Survivor: Hawaii (the lost season)
by Alliance Webb
disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, and I do not own the game Survivor, honestly, why would I waste my time writing these stories if I was a millionaire?
as told by Draco Malfoy:
Day 1: Well, I agreed to come along on this thing. Quite frankly, I wasn't too interersted in going, but father absolutely insisted I go. Mother seemed to have a thing for this Jeff guy too - go figure. Well, we met on this thing that the muggles call a boat. Yes, I have one, but nothing quite like this one. You had to turn a key and there were buttons and levers, my father's Yacht is powered by a spell, there's nothing to press. Strange people, these muggles. Well, when I showed up I caught up with Crabbe and Goyle, it was quite a surprise to see them, I think Goyle's been working out over the summer - he looks good. We talked for a little bit but then Weasley and the Mudblood Granger came along. I would have become a chrisitan at that moment and prayed to their God that Potter wouldn't show up if I thought it would have helped. But no, with my luck he walked in the next minute with a smile. Cho Chang showed up too. Does she look so great, she never gets ugly I tell you, finally there's someone in the world as pretty as I am. Her complexion is perfect. Well, Potter's isn't too bad - don't tell him I said that. Pansy was there too, she's still having a hard time getting over the fact that it's over between us. Oh well. The damn mother my Mother called Jeff took our wands then dropped us off at this forsaken island. It's so horrible and infested with insects. My poor complexion is never going to be the same. I think I'm having second thoughts about this.
Day 2: We got this thing called Tree Mail. A rather ingenious thing I believe, it's mail - that comes in a tree. It was actually rather exciting when I walked around the corner and saw the little flag sticking up. The letter said something about a reward's challenge. None of us (oh yes, I forgot to mention that Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, and I were put on one island and the rest on the other - damn that Potter - he got Cho) - anyway, none of us know what a reward's challenge is - guess we'll find out when we get there. Well, we got lost on the way to the reward's challenge thing, not a very good thing to do so I hear. Oh well, we found it eventually. Damn does Cho look hot. Saw Hermione smile at Ron, if she does anything Potter'll kill her. Well, we won I guess, some blankets and pillows and things. Cho's face fell in Potter lap - lucky git. Crabbe's been walking around camp naked - says something about intimidation. I think he's doing it to get at Goyle.
Day 3: Immuntiy Challenge. I guess if we win we don't have to get rid of anything - maybe we can blow this one and get rid of Pansy - I don't much like her. Goyle's really been working out lately - it showed in the challenge. He cleaned the floor with the dust mop named Hermione Granger. I got to fight against Potter - suspect he's definately been working out lately. We won - damn.
Day 4: Same old same old - saw Crabbe hitting on Goyle - feeling jealous - maybe he should go.
Day 5: More tree mail - it will never stop amusing me. Another reward's challenge thing. Easy win. When we got there they had gotten rid of the mudblood - good on them. I sat this one out - spent the whole time watching how Cho's boobs bounce in her thong bikini - and other things. Crabbe started to strip down naked - said it was for intimidation. It took a lot of convincing but I talked him out of it. We won again - and we did it with everyone's clothes on. We won shampoo and conditioner. Oh this will be great.
Day 6: Me and Goyle bathed together. He's starting to grow a large bushy beard. He's talking with a low voice and calling himself Black Beard. He has a new tye-dye shirt. Damn is he hott. Another immunity challenge. What a great immunity challenge it was though. We lost but Cho's bikini top fell of - does she have some huge - tits just in: Voldemort rises to power - again. Now back to our normal broadcasting. I can die happy. We had to vote someone off. I guess Crabbe's strategy worked because I'm too intimidated by him to keep him around any longer. Bye bye!
Day 7: Me and Goyle bathed together again. Pansy yelled at us for using too much of the shampoo - can I help it that it takes a lot to work through Goyle's new fluffy beard? He got a little upset when I tried to wash his - Dick VanDyke reruns: everyday on TVLand (a/n: I don't own TVLand) Now back to the scheduled progam. Wonder why. Well, we really got to relax today. I laid in Goyle's arms after complaining about being too cold. His beard kept my nose warm.
Day 8: Tree mail! It'll never get old! When we got to the challenge Jeff said something about a merge and we all moved to another island together. There was wine. I drank it like there was no tomorrow.
Day 9: Woke up in bed naked with Cho and Harry - odd. It wasn't too bad actually - Potter's - peck'n scrub - the greatest bird bath cleaner since 2003! Now back to the scheduled program was pretty built - never expected that from him. Pansy was hitting on Ron - Harry broke that up real quick - though I suspect it was Ron who was hitting on Pansy. We had an immunity challenge. Cho won - I let her. We all agreed that Pansy had to go - Harry insisted.
Day 10: Ron was getting cozy with Goyle. Bitch - he's mine. Potter was upset too. It was his bitch's fault, not mine. Me and Goyle cuddled some more and took another bath. Cho says we're the cleanest cast aways she's ever seen - and she kissed me. In your face Potter.
Day 11: Tree mail again! A really fun reward's challenge - Cho won and we went together. Yeah, we made out the whole time - I suspect I am falling in love.
Day 12: Potter still thinks he has Cho wrapped around his finger and gave her a hug after the immunity challenge to say thanks for trying to oust him. Somehow he pulled off the win - damnit. Well, he thinks I'm going - but we've planned to get rid of Ron instead - he's just too much to put up with.
Day 13: Ron is gone - Haleluia, my Goyle is safe at last. My sweet buttermuffin. Cho said I have to chose between her and him. Hard choice - I pick her - her now presenting Mr. Juggles are bigger than his Peanuts - fresh peanuts!. Dare I say I'm in love? We cuddled.
Day 14: Another reward's challenge - Goyle's strong than he was letting on. He won steak and beer - gave me a hamburger and soda - Cho got oreos and milk and Potter got rice and water. Poor poor Potter.
Day 15: Goyle and Potter slept together last night - woke up and they were naked. I didn't say anything because I thought it would upset Cho - she's more muscular than me - she could take me in a second. I'm upset - maybe Goyle should go next. I won immunity - got to flex my immense muscles. When we go to these immunity challenges we have to write the names of the person we want gone on a sheet of paper then fold it and put it in a jar. Looking around the set I think it cost a bit of money - don't they have the money to make it electronic or something - or maybe the punch cards - oh that's right - that thing with those muggles in America. Chad - that guy really seemed cool - wonder if I'll ever meet him.
Day 16: Cho flicked off Potter - he still loves her. Air head.
Day 17: More tree mail! Hey, whoever gets this one gets a car. A magic car? Yes, I've always wanted one! We get at the challenge and I win again - go figure. I get in the car and guess what - it's a muggle car. I've no clue how to work those things. I get to take Cho to a drive in theature - Jeff had to drive. We made out the whole night.
Day 18: Last immunity challenge. Whoever wins gets to choose who goes with them to the final two. Cho won, made me look bad - but I don't care. She got rid of Potter then we went back to camp and had sex.
Day 19: Last tribal council. We walked up and met up with Ron, Goyle and Harry. Harry forgave Cho for voting against him - thought she made a mistake - dumbass. They voted for who they wanted to win. I'm screwed. Suspect Jeff has a thing for Potter.
Many days later at the live showing at Hogwarts Acadamy: It's been a while - me and Cho are still together - took Potter a while to realize that she really didn't like her. I have a feeling I'm not going to win - had to think quick. Jeff asked us if we had anything to say. I proposed to Cho - cha-ching - I get the million no matter what happens. Can we look at the clips with Cho in her thong bikini again? Cho won. Go figure - that'll be enough to pay for the ring.
by Alliance Webb
disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, and I do not own the game Survivor, honestly, why would I waste my time writing these stories if I was a millionaire?
as told by Draco Malfoy:
Day 1: Well, I agreed to come along on this thing. Quite frankly, I wasn't too interersted in going, but father absolutely insisted I go. Mother seemed to have a thing for this Jeff guy too - go figure. Well, we met on this thing that the muggles call a boat. Yes, I have one, but nothing quite like this one. You had to turn a key and there were buttons and levers, my father's Yacht is powered by a spell, there's nothing to press. Strange people, these muggles. Well, when I showed up I caught up with Crabbe and Goyle, it was quite a surprise to see them, I think Goyle's been working out over the summer - he looks good. We talked for a little bit but then Weasley and the Mudblood Granger came along. I would have become a chrisitan at that moment and prayed to their God that Potter wouldn't show up if I thought it would have helped. But no, with my luck he walked in the next minute with a smile. Cho Chang showed up too. Does she look so great, she never gets ugly I tell you, finally there's someone in the world as pretty as I am. Her complexion is perfect. Well, Potter's isn't too bad - don't tell him I said that. Pansy was there too, she's still having a hard time getting over the fact that it's over between us. Oh well. The damn mother my Mother called Jeff took our wands then dropped us off at this forsaken island. It's so horrible and infested with insects. My poor complexion is never going to be the same. I think I'm having second thoughts about this.
Day 2: We got this thing called Tree Mail. A rather ingenious thing I believe, it's mail - that comes in a tree. It was actually rather exciting when I walked around the corner and saw the little flag sticking up. The letter said something about a reward's challenge. None of us (oh yes, I forgot to mention that Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, and I were put on one island and the rest on the other - damn that Potter - he got Cho) - anyway, none of us know what a reward's challenge is - guess we'll find out when we get there. Well, we got lost on the way to the reward's challenge thing, not a very good thing to do so I hear. Oh well, we found it eventually. Damn does Cho look hot. Saw Hermione smile at Ron, if she does anything Potter'll kill her. Well, we won I guess, some blankets and pillows and things. Cho's face fell in Potter lap - lucky git. Crabbe's been walking around camp naked - says something about intimidation. I think he's doing it to get at Goyle.
Day 3: Immuntiy Challenge. I guess if we win we don't have to get rid of anything - maybe we can blow this one and get rid of Pansy - I don't much like her. Goyle's really been working out lately - it showed in the challenge. He cleaned the floor with the dust mop named Hermione Granger. I got to fight against Potter - suspect he's definately been working out lately. We won - damn.
Day 4: Same old same old - saw Crabbe hitting on Goyle - feeling jealous - maybe he should go.
Day 5: More tree mail - it will never stop amusing me. Another reward's challenge thing. Easy win. When we got there they had gotten rid of the mudblood - good on them. I sat this one out - spent the whole time watching how Cho's boobs bounce in her thong bikini - and other things. Crabbe started to strip down naked - said it was for intimidation. It took a lot of convincing but I talked him out of it. We won again - and we did it with everyone's clothes on. We won shampoo and conditioner. Oh this will be great.
Day 6: Me and Goyle bathed together. He's starting to grow a large bushy beard. He's talking with a low voice and calling himself Black Beard. He has a new tye-dye shirt. Damn is he hott. Another immunity challenge. What a great immunity challenge it was though. We lost but Cho's bikini top fell of - does she have some huge - tits just in: Voldemort rises to power - again. Now back to our normal broadcasting. I can die happy. We had to vote someone off. I guess Crabbe's strategy worked because I'm too intimidated by him to keep him around any longer. Bye bye!
Day 7: Me and Goyle bathed together again. Pansy yelled at us for using too much of the shampoo - can I help it that it takes a lot to work through Goyle's new fluffy beard? He got a little upset when I tried to wash his - Dick VanDyke reruns: everyday on TVLand (a/n: I don't own TVLand) Now back to the scheduled progam. Wonder why. Well, we really got to relax today. I laid in Goyle's arms after complaining about being too cold. His beard kept my nose warm.
Day 8: Tree mail! It'll never get old! When we got to the challenge Jeff said something about a merge and we all moved to another island together. There was wine. I drank it like there was no tomorrow.
Day 9: Woke up in bed naked with Cho and Harry - odd. It wasn't too bad actually - Potter's - peck'n scrub - the greatest bird bath cleaner since 2003! Now back to the scheduled program was pretty built - never expected that from him. Pansy was hitting on Ron - Harry broke that up real quick - though I suspect it was Ron who was hitting on Pansy. We had an immunity challenge. Cho won - I let her. We all agreed that Pansy had to go - Harry insisted.
Day 10: Ron was getting cozy with Goyle. Bitch - he's mine. Potter was upset too. It was his bitch's fault, not mine. Me and Goyle cuddled some more and took another bath. Cho says we're the cleanest cast aways she's ever seen - and she kissed me. In your face Potter.
Day 11: Tree mail again! A really fun reward's challenge - Cho won and we went together. Yeah, we made out the whole time - I suspect I am falling in love.
Day 12: Potter still thinks he has Cho wrapped around his finger and gave her a hug after the immunity challenge to say thanks for trying to oust him. Somehow he pulled off the win - damnit. Well, he thinks I'm going - but we've planned to get rid of Ron instead - he's just too much to put up with.
Day 13: Ron is gone - Haleluia, my Goyle is safe at last. My sweet buttermuffin. Cho said I have to chose between her and him. Hard choice - I pick her - her now presenting Mr. Juggles are bigger than his Peanuts - fresh peanuts!. Dare I say I'm in love? We cuddled.
Day 14: Another reward's challenge - Goyle's strong than he was letting on. He won steak and beer - gave me a hamburger and soda - Cho got oreos and milk and Potter got rice and water. Poor poor Potter.
Day 15: Goyle and Potter slept together last night - woke up and they were naked. I didn't say anything because I thought it would upset Cho - she's more muscular than me - she could take me in a second. I'm upset - maybe Goyle should go next. I won immunity - got to flex my immense muscles. When we go to these immunity challenges we have to write the names of the person we want gone on a sheet of paper then fold it and put it in a jar. Looking around the set I think it cost a bit of money - don't they have the money to make it electronic or something - or maybe the punch cards - oh that's right - that thing with those muggles in America. Chad - that guy really seemed cool - wonder if I'll ever meet him.
Day 16: Cho flicked off Potter - he still loves her. Air head.
Day 17: More tree mail! Hey, whoever gets this one gets a car. A magic car? Yes, I've always wanted one! We get at the challenge and I win again - go figure. I get in the car and guess what - it's a muggle car. I've no clue how to work those things. I get to take Cho to a drive in theature - Jeff had to drive. We made out the whole night.
Day 18: Last immunity challenge. Whoever wins gets to choose who goes with them to the final two. Cho won, made me look bad - but I don't care. She got rid of Potter then we went back to camp and had sex.
Day 19: Last tribal council. We walked up and met up with Ron, Goyle and Harry. Harry forgave Cho for voting against him - thought she made a mistake - dumbass. They voted for who they wanted to win. I'm screwed. Suspect Jeff has a thing for Potter.
Many days later at the live showing at Hogwarts Acadamy: It's been a while - me and Cho are still together - took Potter a while to realize that she really didn't like her. I have a feeling I'm not going to win - had to think quick. Jeff asked us if we had anything to say. I proposed to Cho - cha-ching - I get the million no matter what happens. Can we look at the clips with Cho in her thong bikini again? Cho won. Go figure - that'll be enough to pay for the ring.