Naruto Primer: Girls

Slumber Party

Considering Ino and Hinata had been doing a little bit of bonding lately and they had such good fun, Hinata figured that she had started making friends and she threw a slumber party!  The first person she invited was Ino, and then she figured that it wouldn't be much of a slumber party if it was just the two of them.  And she thought that Ino and Sakura were just the best of friends so she invited Sakura as well.  Of course, she couldn't just IGNORE Tenten no matter how obscure and pointless she was, so it was the four girls!

"I've never really thrown a party before…" Hinata admitted to the other three girls as they all sat around in a circle with their pajamas that just so happened to be completely identical except the colors were different.  Hinata was blue, Sakura was pink, Ino was purple and Tenten was green!  But it's not like that will come into play later so let's move on!

"It's really easy!" said Sakura.  "Once we get a round of Truth or Dare going, the night pretty much takes off on its own!"

"Let's play truth or dare!" said Ino.

"YEAH!!!" said the others.

"Okay, Hinata can go first since it's her party." Said Tenten.

"But…oh, I don't know what to ask!" said Hinata.

"All you have to do is pick a person." Ino said.  "Then the other three people have to get together and decide the question we're going to ask."

"But I thought this was truth OR DARE." Hinata said.

"Oh right." Said Ino.  "Well, that's just the name.  "No one ever REALLY picks dare!"

"Okay…" said Hinata.  "All right!  Ino, uh…truth or dare?"

"Truth!" said Ino as if it was a surprise that she was going to pick truth.

"I've got the perfect one!!" Sakura gasped as she leaned over to Hinata and started whispering stuff to her.

"Um…" said Hinata.  "If you were stuck on a desert island with Sasuke and your mom, who would you eat first?"

"That's easy!" laughed Ino.  "My mom of course!"  All the girls then giggled right then and there as if it was funny at all.  "Okay, now it's my turn.  Tenten, if the entire world…"

"You have to ask truth or dare." Tenten interrupted.

"Oh right.  Truth or dare?"

"Truth!"

"Okay, if the entire world population got wiped out and you could ONLY repopulate the human species with either Neji and Lee, who would it be?!"

"Oh, that's a hard one." Said Tenten, thinking.  "Lee's nice, but he's really ugly and I wouldn't want all my children to look like that.  But…I can't see Neji to really be the FATHERLY type.  I don't know!  Neither I guess."

"You know who I would want to repopulate the human species with?" said Sakura with a smile.

"Sasuke?" said Tenten.  Sakura nodded.  "Me too!!"  Then they all giggled insanely again.  Hinata didn't really want to say it, but she didn't see Sasuke as being much of the fatherly type either.

"Well, we KNOW that we all like Sasuke here so it's kind of ludicrous to play Truth or Dare; Truth Style." Ino said suddenly.  "So let's play it Dare Style!"

All of the girls giggled…AGAIN.

"That sounds like fun!" said Tenten.  "Sakura, since you're the only one who hasn't gone yet, truth or dare?"

"Dare!!" said Sakura.

"I dare you to…" said Tenten, looking around.  "I dare you to call up Sasuke and tell him that you love him!!"

"Oh I couldn't do that but if you insist!" said Sakura all in one breath as she picked up the telephone and easily dialed Sasuke's phone number in one swift hand motion.  They all giggled as the phone rang a few times and Sakura hushed them to be quiet.

"Hello?" said Sasuke's monotonous voice on the other end.

"Hi, is this Sasuke?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah." Replied Sasuke.  "Is this Sakura?"

"Wha?!  Oh!" Sakura got so surprised that he knew exactly who she was that she slammed the phone down on the receiver.

"You didn't say it!!" Ino yelled.  "You have to say it!!"

"He recognized who I was!" said Sakura.

"You HAVE to do it." said Tenten.

"All right, I'll just disguise my voice." Said Sakura as she dialed Sasuke's number again.

"Hello?" came Sasuke's voice again.

"Hi, is this Sasuke?" said Sakura in a really low voice as the other girls muffled their laughter.

"Yeah." Said Sasuke, sounding kind of annoyed.

"Well, I just wanted you to know…I LOVE YOU!!"  With that, she slammed the phone down again and they all started laughing as if that sort of thing was just SO crazy and couldn't possibly happen in real life!!

"So now it's my turn." Said Sakura once everyone had calmed down.  "So, Hinata, truth or dare?"

"Um…truth?" Hinata said.

"No, you have to say dare." Ino said.

"Oh…dare then." Said Hinata.

"I dare you to…um…take a Polaroid camera, go over to Sasuke's house and take a picture of him while he's changing!!" Sakura yelled.

"What?" Hinata said, turning red.

"You have to go!!" said Tenten.  "She dared you!!  You have to do it!!"

"We'll come with you!" said Ino.

"How do we know he'll be changing?" Hinata asked as the other three dragged her outside while they were all wearing the jammies.  They had, of course, also grabbed a Polaroid camera and took it over to Sasuke's house, which was, coincidentally, right next door!

They all crowded around a tiny window that they could only see the curtain a tiny crack.  "It's almost eight thirty." Ino reported.

"What happens at eight thirty?" Hinata asked.

"Sasuke always gets changed into his pajamas at eight thirty because he goes to bed at nine o'clock!" Sakura answered.

"How often do you spy on him while he changes?" Hinata said uneasily.

"Um…" said all three girls, averting their eyes.

"Here he comes!!" Tenten said.  "Get the camera ready!"

Just then, Sasuke entered his room with a glass of chocolate milk in one hand and a fruit roll up in the other.  He placed both items on his table and searched around his dresser drawers for his pajamas.  He finally pulled them out; black with little Uchiha fans all over them.  He started to unbutton his shirt and then reached for his chocolate milk.  While he was taking a drink, he slowly turned his head and looked in the direction of the window that the girls were right outside.

"HE'S LOOKING THIS WAY!!!" they all screamed at the top of their lungs.  "RUN!!!"

All four girls darted off as fast as they possibly could all the way back into Hinata's room where they collapsed onto the floor on their appointed sleeping bags that matched their pajamas.  "Oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever!" said Ino.  "Hinata, did you get a picture?"

"Uh…I think so." Said Hinata, shaking the Polaroid.

"While we're waiting for the picture to come out, Hinata, you have to ask another person!" said Tenten.

"Okay.  Er…Tenten, truth or dare?" Hinata asked.

"Dare!!" Tenten said as if she was bold.

"Um…" Hinata started.

"I've got one!" said Sakura.  "Go up to Sasuke's house and ring the doorbell!  Then you have to run away before he comes to the door!!"

"Good one!" said Ino.

"That's so embarrassing!!" Tenten said, turning red.

"Don't you think we've harassed Sasuke enough tonight?" Hinata asked.

"NO!!" yelled the other three as they all got up and ran out the door.  Ino, Sakura and Ino all hid in the bushes by Sasuke's house as Tenten crept up to the front door and hesitantly pushed the doorbell.

"HURRY!!!" yelled Ino as Tenten ran back and dove in the bush.

A few seconds later, Sasuke opened the door in his pajamas.  "Hello?" he said, looking around.  He waited for a second.  "Geez, I can always tell when girls are having a slumber party…" With that, he slammed the door.

"That was SO funny!!" giggled all the girls as they ran back to Hinata's house.

"Well, it's almost 8:45 now…" said Sakura, looking at the clock.  "We should probably leave Sasuke alone.  He'll probably want to be winding down and going to bed now."

"Look, the picture is developed!" Tenten gasped.  The girls huddled around the picture and looked at the extremely foolish picture of Sasuke drinking chocolate milk with his shirt half unbuttoned.

"This would be the best 'Got Milk?' add ever!" Ino exclaimed.

Suddenly, there was a knock at Hinata's bedroom door.  "Um…who is it?" Hinata called.

The door opened and in the doorway was Neji's evil uncle, AKA Hinata's dadoo.  Or it's Hiashi…or Hizashi…or something that stars with a 'Hi' and ends with an 'ashi'.

"Sasuke just called and he told you to leave him alone because he's trying to go to bed." Neji's evil uncle said.

"How did he know we were here?!" Sakura gasped.

"Okay father…" said Hinata as he shut the door.

"So what should we do now?" sighed Tenten.

"There's nothing fun to do if we can't play Truth or Dare." Said Ino.

"Can't we do other things with Truth or Dare?" Hinata questioned.

"No." Ino answered.  "If we can't make everything revolve around Sasuke anymore then there's no point in playing Truth or Dare."

"Can't we still talk about him though?" Hinata asked.

"No." said Sakura.  "At this point, we might as well just go to sleep."

"Good night Hinata.  Good night Sakura.  Good night Ino." Said Tenten as if she was in that stupid 'Good Night Moon' Book.

"Good night Tenten.  Good night Hinata.  Good night Sakura." Said Ino.

"Good night Sakura.  Good night Ino.  Good night Tenten." Said Hinata.

"Good night Ino.  Good night Tenten.  Good night Hinata." Said Sakura.

Then they all went to sleep.

Yes, JUST like that.  Who ever heard of a slumber party that went to sleep at 8:45?