I hate Mary-Sues and clichés. I hate them. Every time I see a story where a new girl comes to Horace Green I about puke. I got sick of reading all the variations of the tragedy and woe the Mary-Sue must face and decided to combine them all into one horrific story. Here, I would say enjoy, but it would be more appropriate to hate this story. Hate!
It was a beautiful, sunny day at Horace Green High. All the kids were excited because, of course, they were starting their junior year, which meant all of them had driver's licenses and were 17. They were also super happy because they knew there was a new kid coming to the school today. They didn't know if this person was a girl or boy, and never expected the wonderful Mary-Sue cliché that would befall them.
Dewey, who was miraculously still their teacher, even though they weren't in fifth grade anymore. Actually, he stopped being their teacher after Battle of the Bands, but shhh this is a Mary-Sue chock full of clichés so no one needs to know that.
Anyway, Miss Mullins, who was also miraculously still their principal, rapped on the door 15 minutes after class started. Oh yeah, the class was the same 15 kids from before, for cliché sake.
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but we had a new student arrive late," she said as she stepped aside to let the new kid walk in. Everyone's eyes were instantly glued to her. Freddy's jaw dropped and he stopped drumming with his fingers on his desk the moment he saw her.
"Dude," he whispered to Zack, who was, of course, sitting beside him. "Damn she's HOTT!"
Zack rolled his eyes and returned to writing lyrics for the ever-upcoming Battle of the Bands 2. Because that always happens.
Dewey also happened to think she was dang thexy, so he wiped drool from his mouth as he said, "Okay then, why don't you stand at the front of the room and introduce yourself?"
The tall girl with a GREAT body (because Mary-Sues are perfect), black hair cut into a short layered cut, kinda like Katie's, and stunning, amazing, hypnotic, etc. bright blue eyes. They stood out like a demon in Heaven…or something. She took a deep breath, and with amazing confidence gushed, "My name is Katalina Marietta Rosario VonStraussenbergerbakinstein. But you can call me Kat. I have lived in Chicago, Berlin, and Paris before moving here to New York. I swim, run track, play soccer, softball, and I dance and take baton. I love music, especially rock, and I love bad boys," she finished up with a devilish smile, her stunning blue eyes twinkling.
"Oh yeah!" Freddy murmured to himself, grinning. This girl was gonna be a lot of fun.
"You can take that seat next to Marta, okay? She's the blonde one with pigtails," Dewey said to Kat.
As Kat walked to her seat, she swayed her hips from side to side on purpose and flipped her hair. She noticed a punky, cute guy with blonde spiked hair gawking at her as she sat down. She almost frowned because the really hot guy sitting next to him with sexy black hair wasn't even looking at her.
The girl, Marta, whispered to her and told her about all the kids, and how they were in a band, the whole class long up until lunch. Dewey, of course, didn't notice.
The conversation carried into lunch, as all the girls were talking to Kat. They were gossiping about which boys they liked.
"Hey Marta, guess who's coming to talk to us," Alicia excitedly said as she saw Freddy walking toward their table.
"Ohmygosh no way! Freddy?" Marta squealed, then realized Kat was there and covered her mouth with her hands, all color draining from her face.
"You like Freddy?" Kat questioned.
Marta nodded meekly as she said, "Don't tell ANYONE please…please keep it a secret."
"Don't worry, it's safe with me," Kat said, as she smirked inwardly. She saw how Freddy looked at her when she made her entrance. Now how could she use this to her advantage….
Kat was snapped out of her scheming when Freddy casually came up behind her. Marta's eyes opened wide and she started shaking. Freddy didn't notice, because he was busy asking Kat to come to the band practice tonight to see if there was a place for Kat in the band. They agreed for Freddy and Marta, who were neighbors, to meet up at Kat's house before practice, then take her to it.
Through the rest of the day, Marta, who was in ALL of Kat's classes because that's just convenient for the 'plot', schemed with Kat on ways to get Freddy to like Marta.
Every single kid that matters to this story, which is like 5 kids, went home happy. Especially Katalina, because the rest of these kids didn't know one very important thing all highschoolers should know: never, ever trust a Mary-Sue.
Dun, dun, dun…clichés galore next chapter!