Note: even though I did not get 10 reviews, I decided to continue, because
I'll die of boredom if I don't.
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Tristan: WELCOME TO THE JOEY AND TRISTAN SHOW!
Joey: WITH JOEY!
Tristan: AND TRISTAN!
Joey: (unenthusiastically) and Tea, the disclaimer girl.
Tea: HI! GODRINA DOES NOT OWN Yu-Gi-Oh. If she did, she'd have Malik, Bakura, and Duke all to herself.
(She doesn't own anything in this fic either, except the plot.)
Joey: that's a scary thought.
Tristan: -_-. All right, let's get on with it.
Joey: Session 2 is...all about Ice!
(And coffee, chest hair, roley backpacks, and... a stuffed piggy?)
Tristan: uuh...what?
Joey: it's all about ice.
Tristan: oh.
Joey: say hi to my stuffed piggy!
Tristan: *looks at toy pig that has obviously lost more than half of its stuffing* okay then.
Joey: SAY HI TO THE PIGGY!
Tristan: *sweatdrops and blushes* um, hi piggy.
Joey: NOW THE AUDIENCE MUST SAY HI TO THE PIGGY!
Audience: *a cricket chirps*
Joey: fine, don't say hi to the piggy!
Tristan: you'd better say hi to the piggy, reviewers, in your reviews, because he'll go postal if you don't.
Joey: you can make little ice pops if you stick fruit juice in an ice cube tray and put a toothpick in each hole!
Tristan: that sounded...wrong.
Joey: well nobody asked you!
Tea: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!
Joey and Tristan: How'd you get here? This is our show I thought you always leave after the disclaimer.
Tea: the big voice in the sky told me to come here.
Joey: are you sugar high?
Tea: NO! I'M JUST HYPER OFF OF COFFEE!
Joey and Tristan: O.o
(Allllllllllrighty then.)
Joey: wanna donut?
(I'm surrounded by idiots.)
*smoke fills the room*
Tea: where's that smoke coming from?
Tristan: that's dry ice. It's frozen carbon dioxide, see? *picks it up and holds it up for Tea and Joey to see.* OOOOOOWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! I've burned my hands.
(Dry ice will do that.)
Joey: LOOK! I have a chest hair! Only rustic, manly men have chest hair.
Tea: *staring at Joey, who is only wearing swim trunks* are you sure that's a chest hair? It looks like a piece of lint...*pulls it*
Joey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE *gasp* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *faints*
(Whoa, talk about lung capacity. He's got a lot for a buffoon.)
Joey: *unconscious* I heard that.
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *faints*)
Tea: guys, the authoress just fainted.
*everything goes white except you can still see Tea, Joey, and Tristan.*
Tea: shouldn't the fic end, now that the authoress is unconscious?
Joey and Tristan: ?_?
*a girl with long blue hair, wearing a red T-shirt and red sweatpants walks in, lugging a roley backpack with "lawn mower" written on it.*
Tea: who the heck are you?
Girl w/roley backpack: you don't recognize me?
Tea, Joey, and Tristan: no.
Girl w/roley backpack: I'm Godrina-of-the-Cyborgs, GotC for short. I'm the authoress.
Joey: But the authoress just fainted.
GotC: HEY STUPID I AM THE AUTHORESS AND I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!
Joey: T_T
Tristan: O.o scary thought.
GotC: it is, isn't it. NOW! WITH MY ROLEY BACKPACK LAWN MOWER AND SODA HYPERNESS, I WILL RULE YET ANOTHER ANIME WORLD!!!
Tea: yet another?
GotC: yep! Why did they take FLCL off of Adult Swim? BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT UP FOR $25!
All but GotC: riiiiiiiiiiight.
GotC: no one believes me! T_T alright. Have it your way. I'll prove I have taken over FLCL. NATAKU!
*very depressed-looking Nataku enters*
Nataku: yes, master?
GotC: don't call me master, call me Godri.
Nataku: yes, master.
GotC: take the roley backpack lawnmower and make us new scenery because I fainted.
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o
*a big new studio appears*
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o
GotC: thank you. That will be all. *takes the roley backpack*
Joey: just tell us why you're here.
GotC: I'm the evil demented version of Godrina, (even though this IS her favorite outfit) and I am here to drive you crazy.
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o (they do that a lot, don't they....HEY! I'M BACK!)
Evil GotC: Well, I gotta split. Here, take care of this kid for me will ya? *takes a three year-old Yugi out of her backpack and gives it to Tea.
Joey: *with his hand in the bag* how'd you do that? There's no way that kid could fit in there.
Evil GotC: well, I chibified him. Have fun! *disappears*
Tristan: what the *CENSORED*?
Chibi Yugi: Waah! I'm hungry!
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o
Evil GotC: *reappears* oh yeah, and take these two also. They're getting on my nerves. *takes out chibi Malik and chibi Bakura out of the roley backpack, gives Malik to Joey and Bakura to Tristan, and disappears.*
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Tea: what do we have to do now?
GotC: You have to babysit!
Joey: babysit?
GotC:^_^ yep! *hugs an Ichiro doll*
Tristan: do you always carry that thing? Even in a Yu-Gi-Oh fic?
GotC: ^_^ yep! Next chapter: Joey and Tristan have to babysit some really pesky chibis! I'll continue as soon as we have a total of five reviews!
Chibi Malik: review pwease! *puppy dog eyes*
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Tristan: WELCOME TO THE JOEY AND TRISTAN SHOW!
Joey: WITH JOEY!
Tristan: AND TRISTAN!
Joey: (unenthusiastically) and Tea, the disclaimer girl.
Tea: HI! GODRINA DOES NOT OWN Yu-Gi-Oh. If she did, she'd have Malik, Bakura, and Duke all to herself.
(She doesn't own anything in this fic either, except the plot.)
Joey: that's a scary thought.
Tristan: -_-. All right, let's get on with it.
Joey: Session 2 is...all about Ice!
(And coffee, chest hair, roley backpacks, and... a stuffed piggy?)
Tristan: uuh...what?
Joey: it's all about ice.
Tristan: oh.
Joey: say hi to my stuffed piggy!
Tristan: *looks at toy pig that has obviously lost more than half of its stuffing* okay then.
Joey: SAY HI TO THE PIGGY!
Tristan: *sweatdrops and blushes* um, hi piggy.
Joey: NOW THE AUDIENCE MUST SAY HI TO THE PIGGY!
Audience: *a cricket chirps*
Joey: fine, don't say hi to the piggy!
Tristan: you'd better say hi to the piggy, reviewers, in your reviews, because he'll go postal if you don't.
Joey: you can make little ice pops if you stick fruit juice in an ice cube tray and put a toothpick in each hole!
Tristan: that sounded...wrong.
Joey: well nobody asked you!
Tea: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!
Joey and Tristan: How'd you get here? This is our show I thought you always leave after the disclaimer.
Tea: the big voice in the sky told me to come here.
Joey: are you sugar high?
Tea: NO! I'M JUST HYPER OFF OF COFFEE!
Joey and Tristan: O.o
(Allllllllllrighty then.)
Joey: wanna donut?
(I'm surrounded by idiots.)
*smoke fills the room*
Tea: where's that smoke coming from?
Tristan: that's dry ice. It's frozen carbon dioxide, see? *picks it up and holds it up for Tea and Joey to see.* OOOOOOWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! I've burned my hands.
(Dry ice will do that.)
Joey: LOOK! I have a chest hair! Only rustic, manly men have chest hair.
Tea: *staring at Joey, who is only wearing swim trunks* are you sure that's a chest hair? It looks like a piece of lint...*pulls it*
Joey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE *gasp* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *faints*
(Whoa, talk about lung capacity. He's got a lot for a buffoon.)
Joey: *unconscious* I heard that.
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *faints*)
Tea: guys, the authoress just fainted.
*everything goes white except you can still see Tea, Joey, and Tristan.*
Tea: shouldn't the fic end, now that the authoress is unconscious?
Joey and Tristan: ?_?
*a girl with long blue hair, wearing a red T-shirt and red sweatpants walks in, lugging a roley backpack with "lawn mower" written on it.*
Tea: who the heck are you?
Girl w/roley backpack: you don't recognize me?
Tea, Joey, and Tristan: no.
Girl w/roley backpack: I'm Godrina-of-the-Cyborgs, GotC for short. I'm the authoress.
Joey: But the authoress just fainted.
GotC: HEY STUPID I AM THE AUTHORESS AND I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!
Joey: T_T
Tristan: O.o scary thought.
GotC: it is, isn't it. NOW! WITH MY ROLEY BACKPACK LAWN MOWER AND SODA HYPERNESS, I WILL RULE YET ANOTHER ANIME WORLD!!!
Tea: yet another?
GotC: yep! Why did they take FLCL off of Adult Swim? BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT UP FOR $25!
All but GotC: riiiiiiiiiiight.
GotC: no one believes me! T_T alright. Have it your way. I'll prove I have taken over FLCL. NATAKU!
*very depressed-looking Nataku enters*
Nataku: yes, master?
GotC: don't call me master, call me Godri.
Nataku: yes, master.
GotC: take the roley backpack lawnmower and make us new scenery because I fainted.
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o
*a big new studio appears*
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o
GotC: thank you. That will be all. *takes the roley backpack*
Joey: just tell us why you're here.
GotC: I'm the evil demented version of Godrina, (even though this IS her favorite outfit) and I am here to drive you crazy.
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o (they do that a lot, don't they....HEY! I'M BACK!)
Evil GotC: Well, I gotta split. Here, take care of this kid for me will ya? *takes a three year-old Yugi out of her backpack and gives it to Tea.
Joey: *with his hand in the bag* how'd you do that? There's no way that kid could fit in there.
Evil GotC: well, I chibified him. Have fun! *disappears*
Tristan: what the *CENSORED*?
Chibi Yugi: Waah! I'm hungry!
Joey, Tristan, and Tea: O.o
Evil GotC: *reappears* oh yeah, and take these two also. They're getting on my nerves. *takes out chibi Malik and chibi Bakura out of the roley backpack, gives Malik to Joey and Bakura to Tristan, and disappears.*
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Tea: what do we have to do now?
GotC: You have to babysit!
Joey: babysit?
GotC:^_^ yep! *hugs an Ichiro doll*
Tristan: do you always carry that thing? Even in a Yu-Gi-Oh fic?
GotC: ^_^ yep! Next chapter: Joey and Tristan have to babysit some really pesky chibis! I'll continue as soon as we have a total of five reviews!
Chibi Malik: review pwease! *puppy dog eyes*