Peggi-Konnichiwa Minna! I've decided to update finally!
Everyone-*stares at Peggi evilly*
Peggi-Um. . .I know it's been forever since my last update, but I'm really, really sorry! Okies, I was gonna do Marik's cuz sakuuya wanted it and I got an e-mail from an anonymous reviewer person for someone else. I can't think of one for Marik right now so while I'm planning one for him here goes another wonderful chapter of 'Scare Tactics' till I put his up!
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Co-hosts-This is a show about friends. This is a show about surprises. This is a show about friends surprising friends. So, who's next for a good scare?
*Tape Begins To Play*
Camera zooms in on Tea and Serenity. They appear to be in a fast food restaurant. Tea is at the register and Serenity is ordering something. Tea takes her money and they talk while Serenity's order is coming.
Tea-Thanks for coming by. So far you're the only one to come. First days of work are always stressful.
Serenity-I can imagine.
Tea handed her the food. Just as Serenity sat down with her lunch a man in a black ski mask and camouflage army-style clothes walked in with a gun. Serenity, Tea, and the other 5 customers began screaming, terrified of the armed man. The man holds out the gun, waving it threateningly at the customers.
Man-Give me all the cash in the register and no one gets killed.
Tea broke down in tears.
Tea-Please don't kill me! please!
He held the gun close to her head.
Man-Listen b****, I told you, gimmie the f***ing money or I'll shoot all of you!
Tea-God, please no!
She fumbled with the register and while she was doing that, he walked up to a customer who was fumbling with a cell phone. The man grabbed it away and threw it to the floor.
Man-I'm sorry, kid, I can't have you doin' that.
He shot the boy with tri-colored hair (hey, it was Yugi!) and looked at the remaining customers who were all in tears. Then he took off the ski-mask. It was. . .
Tea-Tristan?!
Tristan-SHUT THE HELL UP AND JUST GIVE ME THE D*** MONEY!
Tea whimpered and handed him the money. Then he shot her in the head. Serenity let out a shrill scream and fell to the floor sobbing.
Tristan-Get up off the floor!
Serenity-Please! Don't kill me!
Tristan-GET OFF THE FLOOR NOW!
Serenity stood up, tears streaming down her face.
Serenity-PLEASE!
Tristan-Don't you raise your voice to me, b**** or I'll shoot you, I swear I will.
Serenity-Please let me go!
Tristan-Just for that I think I'll use you for target practice.
Serenity screamed a shrill scream and covered her head with her hands as though to block the shot and tensed up when she heard the 'click' of the gun. Sniffling, she looked up. Tea and the tri-color haired boy were standing up and Tristan was smiling a huge smile.
Serenity-What the f***?!
Tea-Sorry Serenity, but I couldn't resist putting you on an episode of 'Scare Tactics'.
Serenity smiled with relief and walked to the door.
Tea-Serenity? Are ya mad?
Tea let out a giggle and Serenity flipped her the finger as she walked out the door.
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Peggi-Oh, we're sorry for that one, Serenity. . .oh wait. . .no we're not.
Pegsi-Well, as it turns out, Serenity and Tea are friends again, but Serenity hasn't eaten fast-food since we scared her. . .hmm. . .I wonder why.
Peggi-Hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of 'Scare Tactics'. Laugh it up. You could be next.
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Peggi-Well? Good? Hope so. Well I'm hoping I can figure out how to do Marik's scare but if not that's okay, I've got plenty more ways to terrify the poor Yugioh cast.
Serenity-I can't believe you did that to me.
Peggi-Well, it could have been worse.
Serenity-Oh yeah? How.
Peggi-I could have made you watch that tape I have of Yami singing in the shower.
All-EEP!
Yami-*blushing* you still have that tape?
Peggi-Yup, I keep all implements of blackmail on hand for just such an occasion. Well readers, this is where I say goodbye and you press the button below and send me a pretty little review.
Everyone-*stares at Peggi evilly*
Peggi-Um. . .I know it's been forever since my last update, but I'm really, really sorry! Okies, I was gonna do Marik's cuz sakuuya wanted it and I got an e-mail from an anonymous reviewer person for someone else. I can't think of one for Marik right now so while I'm planning one for him here goes another wonderful chapter of 'Scare Tactics' till I put his up!
/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/
Co-hosts-This is a show about friends. This is a show about surprises. This is a show about friends surprising friends. So, who's next for a good scare?
*Tape Begins To Play*
Camera zooms in on Tea and Serenity. They appear to be in a fast food restaurant. Tea is at the register and Serenity is ordering something. Tea takes her money and they talk while Serenity's order is coming.
Tea-Thanks for coming by. So far you're the only one to come. First days of work are always stressful.
Serenity-I can imagine.
Tea handed her the food. Just as Serenity sat down with her lunch a man in a black ski mask and camouflage army-style clothes walked in with a gun. Serenity, Tea, and the other 5 customers began screaming, terrified of the armed man. The man holds out the gun, waving it threateningly at the customers.
Man-Give me all the cash in the register and no one gets killed.
Tea broke down in tears.
Tea-Please don't kill me! please!
He held the gun close to her head.
Man-Listen b****, I told you, gimmie the f***ing money or I'll shoot all of you!
Tea-God, please no!
She fumbled with the register and while she was doing that, he walked up to a customer who was fumbling with a cell phone. The man grabbed it away and threw it to the floor.
Man-I'm sorry, kid, I can't have you doin' that.
He shot the boy with tri-colored hair (hey, it was Yugi!) and looked at the remaining customers who were all in tears. Then he took off the ski-mask. It was. . .
Tea-Tristan?!
Tristan-SHUT THE HELL UP AND JUST GIVE ME THE D*** MONEY!
Tea whimpered and handed him the money. Then he shot her in the head. Serenity let out a shrill scream and fell to the floor sobbing.
Tristan-Get up off the floor!
Serenity-Please! Don't kill me!
Tristan-GET OFF THE FLOOR NOW!
Serenity stood up, tears streaming down her face.
Serenity-PLEASE!
Tristan-Don't you raise your voice to me, b**** or I'll shoot you, I swear I will.
Serenity-Please let me go!
Tristan-Just for that I think I'll use you for target practice.
Serenity screamed a shrill scream and covered her head with her hands as though to block the shot and tensed up when she heard the 'click' of the gun. Sniffling, she looked up. Tea and the tri-color haired boy were standing up and Tristan was smiling a huge smile.
Serenity-What the f***?!
Tea-Sorry Serenity, but I couldn't resist putting you on an episode of 'Scare Tactics'.
Serenity smiled with relief and walked to the door.
Tea-Serenity? Are ya mad?
Tea let out a giggle and Serenity flipped her the finger as she walked out the door.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Peggi-Oh, we're sorry for that one, Serenity. . .oh wait. . .no we're not.
Pegsi-Well, as it turns out, Serenity and Tea are friends again, but Serenity hasn't eaten fast-food since we scared her. . .hmm. . .I wonder why.
Peggi-Hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of 'Scare Tactics'. Laugh it up. You could be next.
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Peggi-Well? Good? Hope so. Well I'm hoping I can figure out how to do Marik's scare but if not that's okay, I've got plenty more ways to terrify the poor Yugioh cast.
Serenity-I can't believe you did that to me.
Peggi-Well, it could have been worse.
Serenity-Oh yeah? How.
Peggi-I could have made you watch that tape I have of Yami singing in the shower.
All-EEP!
Yami-*blushing* you still have that tape?
Peggi-Yup, I keep all implements of blackmail on hand for just such an occasion. Well readers, this is where I say goodbye and you press the button below and send me a pretty little review.