This is probably the last and final chapter of my Mary-Sue bashing story. …tear…but there might be a sequel some time this summer. And I didn't realize that what happened at the end of the last chapter didn't turn out right. It was supposed to be a cliffhanger. But then again, that doesn't matter, because I'm sure I did it Mary-Sue style without even trying to.

Onto some thank-yous.

Wyverna (my biggest fan)- thank you so much for the inspiration for this chapter!

Stellar17- haha loser I'm not even gonna waste my time

Saxaphone- Thank you so much!!!

PheonixFireBlack- ack! You're finally back! I'm glad you like this, now you better R&R this then get writing more of your stuff!

Curliegurlie687- sooo right Danielle!

Cleo- thank you also for ideas used in this chapter, I completely forgot about the things you and Wyverna mentioned!

The band members were high-fiving each other. Katalina was dead! See, they are smart super-sleuth mystery solvers for some reason now, and Summer came up with a plan. They got these things from the Black Market. It was lipgloss that was only able to be worn by a guy. If a girl kissed the guy while he was wearing it, it was deadly poisonous to her. Zack shuddered at the thought of wearing lipgloss, but they all knew someone had to take a hit for the team, because Billy was the only guy who would wear it willingly, but Kat wouldn't kiss him. So poor Zack took that hit for the team.

But he realized it was all worth it as her body started to melt into a puddle, and the puddle evaporated into the air and up into the air duct. "That, my friends, is what happens to Mary-Sues around here," Summer said as they stared blankly at the floor still.

Now off to finish the clichés.

The band got a gig at their school dance a few days after turning into School of Rock again and removing all the damn safety pins from their equipment and outfits. As they got there, they were informed that a new band was found! The new band was consisted of Lauren the keyboardist; Zakia the girl on electric guitar; a guy named Kade on bass; singers Tommy, Alex, and Mark; female drummer Fritzi; and manager Autumn. How coincidental!!!

"Oh well. Too bad a band exactly like us took our place. Let's go party! Katie come make out with me!" Zack asked. So they went off to a corner.

Eleni and Michelle followed Freddy off somewhere…wink wink….

Summer and Lawrence for some reason decided to like each other. Go figure.

Let's see…who is left that I can make a pairing that makes no sense with? Oh I know! How about…Alicia and Gordon, Marta and Marco, Tomika and Leonard, and Frankie with Billy. There we go, now we have everyone paired up for the sake of having them paired up! Yay!

A few days later, the band was back in Dewey's old apartment. Summer called attention. "Guys, we need to think about where this band is going. Seriously. With me at all these prestigious programs, Zack's dad abusing him-oh shut up Zack, it's not like we didn't know-, Lawrence in philharmonic crap, Tomika at fat camp, and everyone else in all these things, I don't know how much longer we can stay together."

The other kids murmured in agreement. "And it's not like we're that great anyway, the other night was a total failure."

"It was not!" Freddy indignantly yelled.

"Get your hands outta there Jones...ick….anyway, I think this has to be the end."

"BITCH!" Katie screamed, picking up her bass, and dragging Zack and his guitar after her out of the apartment.

"Whatever, I'm late with the drug deale- I mean tutor anyway. Later," Freddy said as he ran out the door. He needed that ecstasy really bad!

Everyone else left. Summer was in the apartment all by herself anyway. She smiled with satisfaction. More time for having fun with her boyfriend from another town! Yee-haw!

But Summer wouldn't have smiled. The band wouldn't have left. They wouldn't have been happy. They would be terrified. Dead terrified. If only one of them had seen the bright, hypnotizing blue eyes staring out at them from the air duct…DUN DUN DUN.

Oh yes. I definitely smell a sequel now. I went into this chapter 20 minutes ago with absolutely no idea how to end this. Then I realized something. Mary-Sues and clichés DON'T end! They just keep going and going and going, leaving doom and destruction in their wake.

Which is why you should all tune in when I eventually write….THE RETURN OF THE MARYSUE AND CLICHES!!! DUN DUN DUN!

One more huge, huge thanks to all my faithful reviewers! I love you all!!

Kaitlin