Hunter: I told you to not do any magick - I told you!
Robbie: Hunter, when was the last time she ever did anything you told her to?
Sky: I'm sorry Morgan...fifty housepoints from Woodbane!
Hunter: Aaw! I'm Woodbane! Wait a minute, so are you! Wait a minute, what are housepoints anyway?
Raven: I have no idea. *shrugs* But it's really fun taking them away. Watch! Fifty more from Hunter for complaining!
Hunter: *starts to cry*
Bree (in voice like she's drugged on helium): Hey! Alisa's back!
(Alisa walks through door.)
Morgan: Alisa!
(Her and Raven desperately search round for weapon. Finding none, they grudgingly make room for Alisa.)
Alisa: Hey, why did you two kill me?
Morgan: What do you mean?
Alisa: You burnt me! In the last spell! And Raven tripped me up so I stabbed myself! You really are evil Morgan! I'm going to tell everyone - and Mary K!
(Alisa rushes for the door. Just then, Morgan starts to go through some more changes. Her hair begins to frizz...)
Morgan: *reaches up to touch it* Oh my Goddess! TAKE COVER!
BOOM!
(The hair explodes out in a mass of curls worse than a hyperactive afro concealing two French Poodles. Everyone dives for cover under tables and chairs. Several ornaments are knocked off the mantelpiece and shatter on the floor. Alisa is caught in the blast and killed.)
Morgan: Is everyone alright?
Hunter: My eyes! My eyes! *reaches up* Weird. I'm wearing glasses. What Morgan, contacts just not good enough for you? *glowers*
Bree: *screams* Robbie! You're a redhead!
Robbie: You're one to talk. You're tiny again.
Raven: I'm wearing a kilt. Desperate action must be taken.
(She runs to the study with a background of the Mission Impossible theme tune. Finding scissors in the drawer, she tugs them out and snips down the skirt so it resembles a tartan belt.)
Sky: I like it! I like it a lot! *eyes grow misty* I'm seeing the future...heh heh heh...oh Raven...
Morgan: Harry Potter?
Raven: Seems so.
Morgan: Hunter Potter! Hee hee hee...
Hunter: It's no joke! *takes wand out of pocket* Wingardium Leviosa! *levitates Morgan and levitates her into mantelpiece where two more ornaments are destroyed*
Robbie: You just killed your muirn beatha dan!
Bree: Yeah. That seems to happen a lot these days.
Raven: Ten...no, five housepoints from Woodbane for giving no regard to that nice pony ornament!
Hunter: Oops! Morgan!
Morgan (standing up shakily): I'm alright! I landed on my hair!
Sky: It seems to me we must defeat this new great evil messing with us.
Hunter: Yeah!
(The door opens. A cloud of green smoke pours through.)
Morgan: Killian!
Raven: Yeah, it was about time he showed up. *looks down quickly* Meaning nothing by that, of course.
BOOMING VOICE: No, tis I...Selenemort!
(The cloud of green smoke grows thicker and starts taking shape.)
Morgan (hugs close to Hunter - he really doesn't mind): Oh my Goddess! Selene!
(Everybody tenses. The cloud takes its form...)
Selene: Oi!
(A small snake, or possibly a worm drops onto the floor.)
Hunter: *bends over and inspects snake/worm* Selene?
Selene: *squeaks* What the...? You shall pay, insignificant witches! Embrace the dark side!
Bree: It's so cute!
Robbie: Slimy, I'd say.
Hunter: What happened?
Sky: Oh. Silly Selene. She's Voldemort before he got a body.
Bree: Twenty housepoints from Woodbane for not reading Harry Potter and taking proper cautionary action.
Raven: Argh! Unregistered animagus! *grabs random pitchfork* *stabs Selene* *misses* *falls over*
Robbie: How come Raven's always turned into a violent psychopath?
Bree (mutters): What do you mean turned into?
Selene: Now you will pay!
Hunter: *steps on Selene*
(Squish.)
Morgan: Now if only all battles against dark witches were that easy...
(The door opens again. Killian and Ciaran step through. Ciaran bangs his enormous head on the doorframe and knocks himself out.)
Raven: Killian!
Sky: Raven!
Raven: Sky!
Morgan: It's about time you got here. Hunter just killed Selene...I think you just stepped in her.
Killian (looking at shoes): Urgh...
(Ciaran wakes up and stands up, managing not to hit his head on the ceiling.)
Ciaran: Morgan my girl! How you've...shrunk?
Morgan: No Daddy. You're just bigger.
Killian: How come he gets to be seven foot?
Robbie: Yeah, and you're stuck with the beard again.
Killian: Oh, that's alright. I'm getting used to that. I think I'm even starting to like it.
(Everyone looks at him weird and takes a step back.)
Killian: What? This is way better than Gandalf. He may not drink...but he does *shudders*...have a secret...vice.
Robbie: Dumbledore?
Killian: YES! SHERBET LEMONS! *takes out a packet and chucks them down without unwrapping them* *eyes start to glow from sugar rush*
Ciaran: This is a very interesting spell. We were on our way to a 'Fathers United with Children in evil evil darKness' conference when I started to grow amazingly tall and burst my head through the roof of the car, and Killian, well...*gestures helplessly at Killian who is now bouncing round the room on pogo stick as result of sugar rush*.
Morgan: This is weird.
Hunter: What?
Morgan: We killed Selene, right? The story should be finished. We should be over the weirdness.
Hunter: Perhaps we have to defeat this evil force first...the one that's playing with us.
Morgan: Yeah, what is that? I don't like it!
Sky: Maybe it's a taibhs.
(Alisa rushes in.)
Alisa: You thought I was dead, didn't you! Well not this time!
Raven (waking up): Wha? Argh! *trips Alisa up so she falls on her wand and impales herself*
Raven: *sniggers* Never fails.
Morgan: So that's what was missing!
(The spell is reversed. Bree grows, Ciaran shrinks and Killian is...well, Killian.)
Bree: Makeout session anyone? *Killian sticks up a hand* Robbie! Robbie, I mean!
Robbie: Sure, why not?
(The characters make out, apart for Ciaran, who stares at them then turns around sweeping his long black coat Matrix-style and heads out of the door.)
Ciaran: I'll be back *trips over long black coat*.
The End...for now. I will write at least one more chapter, please please send me suggestions.
P.S. Woodbane ended up with -125 housepoints overall.