Naruto Primer: Girls

Models

Since the girls obviously have become the best of friends over the last couple of days, they were all hanging out together outside the Sexy Ninjas Unlimited Studios.  "Just think, there are all KINDS of sexy ninjas in there!" swooned Ino.

"Including Sasuke!" Sakura added.

"I can't believe Shikamaru was chosen as one of the sexy ninjas." Said Tenten, shaking her head.

"Well…I don't know…I guess I could see why…" said Sakura hesitantly.

"No way." Said Ino JUST BECAUSE she has to spend practically every waking minute with him.

"I'm happy for them all!" said Hinata.  "Especially Kiba because he's on my team!  But I feel bad for all the guys who were rejected…" She WANTED to make that specific to Naruto, but she would have been too embarrassed…

"She could have been a little nicer with the rejections though…" Tenten said.  "Lee came away from that place in tears!"

"Well, I think we all knew that Lee wasn't going to get chosen." Said Ino.

"But she could have just skipped by him." Said Tenten.  "He sure gets a lot about his appearance.  Sakura."

"What?" Sakura said.  "Would YOU date him?"

It was silent right then.  No one wanted to answer the question.

"Even if that woman came on her hands and knees and BEGGED me to do something for her, I would refuse!" Tenten announced.  "Just because of how mean she was to Lee!"

"She might have been mean to the others too." Hinata said.

"All the MORE reason!" said Tenten.

"Yeah and, since Shino's not one of the winners, I can assume she was mean to him too!" said Hinata.

"Well then I'm not going to help her because she was mean to my teammate, Chouji!" said Ino.  "Even though he shouldn't have even bothered like Lee, Chouji's a nice guy!"

"Aw man…I don't want to NOT model just because of Naruto…" complained Sakura.

"You can't just go BE a model while we're boycotting it." said Ino.

"Well, it's not going to happen anyway since it's an all guys magazine." Sakura pointed out.

"It's not like WE were turned away or anything." Said Tenten.

Suddenly, the door to the studio opened up.  "Hey girls!" called Suzume.  "Do you think you could do me a favor?  I'm looking for a few fresh female models to model with my fresh new male models!  You in?"

"Good GOD, yes!!" they all yelled as they sprinted into the studio.

"This will definitely add some fire to the shots!" said Suzume.

"I get to model with Sasuke!!" Ino announced.

"No way, you got to play laser tag with him so I get to model with him!" Sakura argued.

"That's hardly a fair trade at all!" Ino said angrily.

"Please, please, girls!" said Suzume.  "I planned on splitting all the girls up with the guys according to appearance and maybe even a little bit of personality flare.  Plus, our magazine has a theme, the seasons!  Meaning each pair will represent a season, which is prefect since there are four pairs.  So hang on while I look you all over."

"I don't think I want to do this anymore." Said one of the random guys since they WERE there.

"So let's see…oh!  Another Hyuuga!!" gasped Suzume at Hinata.  "I DEFINITELY have to put you with Neji!"

"With Neji?" Hinata said nervously.

"We're related." Said Neji.

"Who cares?" said Suzume.  "It's just for a photo."

"Apparently you don't know about the Branch House and the—" Neji started as he looked as though he was going to start a huge hour long rant about the two houses and how his evil uncle was just SO very evil.

"No, I don't, I'm just a photographer and a teacher!" said Suzume.  "Now, considering your eyes are just so WHITE, I'm going to have to assign you with the season of winter.  As for the rest of you…hm…" She paced the girls.  "This is very difficult because the boys all have dark hair and dark eyes, whereas the girls all have light hair and light eyes.  Except for you."

She pointed at Tenten.  "You have to be paired with a guy with dark features." She said.

"With Sasuke then?" Tenten asked.  "Black hair, black eyes.  I don't think it can get much darker than that!"

"I think I'm going to have to go with Shikamaru." Suzume said, nodding.

"Shikamaru?!" gasped Tenten, looking appalled.  "…Why?!"

"Because I look at you and see…SPRING!" Suzume explained.  "And I have already mentally assigned Shikamaru to spring as well…"

"Why am I spring?" Tenten questioned.

"Because you're not winter or summer or autumn." Suzume replied as if it was obvious.  "I take one look at Sakura and her pink hair and the only thing that comes to mind is…Summer!"

"Not spring with the blossoms?" Sakura asked.

"No, summer with the flowers!" Suzume yelled.  Sakura wasn't about to argue anymore since she didn't want to end up being with Shikamaru in the spring.

"Doesn't Sasuke just scream summer?" Sakura said, inching towards Sasuke.

"Well…not really." Confessed Suzume.  "Unfortunately, Neji's winter, Shikamaru's spring and I'm looking at Kiba and I can ONLY see autumn so he's going to have to be summer."

"YES!!" said Sakura, doing a little dance.

"So I'm stuck with Kiba in autumn?!" whined Ino.

"Yeah, just imagine all the adorable puppy frolicking through the fallen leaves as you two watch him scenes we'll be able to get!" Suzume exclaimed.

"Akamaru doesn't like frolicking through leaves." Said Kiba, petting Akamaru lovingly.  "He had a bad experience."

"He won't have to worry about anything with our artificial leaves!" Suzume said.

"I don't think you understand." Kiba said.  "He had a REALLY bad experience."

"Hm…then we'll have to get a different image." Suzume said, scratching her chin.  "Okay, so you can all go to wardrobe and get change into your seasonal clothing!"

Everyone was then whisked away by some attendants.  The girls were taken into the same room with a bunch of curtains.  They went into their appointed curtains and found clothing already there and ready for them!!

"I get to be summer with Sasuke!" sang Sakura.

"Shut up!" said Ino angrily.

"You're just jealous because I'm summer and you're autumn." Sakura said.

"No, I'm jealous because you're with Sasuke and I'm with Kiba!" Ino complained.

"At least you're not with Shikamaru!" Tenten added.  "Just think of how I feel!"

Hinata wanted to voice about how she was extremely distraught that she not only had to model with Neji, the scariest person in the world, EAGLE, the one that went after her in laser tag, but he was also her cousin!  That was just WEIRD!

They all got dressed in their seasonal clothing and walked outside the curtains to show each other.  They exited the changing room and decided that they would just wait outside the boys' changing room since they appeared to still be in it.

"That's weird." Said Sakura.  "I always thought boys were fast changers."

"I guess not." Shrugged Ino.

They waited outside the changing room for another ten minutes, wondering when the boys would emerge, when Suzume suddenly walked over.  "Hey, what's taking so long?" she asked.

"The boys." Said Tenten, pointing at the changing room.

Suzume knocked on the door.  "Boys?" she called, but got no response.  She slowly opened the door and peeked in.  "…Boys?"

Then she swung the door open to see an opened window and all the seasonal clothing still on their hangers.  "It looks like they've skipped out." Suzume sighed.  "We lose more good models that way!  Well, girls, if there aren't any boys then there isn't any reason for you all to be here!"

"You mean there's no deal?" whined Sakura.  "I wanted to model with Sasuke!"

"Can we keep the clothes?" Tenten asked.