A/N: Welcome! Yes, I know I'm a genius for thinking of a Crash Bandicoot - Sonic crossover fic, but hey! Think about it: There both things where the main character is a member of the rodent family and the main evil guy is a funny bald evil genius. Who saw that potential?

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic or Crash.

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Another one of Dr. Eggman's crazy foiled experiments sends his HQ hurling off the planet.

"What's happening?" he asked his robots "Where are we headed?"

"We're not sure master." said one of them "We seem to be headed toward some kind of outer space pit stop."

"Well." said Dr.Eggman "What are you waiting for?! Try to contact them!"

"Yes sir, right away!"

They pulled up a signal from a nearby spaceport up to the screen. A hideous cyborg showed up. He seemed to have a missle stuck in his head.

"What do you want?" he asked, in a very metallic voice.

"Greetings!" said Dr.Eggman, very slowly "We come in peace!"

"State your business! Or I shall have to nuke you!"

Just then, a man from behind the cyborg stepped forward "Eggman?!"

Dr.Eggman immediatly recognized him "Neo!"

"Well, uh, um," Cortex smacked the cyborg upside the head, and then turned back to Dr.Eggman "You'll have to forgive N.Gin! Never quite right in the head!" he turned back to N.Gin "Open up the landing bay!"

A very confused N.Gin did so, and Eggman's ship pulled into the port. Eggman gets out and hugs Cortex.

"Neo!" shouted Eggman.

"Robotnik!" exclaimed Cortex, as they went into the spaceport and sat down "Great to see you! But what are you doing hurling through space in such a manner?"

"It's that blasted hedgehog again!" explained Eggman "He's been thwarting all my plans!"

"I now how you feel Eggman. There's a pathetic Bandicoot -" Cortex slammed his fist on the table "- who keeps mucking in my mud!"

"Um, Dr. Cortex?" interuppted N.Gin.

Cortex turned around "What is it you fool?"

"Would you mind telling me," N.Gin began "How you came to be associated with this doctor Manegg?"

"That's Eggman!" corrected Dr.Eggman.

"I'm so glad you asked N.Gin!" Cortex smiled "Me and Eggman were valadictorians at Evil Genius university!"

:"Precisely!" said Eggman "Which brings me to something I've kept under wraps for a LONG time!" Eggman pulled out some blueprints and laid them on the table. "Cortex old friend, it's time we put our oversized bald craniums together! Our adversaries advantages over us seem to be this battle stradegy called 'teamwork'. My theory is: instead of having multiple strong minions attacking, we make batalions of HUNDREDS of weaker minions!"

Cortex rubbed his chin and examined the plans "Yes..... YES!! It just might work! Crash Bandicoot, prepare to meet your match!"