Wanda- F.U.R.B (Fuck You Right Back)
"Next up-Wanda" the announcer, um, announced Wand told him what she was singing, she know how anyone would react to this song, it wasn't exactly what she would sing, she was feeling nervous and excited at the same time, she sung this:
"Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
(You know there are two sides to every story)
See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
Talkin' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
I'm goin' else where and that's a fact
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it's over
But I do admit I'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause I got to go
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.
Oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
you made me do this"
Everyone cheered, it was great, Cosmo and Timmy came up and embraced her, she didn't care if she didn't win, this was great just as it was, "Ok, people, people please settle down, I have the envelope containing who won the contest" the announcer exclaimed holding it up "and the winner is..." he opened it up "...WANDA!!!" Wanda claimed her trophy followed by thousands of cheers, even though there were only 200 people there, Timmy Cosmo and Wanda poofed home and fell straight to sleep on Timmy' bed.
"Next up-Wanda" the announcer, um, announced Wand told him what she was singing, she know how anyone would react to this song, it wasn't exactly what she would sing, she was feeling nervous and excited at the same time, she sung this:
"Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
(You know there are two sides to every story)
See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
Talkin' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
I'm goin' else where and that's a fact
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it's over
But I do admit I'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause I got to go
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.
Oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
you made me do this"
Everyone cheered, it was great, Cosmo and Timmy came up and embraced her, she didn't care if she didn't win, this was great just as it was, "Ok, people, people please settle down, I have the envelope containing who won the contest" the announcer exclaimed holding it up "and the winner is..." he opened it up "...WANDA!!!" Wanda claimed her trophy followed by thousands of cheers, even though there were only 200 people there, Timmy Cosmo and Wanda poofed home and fell straight to sleep on Timmy' bed.