What would happen if Joey and Tristan got their own tv show?

Part III - Potty, muffins, plastic scissors, and spit.

Tea: HELLO AND WELCOME TO SESSION THREE OF OUR HIT TV SHOW! THE JOEY AND TRISTAN SHOW!

(hit?)

Joey and Tristan: YEAH!

(riiiiiiiiiiight.)

Joey: I got cards!

Tristan: oO thats nice?

Chibi Yugi: CAWDS! *takes out plastic scissors*

Chibi Bakura: *giggles*

(kawaii!!!! *huggles them*)

Chibi Yugi: *cuts a string of paper men out of one of the aces* ^_^

Joey: MY CARDS! T_T

Chibi Bakura: *building a card castle out of Joey's duel monsters deck and gluing it together as he goes* yay!

Tristan: *making snowballs out of muffin batter* LETS PLAY WAR!

Tea: hey is anybody going to do the disclaimer?

(*pokes Tea* aren't you the disclaimer girl anyway?)

Tea: I am?

(-_- Im surrounded by idiots.)

Tea: oh yeah! I am the hyper disclaimer girl who needs a job better than the one I have at McDonalds saying DO YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

Joey: fries with what?

(*rubs her temples*)

Tristan: *holding muffin batter* I fried my brain.

Chibi Bakura: *sets the card castle on fire and runs away*

Joey: MY CARDS!!!

(POINT AND LAUGH! *points and laughs at Joey*)

Chibi Bakura: *comes back with plastic scissors*

Joey: what're you doing?

Chibi Bakura: *cuts out the baby dragon picture from the flaming tower* MINE!

Joey: ._.

Chibi Yugi: *pokes Tristan*

Tristan: what do you want, kid?

Chibi Yugi: me gotta go potty!

Tristan: -_-

Chibi Yugi: me gotsa go really bad!

Tristan: uhhhh.....I dont know where there is a bathroom around here.

Chibi Yugi: POTTY!!!!! *near tears*

Tristan: *picks up Chibi Yugi* listen, there is no bathroom here, you just have to hold it!

=Running water is heard=

Chibi Yugi: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ^^ much better!

Tristan: O_O GROSS! *drops him and runs in circles*

Joey: T_____________T my cards.....

Chibi Yugi: WETS PWAY SPIT! *spits on Tristan*

Tristan: GROSS! *runs in circles more*

(LETS ALL POINT AND LAUGH! *points and laughs at Tristan*)

Tristan: *runs into a random wall*

Chibi Yugi: *cringes* ooooooooooooooooh.

Random Wall that Tristan Ran Into: *falls over*

Tea: what was my line again?

(O_O all this time and you don't remember?)

Tea: ^-^ nope!

(-_- Im not going to even bother trying to talk to her)

Chibi Bakura: *climbs out of a hole in the floor with a shovel and a hard hat with a flashlight on top of it on*

Joey: T_________T

Chibi Yugi: CAWDS! *takes out plastic scissors*

Chibi Bakura: *giggles*

(kawaii!!!! *huggles them*)

Chibi Yugi: *cuts a string of paper men out of one of the aces* ^_^

Joey: MY CARDS! T_T

Chibi Bakura: *building a card castle out of Joey's duel monsters deck and gluing it together as he goes* yay!

(TEA!)

Tea: huh?

(THE DISCLAIMER!)

Tea: oh yeah ^^;;;

(NOW!)

Tea: Godrina-the-Gothic-Ballerina, formerly known as Godrina- of-the-Cyborgs does not own any of the characters in this fic.

(THANK YOU!)

Tristan: @_@

Joey: T_T

Tea: *goes to check the muffins in the oven* huh? theres none here!

Chibi Bakura: ^^

Tea: hey theres a tunnel down here!

Chibi Bakura: *eating muffins* Pwease weview!