Naruto Primer: Ino and Sakura
Bitch Fight
As you know, Ino has been performing a few extremely evil deeds recently, like taking over the bodies of Sasuke and Sakura and having them tell each other that there are hatred vibes. Ino is not usually like that, but when it comes to Sasuke, she is.
Sakura has been experiencing a few strange events, mostly concerning Sasuke for a little while. First, Sasuke just came out of nowhere and declared that he hated her. Then he said that she said that she hated him first when no such event happened. And, just when she was starting to believe that Sasuke was swaying THAT WAY, she found he and Naruto walking around, clinging to each other.
The more she thought of it, the more she realized that everything was just far too…ODD. Why did Sasuke just randomly tell her that he hated her AND say that she told him she hated him? She never did such a thing.
Unless…
The idea probably would have never occurred to her if Ino didn't just so happen to walk by at that very moment.
Ino had tried to make her move on Sasuke a little earlier but she wasn't exactly sure what had transpired when she had sneaked up on him. All he had said was that he had switched bodies with Naruto. Even though she didn't really want to believe it, it's not like she wasn't going to believe it. After all, she had seen stranger jutsus before.
"And where are YOU going?" said Sakura.
Ino looked up. "No where." She replied. "What's it to you?"
"Well I've been thinking about what Sasuke said to me…" Sakura began.
"Yeah, it's really too bad." Ino said without thinking.
"AHA!" said Sakura. "So you WERE using his body at the time! Did you think I wouldn't find out?!"
"Uh…" started Ino. "What are you talking about? I just guessed what you were going to say because you looked sad while you were saying it!!"
"Yeah right!" said Sakura angrily. "And have you been the one walking around making Sasuke look gay?"
"I have not…" started Ino but she trailed off. "What?"
"Don't bother hiding it, I KNOW that truth." Said Sakura.
"What do you mean?" Ino asked. "Sasuke's gay? Stop saying these horrible lies! You're just trying to make me think he's gay so that I'll stop going after him! Well, it's not going to work!"
"Ino, I think we need to settle this once and for all so we'll stop arguing over something so stupid!" Sakura said.
"What do you mean?" asked Ino.
"I think we need to fight it out." Sakura said. "After all, we're ninjas."
"So we're going to literally fight over a guy?" Ino said skeptically.
"I can understand if you're afraid." Sakura said, using reverse psychology. "That's okay. I win by default."
"Yeah right." Said Ino. "If you want to fight me, then fine!"
"Fine then!" Sakura said. "Let's meet back here in an hour!"
"Fine by me!" Ino replied as both girls stormed off.
Sakura was never angrier at Ino. How could she do such a horrible thing? Or a series of horrible things? She would have to train as hard as she could so that she would able to beat Ino this time and not just end up in a double knockout like last time.
She was about to start training…when she stumbled across Sasuke. "Sasuke!!" she called, running over. Sasuke looked at her quizzically for a minute and then looked quite happy. "I know that you're not gay, Sasuke." She said to him. "I know it was just Ino all along trying to make you LOOK gay, so I'm sorry if I ever said that I thought you were gay to the REAL you."
"Oh no, I AM gay." Said Sasuke. "So very gay. I think you should love Naruto instead."
Sakura was, at first, surprised. Then she realized that it must have been Ino possessing Sasuke again. "Yeah right, Ino!" she laughed. "We still have fifty minutes until we have to start fighting so cut it out with the stupid jokes!"
And with that, she stormed off again. Sasuke just shrugged and continued going about his business.
Meanwhile, Ino was strolling along. She hadn't planned on doing any extra training because she knew that she wouldn't be able to pass any sort of barrier and unlock a secret power in an hour so she figured she'd just walk around to fill her time. But that's when she found Naruto.
"Are you Naruto or are you still Sasuke?" Ino asked in a joking voice.
"Yes." Said Naruto angrily, crossing his arms.
Ino was, at first, surprised. She wasn't expecting him to say that since she had originally assumed that they were just kidding that they had switched bodies. But she could tell from the annoyed, cruel glare in Naruto's eyes that he actually was Sasuke. "Oh, that's unfortunate." She said. "Well, me and Sakura are fighting over your love in about an hour! You should come and watch us."
"I have to find Naruto and force him to give me my body back!" Sasuke said, pushing past Ino and stomping off.
Ino watched him go and decided that she would help Sasuke get his body back. After her fight with Sakura, of course, since the fight was all sort of meaningless if her beloved Sasuke was inside Naruto's body.
One hour later…
Sakura and Ino met at the appointed place. Both stood there ominously with their forehead protectors where they belonged as the wind blew. The fight could have started any minute, when all of a sudden…
"You know…Sakura," said Ino. "I accidentally had something to eat before I came to fight you…I don't feel very ready for a fight."
"Actually, I promised myself I'd do a little training to brush up on my skills but I kept getting distracted…" Sakura admitted.
"Besides, I just met up with Sasuke and he's stuck in Naruto's body and I wanted to help him out." Ino said. "So our fight's off?"
"Wait, what?" said Sakura. "Sasuke's stuck in Naruto's body? Does that mean that Naruto's in Sasuke's body?"
"...I guess." Ino said with a shrug.
"So it was NARUTO who was making Sasuke look gay this whole time?!" Sakura said angrily. "I DEFINITELY have to help. We have to find those two…"
Ironically enough, Naruto walked over at just that minute.
"I have been stuck in Naruto's body for almost half a day!" he said, sounding annoyed. Then he realized that he had just announced that to the entire world and was about to walk off feeling stupid when Ino and Sakura both ambushed him, demanding that he let them help.
"Exactly how did you get this way?" asked Ino.
"It was kind of a joint effort between Kakashi and Naruto." Naruto explained. "And Kakashi says that the only way for us to turn back to normal is to hug each other and yell, 'I love you'." He paused. "And, I don't want to, because I'm not gay, but I'd rather do that than stay Naruto."
"Oh, I know you're not gay." Said Sakura with a laugh.
"So, mainly, Naruto refuses to do it?" Ino asked.
"Pretty much." Naruto replied.
"How do we fix it?" wondered Sakura.
They all sat there pondering for a minute. "I've got it." said Ino.
"What?" asked Sakura and Sasuke.
"I'm going to ask Shikamaru for a plan." Ino finished. "And you guys go and find Naruto."
"Sounds good." Said Sakura with a shrug.
"Let's split up." Naruto said to Sakura. "It'll be faster that way." With that, they all split up in different direction and walked off, doing their various tasks.