Peggi-I got reviews! I feel so loved now! Well, in any case, I don't own Yugioh or Scare Tactics. Hope you enjoy this Chappie! It's dedicated to my faithful reader, and reviewer,...Drum Roll please!

James, Pegasus, and Marik start drum roll on random large objects.

Peggi-sakuya!!!!!!!!

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Peggi-This is a show about friends. And surprises. This is a show about friends surprising friends. So, who's next for a good scare?

*Tape Begins To Play*

Camera zooms in on Yami and Tristan. They are walking onto a construction site. They were sent there to help determine the level of the ground so the workers could build a shopping center on the grounds. Joey and Pegasus are leading them to the area which they will be checking.

Joey-Okay, Pegasus and I are going to get some dump trucks to move some of the dirt. You two can stay here and use this level to check.

Joey hands them a level.

Pegasus-Just call us on the cell if you need us. You got our number?

Yami-Yeah. But why exactly did you want us to do this?

Joey-Our boss wanted us to hire the first people who would do the job for under 50 bucks.

Tristan-But we're barbers!

Pegasus-It doesn't really make much difference. The job isn't really that difficult.

Joey and Pegasus get into the van and drive away.

Tristan-Let's get to work.

The two go to two separate areas with their levels and begin working. They had to move some of the rubble in order to lay the levels flat on the dirt. Just as Yami was about to pick up his level he screamed for Tristan.

Tristan-What's wrong?

Yami couldn't even speak. He just pointed down to an area.

Tristan-HOLY SHIT!!!!

The camera zooms down on a body. It appears to be a young girl in her teens.

Yami-Oh my God. What do we do?

Tristan-Let's use the cell and call the police.

Yami pulled the phone out of his pocket and turned it on.

Yami-OH MY GOD! THE PHONE'S DEAD!

Tristan-Okay, let's just chill. We'll get into the truck and wait for Pegasus and Joey to get back.

They waited for only a little while before Pegasus and Joey got back.

Joey-Hey guys. They can't lend us the trucks till a little later.

Tristan-There is a body over there.

Tristan pointed a shaky finger to the area where they found the body.

Yami-It was under the concrete.

Joey-Okay, show me where you saw it.

Yami and Tristan reluctantly led the other two to where they had first seen the body. It was gone.

Yami-But..but it was there.

Tristan-You gotta believe us!

Pegasus-Maybe it was just some animal.

Joey-Yeah. There's a lot of squirrels around here. Maybe it just looked dead and..

Tristan-IT WASN'T AN ANIMAL! IT WAS A TEENAGE GIRL!

Yami-YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US! WE WOULDN'T LIE!

Suddenly, Joey slipped off the rock he was standing on. When he did, a knife fell out of his jacket pocket. It was covered in blood.

Yami-What the f*** is on that?

Joey-It ain't nothin'.

Pegasus-Don't fool with us, man.

Joey-It ain't nothin'!

Tristan-Where's the body?

Joey-I don't know nothin' about no body, ALRIGHT?!

Pegasus-Let's just call the police and tell them we found a body and we don't remember where it was.

Joey-That's stupid, and we ain't callin' the cops.

Yami-But we can't just forget about this. I know we saw a body.

Joey-NOBODY IS CALLIN' THE F***IN POLICE!!!

Joey grabbed Tristan by the wrist, pulled his head back, and slit his throat.

Pegasus-OH MY GOD!

Yami-YOU'RE CRAZY!

Then both Yami and Pegasus ran away from Joey, but he was too quick. He grabbed Pegasus and stabbed him in the side. Then he ran up to Yami and grabbed him by the shirt and held the knife to his chest.

Joey-Are you afraid for your life?

Yami-Y.yes!

Yami had a few tears running down his cheeks.

Joey-Good. Cuz you're on Scare Tactics!

Yami-What the f***!

Pegasus and Tristan sit up.

Pegasus-You know, Scare Tactics. It's a new show.

Tristan-Yeah. The one where friends trick friends..like I just did to you!

Yami-Oh my f***ing God. I can't believe this! I was so scared.

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Peggi-That's all for tonight's episode of Scare Tactics. Laugh it up. You could be next.

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Peggi-I just thought I'd tell you something about this ficcy. Each time everybody is related differently. For example, in chapter one, Mai is Yugi's sister, but sometime later they may not even know each other and so forth. Each chapter contains OOC and I/C characterization, but it is mostly OOC. I'm mostly just using the names so you can relate more to the characters. In any case, don't 4get 2 review!!