Peggi-Hi! Well, I don't own Yugioh or Scare Tactics, but I do own the idea for this fic. Let the fun begin!!!! ?

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Peggi-Hi! This is Peggi, and welcome to Scare Tactics. This is the show where your friends and family have us set you up for a little terror fun..and terror!

*Tape Begins To Play*

Peggi and Yami are inside of a tent setting up. It's one of those huge camper-sized tents. Just then, Mai, her boyfriend Seto, and her little brother Yugi walk in.

Peggi-Hey guys.

*Camera zooms in on Yugi who is nervously glancing around*

Peggi-What's wrong with him?

Mai-He's never been camping, and he's afraid of bears.

Yami-You don't have to worry about them. They don't live in these woods. They live in the hills.

Yugi-That's what everyone thinks. But the bears live here and they'll attack us when we least expect it.

Peggi-Um..okay..if you say so...

Mai-He's always had this thing with wild animals.

It was getting really dark outside, so the group of teens all got inside the tent and were about to tell scary stories to scare Yugi when they heard something rustling outside of the tent.

Yugi-*in a whisper*oh my god.it's a bear!

Peggi-It's okay. Nothing's gonna happen.

Yugi-*in a louder whisper*We're going to die!!!!!

Suddenly, the zipper to the tent busts open and what looks like a bear enters. The flashlight that was lighting the inside of the tent was barely lighting the inside, and the bear growled and attacked Yami.

Yami-OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY F***IN GOD!!!!!!

The bear threw Yami across the tent and he hit with a thud. The entire time Yugi sat there screaming like a little girl and cried.

Peggi-Yugi! Are you scared?!

Yugi-YES I'M F***IN SCARED! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

Peggi-I don't think they'd allow that on national television.

Yugi dried his eyes and looked at Peggi and then the bear which was now quiet and still, just looking a the small boy.

Yugi-N.national television?

Mai-Yeah! You're on the new television show Scare Tactics!

Yugi laughed a little bit to himself, obviously very embarrassed at crying on television.

Yugi-I knew that...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~The Next Morning

Everyone is awake, and they are packing up everything.

Yugi-I'm going to put the stuff in the car.

Yugi walks out of the tent. Suddenly there is a gunshot and Yugi screams.

Mai-YUGI!

Mai, Yami, and Peggi walk out of the tent to see Yugi lying on the ground and a man with a rifle standing only a few feet away from them.

Man-Just gimme all your money and nobody else dies.

Mai-OH MY GOD! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!

Man-THEN GIMME YOUR MONEY GODD*** IT!

Mai hands him all of the money she has. Yami does the same.

Man-You don't go no money?

Peggi-N..no.

He shoots Peggi and she falls to the ground.

Mai-PEGGI!

Mai starts to cry.

Yami-It's okay. Mai. Like you told Yugi last night. I don't think they'd kill people for real and then air it on TV.

Mai-W.what?!

Yugi lifts his head up and stares at his older sister.

Yugi-I already knew that you were pranking me last night. They told me that you wanted to scare me, but that wasn't the way they wanted to do it.

Mai-You mean you pranked me when we were supposed to be pranking him?!

Peggi-Yup. That's the way it works sometimes when you have your own show.

Mai-Oh my god. That's the last time I pay people to prank my brother.

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Peggi-That's all for tonight's episode of Scare Tactics. Laugh it up. You could be next.

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Peggi-So, how was that for a first chapter? I didn't spend much time on it, but after this chapter I should have a better feel of it, and my chapters should get better. So, if there's anyone you want to be in the fic, just request. And yes, sakuya, I already know you want Yami to be scared, and since you're my most faithful readers/reviewers, I'm definitely going to have Yami in one of the upcoming chapters. Well, don't forget to review!