Disclaimer: yeah, I don't own any of it, except the idea.
He's the guy all the witches want

8 o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waitin'
to finally talk to a guy a lot cooler than me.
His name is Malfoy; he's a pureblood with a Nimbus.
friends with the dark lord, but not sure why he's so mean

Oh, when he walks oh, the Grindylows and the Pixies sing,
he'll never notice me!
Cuz he's watchin' Quidditch,
cursin' all the tough guys,
listenin' to Weird Witches,
Pansy in his eyes,

It's like an evil cursing,
he's looking spooky
if you were me you'd be screamin'
'someone kill me'
as I fell miserably,
tryin' to get guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want

he likes the Cannons and I like all the Harpies,
his Hogwarts trunk is full' a lots a' dark arts things
he said he'd like to score a singer and 'shorty'
he'll never know that he's the best that I'll ever have.

Oh, when he walks oh, the Grindylows and the Pixies sing,
he'll never notice me!
Cuz he's watchin' Quidditch,
cursin' all the tough guys,
listenin' to Weird Witches,
Pansy in his eyes,

he likes them with a pureblood,
Quidditch season pass
ridin' on a nimbus.
doesn't ever cheat on him.

It's like an evil cursing,
he's looking spooky
if you were me you'd be screamin'
'someone kill me'
as I fell miserably ,
tryin' to get guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want

There he goes again,
racin' robes, and gel all in his hair,
He took my heart,
I just wanna be is his
All I wanted was to see him playin'

Now I'm watchin' Quidditch
Tryin' to be a tough chick.
Listenin' to Weird Witches,
He's still in my eyes

I'm just little kid,
And I ain't got a season pass.
All I gots a Cleansweep.

It's like an evil cursing,
he's looking spooky
if you were me, you'd be screamin'
'someone kill me'
as I fell miserably,
tryin' to get guy all the witches want

he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want
he's the guy all the witches want

Love, Ginny Weasley