Movies in a Minute
A/N: Apologies for the America bashing. It was the movie 'Deep Impact' that got to me. And there is always George Bush.
Spy Game
Robert Redford: While my best and only friend is getting beaten up and murdered, I shall proceed to tell my life story to a horde of people who hate me instead of placing a few easy phone calls to save his life. Do you think maybe I'm bitter and jealous cos he's still working and I'm not? [pause] Nah.
Titanic
Jack: Hi.
Rose: Hi.
The boat starts to sink.
Rose: I'll never let go, Jack.
Jack: What?
Rose: Bye!
She pushes him off the side and walks away smiling, dusting her hands.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Frank: I double dare you to give yourselves over to absolute pleasure.
Everyone swims the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
Riff-Raff: And now for the grand finale. I shall kill you . . . and your little creation too!
Frank: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh wait. Yes.
Janet: [gasp] You killed him!
Janet, Brad, and Dr. Scott crawl around looking for their lost virginities.
Ash Wednesday
Francis: I am a terrible bastard who lies and cheats and steals and batters old people.
Sean: I am terribly sexy, and by astonishing coincidence, I am also Elijah Wood. And I agree with what that guy just said.
Francis: Lucky for me I die soon.
He does. The world rejoices.
Author: Yay!
Deep Impact:
President of the U.S.A: I fear a giant meteor is about to hit America!! [someone whispers at him from off screen] Oh yes [he waves dismissively] and a few other countries will probably be affected as well.
A meteor hits America!!!!! And a few other countries as well.
Remaining Americans who were accidentally born with the survival instinct: Woooooooooohoooooooooo!
They gleefully run off to repopulate the world, and the countries besides the U.S.A. You know, if they ever get round to it.
Leo: Hey! I didn't even get a mention!
He looks in the mirror and sees his awful, awful hair.
Leo: The fault is mine.
Hot Chick
Jessica: Oh no! I'm a guy! Phew, I turned back again.
Jessica and April think deeply about this.
April: [thinking] Uh-oh, I fell in love with my best friend, although she was a man at the time. I'm confused about my sexuality!
Jessica: [thinking] I sure am going to miss peeing standing up.