Before I start this horrific chapter, HUGE THANKS to my reviewers! I love you all! Oh yeah…I think I need a disclaimer. Well, I don't own anything except the oh-so-wonderful Kat!!!

The group was at band practice later that day. It was held in Dewey and Ned's old apartment, which will probably the only thing accurate to the movie in this story. The kids there consisted of Freddy, Zack, Marta, Tomika, Alicia, Lawrence, Katie, Summer, and Kat. No one else was needed, because this is a Mary-Sue/Cliché-fest, so they won't even be in the rest of the story and you can forget about them.



Back to Kat…I mean the story.

"So, Kat," Dewey said, "What instruments can you play?"

"Well…I can play pretty much anything. It comes as a natural gift."

"Awesome! Go play the bass part from a Blink-182 song."

Katie got a look of outrage on her face as Kat stepped over and took the bass. "Blink-182 isn't rock! What the Hell are you talking about?"

"Shut up Katie. Obviously Kat knows what she's doing, and if she agrees that Blink-182 is rock, it must be," Dewey snapped.

Katie sat down with a look of resentment aimed at Kat. Marta barely noticed any of this, because she was staring at Freddy, who barely noticed any of this, because he was taking Ritalin. Damn he's hot when he's taking his medication Marta sighed to herself.

Kat went on to successfully play the bass, electric guitar, drums, keyboard, and sing even better than Tomika.

"Daaaaang!" Dewey said with satisfaction. Everyone nodded in agreement. "Since you're so good at everything, you get to be Assistant Band Manager!" Everyone clapped, except for Freddy. He was too busy staring at Marta, which of course she noticed as her heart soared with happiness. Kat was satisfied too, because she noticed that absolute THEXY BEAST named Zack was grinning at her.

Band practice finished up an hour later. Their Battle of the Bands 2 song was almost perfect; thanks to the advice Kat gave. They were all exiting the building as they saw their parents pull up, except for Freddy and Marta. They were neighbors and lived only a block away from Dewey, so they just walked together everyday. Soooo convenient.

They were both silent today, until they got to Marta's sidewalk. "Bye Freddy," she said as she turned to walk to her door.

"Wait!" he said suddenly and grabbed her by the shoulders. "Marta, I have something I seriously need to ask you."

Marta was all ears now. Was he finally gonna ask her out?!?!

"You're pretty good friends with Kat right?" he asked.

Her heart skipped a beat. A confused expression plastered itself to her face. "What? What does that have to do with us?"

"What are you talking about? Well, anyway, since you're friends with her I figured you'd know her best…so…do you think I have a chance with her?" Freddy asked. He was kind of confused now too.

"Like shut UP! Ohmygawd you so totally do not like…like her!"

He hesitated. "Yes, yes there is. Marta, I really, really like her and I was wondering if you knew a way to help me. You know, convince her to like me because I really do want to go out with-"

Marta stopped listening. She tore herself away from Freddy and ran sobbing into her house, slamming the door behind her.

"Damn PMS," Freddy muttered as he shrugged and walked over to his house.

5thFantana, that last little bit Freddy said was dedicated to you lol. Hope you all like it, next chapter of melodrama pauses to snicker will be up later today or tomorrow!