I'm cracking up as I write this. I would like to thank the biggest dumbasses of all time, Legolaslover and Iluvfalmingpeoplewhototallydeserveit. First of all it's flaming. Not falming. And second of all, what kind of idiot can't tell that this is a parody? You fricking morons, how damn stupid do you have to be to not notice the sarcasm/the fact that it is in the parody section? You fricking pieces of crap. If I knew you I'd probably kill you and laugh over your bodies. Haha that would be great. Well, that's a little harsh...

And THANK YOU!!! To all the people who understood the humor, and have been supportive in this! It really means a ton! And thank you JustVisitingUKGirl for some ideas for this! And ocean princess, a Mary-Sue is when someone puts a version of themself into a story. Except this person is perfect, has an exotic name, and in the case of this story, she can play every instrument. If it was Harry Potter, she is smarter and prettier than Hermione. They are quite disgusting. The exotic name thing is like…my name is Kaitlin Marie Rose and hers is Katalina Marietta Rosalina or something equally stupid. Hope this clears things up for you. And I also thought the whole quote was "Serenity now…sanity later" instead of 'insanity later'??? Anyway, onto the story.

It was a few days later, and the band was in their van on the way back to New York City. Katalina was there, avoiding Summer. She knew Summer did it. Summer knew she knew she knew. Katalina knew Summer knew that she knew that she knew. Summer was just biding her time, waiting for the right moment to strike. She had a master plan figured out.

Zack and Freddy were in their own little corner of their massive tour van, talking to themselves.

"Hey, Zack, you wanna give me a massage?"

"What're you talking about?"

"My back hurts?" Freddy hopefully responded.

"Dude…are you trying to hit on me?"

"Why would you think that?"

"Because you just asked me in a really flirty voice if I wanted to massage you!" Zack said in confusion. But suddenly something dawned on him. "Woah, you really want me to massage you???"

"Only if you want me, baby." Freddy coyly said back.

Then the van went over a gigantic bump in the road and for some reason the boys both screamed "HOLY SHIT" really loud at the same time. They warily looked at each other and agreed to forget what just happened. They spent the rest of the van trip carefully avoiding each other.

By the time the van pulled back at the School of Rock building, the kids were all tired, so they decided to have a huge sleepover! Yay! So Dewey ordered them pizzas, and he left at 11pm. This meant the kids were unchaperoned, which was exactly what Summer had arranged with Dewey earlier. Of course, in most stories this would be the appropriate setting for other, much different things to go on. But none of that in this story.

The kids were all sitting around listening to Evanescence and it made them want to cut their wrists, but they all restrained from doing that. After half an hour of sitting in silence listening to Evanescence (how IS that possible? Silence with music? Ehh whatever…) Summer remembered the plan.

"Katalina, come here for a minute," she said, leading Kat into the kitchen. "Kat, do you like Zack?" Summer asked.

"Well….yeah, I guess. I know it is only a matter of time before I seduce him and make him worship- err I mean make him fall in love with me."

"I see. Well, I think he likes you. And there's only one way to tell. See it's the custom here to kiss people for no apparent reason. I think you should do it…."

"Okay…wow that's such a cool custom! I'm gonna go for it as soon as we go back in."

"HUMMINGBIRD!" Summer screamed for no apparent reason.

"What was that?" Katalina asked.

"Code word," Summer muttered under her breath.

"Excuse me?"

"I said toad herd."

"I didn't know toads traveled in herds," Katalina said.

"Well, you learn something new every day, now don't you!" Summer responded.

"Um…sure, I guess," said Kat as they made their way back to the living room where they jammed. (A.K.A. were still listening to Evanescence.)

Katalina walked over to Zack, and kissed him! Zack smiled a mile wide as she pulled away. He smiled even harder as she dropped to the floor, screaming in pain. The members of School of Rock all stood up and high-fived each other. The mission was accomplished.

So that's the next to last cliché filled chapter. Just so you know, I don't hate all of Evanescence songs, but seriously, some of them are tracks made for cutters. I hope you all like it, and I'm really sorry for the wait! One more chapter. I'm really gonna miss writing this. And, if anyone has requests for something they want me to put in that I haven't so far, put it in a review or email me ASAP! Thanks guys!