So we sailed together
For years upon years
My dearest lover and I!
He stuck by my side
And the ocean forever
Our spirits were always high.
His name was Jack Sparrow
I loved him fond, and
Every which way you please
On top of me-
Inside of me-
Easing him over the seas.
He stroked me softly,
And slept with me
I grew soon attached to his touch
I'd always protect him
He counted on me
Although he won't listen much.
But I don't mind
I still loved him dear
My pirate, Jack Sparrow, my man
I'd let him walk
All over me
'Cause I am his biggest fan.
A/N: Guess who? (Kudos to anyone who can figure out who from the movie is narrating the poem. Major hint: It sounds sicker than it actually is.)