Naruto Primer: Yamanaka Ino
Dear Diary
Dear Diary,
Today I did something incredibly evil that I somewhat regret. Only somewhat, though. First, I possessed Sakura and told Sasuke that I hated him so that he would think that Sakura hated him. Then I went even further and possessed Sasuke and told Sakura that I hated her so that she would think Sasuke hated her. It seemed like a good idea at the time but now I feel kind of bad for them both…
Dear Diary,
Today I was hanging around my flower shop and all of a sudden, Chouji came running in yelling about how Shikamaru was teaching him the Kagemane no Jutsu. I sort of dismissed it as them both being foolish, but I started to wonder why he had just run in for no reason to tell me something like that. When I questioned him, he just sort of left. He didn't even buy a flower!
Dear Diary,
I found Sasuke and Naruto talking today so I ran up and hugged Sasuke! It's kind of shameful but that's the only way I can possibly get any snuggling with Sasuke in. But then he said the strangest thing, Diary! He said, all too casually, that he was actually Naruto and that he and Sasuke had switched bodies! I didn't think it was very far-fetched, stranger things had happened, but I did think it was rather strange for him to just SAY that. Then again, he WAS Naruto inside Sasuke. I feel as though something should be done about that…
Dear Diary,
I just challenged Sakura to a fight and I'm supposed to meet her in a half an hour. But then I met up with Sasuke who is actually inside Naruto's body and I want to help him. What now?
Dear Diary,
Sakura and I called off our fight until another time so that we could help Sasuke get out of Naruto's body. I went to Shikamaru to ask him for a plan and he said he'd only help if I did something for him in return! He wanted me to play a game of shougi with him but I have no idea how to play that stupid game. And then that pervert told me to take off all my clothes! Luckily, that's when Sasuke and Naruto, still switched bodies, came out of nowhere and he ended up helping us out! I got to… kind of… hug Sasuke. And he told me he loved me! That was, of course, the only way to break the jutsu and I was possessing Naruto who was inside Sasuke's body but that's besides the point! He still said he loved me!!
Dear Diary,
I got a letter from Sasuke! I got a letter from Sasuke!! This is what it says: "My Beloved Ino, please come to the café today. Let's have lunch. Love, S." It's from Sasuke! It's from Sasuke!! I'm so excited! I'm going right now!!
Dear Diary,
Sasuke never showed up. Instead, the not nearly as attractive or cool Rock Lee was there. I'm thinking that he sent me the letter because he actually likes me. What a jerk!!
Dear Diary,
Asuma came to us today with a request that we participate in a competition against the other teams. I couldn't decline once he said that it was a mission to become a better ninja. So we went down there to find that we were in some sort of horribly elaborate competition that I can't even begin to explain! First, we had a triathlon but my team did so badly that I didn't even get to do anything. Then we had a brain competition and we won that one since we all know each other so well! And because Shikamaru is inhumanely smart, I guess. After that was a three-legged race, I think, and I would have won if I wasn't attached to Chouji who was definitely slowing me down. A cooking contest was next and I had to sit out of that one but we lost that too. Finally, it was a dancing competition with me and Shikamaru and because Shikamaru's such a loser and refused to dance more, we lost that one too. We tied for last place with all the other teams except for Kurenai's team. How embarrassing!
Dear Diary,
I swear, Shikamaru really takes advantage of being a chuunin sometimes! But I'm not complaining. Because he's a chuunin, Asuma didn't make us train after we lost the competition. Instead, we went out to eat! Asuma and Shikamaru left early and then Hinata showed up. She's actually really nice.
Dear Diary,
Apparently, Hinata thinks I'm nice too! YAY! She invited me to a slumber party! I went and, unfortunately, Sakura was there. Another girl was there, Tenten I think her name was, but whatever. We spent the night doing regular girl stuff like stalking Sasuke. It was fun and we actually got a picture of him changing! Hehe!
Dear Diary,
The girls and I were out for a walk when we suddenly saw a big group of people. Among them was a guy that looked remarkably like Sasuke! We quickly realized that it was Sasuke's older brother! I guess he was killing everyone or something because he said he was going to kill us too. Luckily, he didn't end up killing us since I am, after all, writing in this diary and everything! We're just lucky that Neji's a wuss and had to take a nap after falling on his head.
Dear Diary,
Our teachers started another competition, but they split the teams up unevenly so that all the most powerful people were on one team, the worst people were on another team and then everyone else was on the last one. Can you imagine how depressed I was to find that I was on the least powerful team? I guess it's because Shikamaru's always getting us out of training with his chuunin vest. We lost miserably…I expected to. At least we came in second in the three-legged race! But it was really only because both Neji and Hinata are directionally challenged.
Dear Diary,
The guys came back from their camping trip and most of them were sick except for Sasuke, Lee and Neji. So, the girls, me and the three guys went out and played laser tag! I named myself Rose and I was on the same team as Sasuke! But he ended up shooting me about a hundred times anyway. Actually, I think it was thirty-five, which is still a lot.
Dear Diary,
Suzume apparently runs the Sexy Ninjas Unlimited Magazine. That's something I never knew about her! She wanted some new people to put in her magazine so she asked Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru and Kiba to be in it and sent everyone else away. Later, she came to us girls and told us that we should be in the magazine too so we could model with the guys! That stupid Sakura got paired up with Sasuke and I got stuck with Kiba. It's okay, though, because all the guys ended up leaving so Sakura didn't even get to model with him.
Dear Diary,
~sigh~ What a boring Valentine's Day again! I gave my Valentine to Sasuke but he didn't seem to like it. Oh well, at least he didn't like any of the OTHER Valentines he got. But he did say that he preferred small Valentines to big ones so next one I'll make him a small simple one!