Hey there! First story ever! I do not own anything... except a computer.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Announcer guy-Hello and welcome to The World's First, and Best Dating Game
EVER!!!! Muahahahahahaahahahah! First, let's meet out uhh...
luck- our lucky contestants! Yayness! Muhahahahaahaha! I
mean... ahem.... Meet Kuwabara, Hiei, Tsukasa, and Botan. One
gay, 2 guys, and a girl! Who is the gay? Who is the guy? Who
is the girl? Sorry, folks, that we had to pick such hard
contestants, especially the girl
Botan- you are so lucky that I am not in Yuyu Hakusho... I'd
kick your f#@$&*! Ah keel ya! I will

*camera guy shaking, camera shaking, different angles,
audience gasping, announcer guy sticking out tongue,
security rushing in

Announcer Guy-Well, gee golly gosh willikers, guys, we've

our guy then!

Botan- Grrrrrr! *big teeth (^) big head*

Announcer Guy- Anyway, we knew that these characters needed a companion, so we got them dates. From different
shows!
*Vespa Girl from FLCL rides in on Moped*

Vespa Girl- yahoo! Did I scare you,

huhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh? Did I? Huhuhuh?

Hiei-Nooooooo! I have a third eye, I am three feet tall,

And im cursed with this? Why, cruel fates, Why?!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- First chapter is done, and what I shall do now? Eat! SUGAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA