Naruto Primer: Uzumaki Naruto

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Naruto's got a lot of free time on his hands when he's not training.  Ever since the incident in which all the so-called sexy ninjas of the group got selected to model for the Sexy Ninjas Unlimited, he's been bent on making a magazine entitled Awesome Ninjas Unlimited.

However, all of the people he was going to originally make the magazine was… meh…Lee… and… Chouji…

"I need to make a magazine dedicated entirely to me being awesome!" Naruto announced to himself.  "Of course, I'm going to have to get Sakura to get in a bunch of pictures with me and since Sakura seems to like modeling, I'll go ask her!!"  He sat there for a moment.  "RIGHT NOW!!"

Then he sprung up out of his chair and followed his Sakura senses until he found her talking to Hinata.  "SAKURA!!" he yelled.  "Do you want to be in my magazine with me?"

"Yeah right, Naruto." She said.  "Now excuse me, I'm talking to Hinata!!"

"PLEASE, Sakura?!" begged Naruto.

"What did you want to say, Hinata?" Sakura said, trying to ignore Naruto.

"Well I have the—" began Hinata.

"PRETTY PLEASE SAKURA!!!" Naruto screamed.

"YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!" yelled Sakura as she got SO angry that she just ran away ripping all her hair out.

Naruto only watched her go and then looked at Hinata.  "Oh, sorry I made Sakura run away like that, Hinata." He said.  "I didn't think she'd react like that."

"It's okay." Said Hinata shyly.

Naruto noticed what looked like a Polaroid picture in her hand.  "What were you guys talking about?" he asked.

"I was going to give her this picture because she left it at my house." Hinata said.

"If you want, I'll bring it to her!" Naruto said.  "It's the least I can do for making her run away!  Besides, I need to chase after her anyway."

"No, that's okay." Hinata said, turning red.  "It's a little embarrassing."

"Who's it of?" asked nosey Naruto.

"Sasuke." Hinata replied because she's always willing to fork over all kinds of information and things to Naruto.

Just then, Naruto got a killer idea.  "If I'm going to make a magazine all about me being awesome then, just to show everyone how comparatively awesome I am to everyone else, I have to take pictures of other people being NOT awesome!!" he said all in one breath.  "Can I see the picture, Hinata?"

"Uh…um…" Hinata said as she handed it over.  She is a slave to Naruto.

"This is perfect!!" Naruto laughed, looking at the foolish picture of Sasuke drinking chocolate milk with a dazed look on his face.  "Thanks a lot, Hinata!  I'll repay you somehow!!"

With that, Naruto hopped off happily in search of people doing foolish things so that he could take pictures of them and make fun of their stupidity.