Nuriko: "Hello, and welcome to- THE DATING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I am your
host, Nuriko!!!!!!!! Tonight our 3 bachelors are- Tamahome!!!!!
Hotohori!!!!! AnNnNnNnDdDdDd *dramatic pause* TASKSI!!!!!!!!!!!" *crowd
cheers* And the contestant is, who else but the Priestess of Suzaku
herself!!!!!!!! GoOoOoOo Ms.Miaka!!!!!"
Miaka: "Can someone get me some rice balls??? I am totally famished!!!!"
Nuriko: "Imagine that."
Miaka: "Fine, well if no one will get me anything to eat, I guess we better get this show on the road!!!!!!!" "OK, in 40 words of less, Tell me why I should chose you as my date."
Hotohori: "Because I love you very much, Miaka. And because I am the emperor. And because I am absolutely gorgeous!!!!" *pulls out a hand mirror and starts grooming himself.*
Tamahome: "Because I love you more than Hotohori does. And because you have made such an impression on me that I occasionally stop thinking about my financial well being!!!!"
Tasksi: "Why am I even here??? I don't like girls!!!!! And I REALLY don't like Ms.'feed me feed me!!! I am so incapable of doing ANYTHING by myself!!!' GOD!!! What is..." *Sees Nuriko balling her/his fists * "I mean, um, because, ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate this game!!!!!!..."
Nuriko: "Sorry Task, you have exceeded the word limit.
Miaka: "can some one PLEASE get me some rice balls???" "Well, anyway, next question!!!!!" "Um, briefly describe our first date."
Hotohori: "Well, first we can go and get our nails done, then I will take you riding in my most royal of royal chariots!!!!!!!
Tamahome: "I will take you to the most expensive restaurant buffet (all you can eat!!!) there is anywhere!!!"
Tasksi: "I AM NOT TAKING YOU ANYWHERE!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME OR MONEY!!!!!" *notices Nuriko polishing a very big hatchet.* *then quickly starts thinking about his dream date* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I mean, um, we could go joy riding on stolen motorcycles??? Uhg. I HATE THIS GAME!!!!"
Miaka: "OMG, I just can't decide!!!!! Um, ah, oh. Einy miny miny moe... OK!!!! Fate has decided that I shall go on a date with- TAMAHOME!!!!!!!!"
Nuriko: "Isn't that sweet!!!!
Hotohori: "WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! HOW COULD YOU MIAKA??? I OFFERED YOU A MANICURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tasksi: "HAHA, HOTI IS CRYING!!!!!!!!"
Hotohori: "How, *sob* many, *sob* timbes do, I hab to, *wail* tell you to, *sob* not call, me, *sob* Hoti?"
Somewhere Tamahome and Miaka start up a round of, "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Tamahome." "Miaka."
Nuriko: "There, there Hoti, it'll be alright." "Well, I guess that just about wraps up this episode of- THE DATING GAME!!!!!!!! Goodnight folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Miaka: "Can someone get me some rice balls??? I am totally famished!!!!"
Nuriko: "Imagine that."
Miaka: "Fine, well if no one will get me anything to eat, I guess we better get this show on the road!!!!!!!" "OK, in 40 words of less, Tell me why I should chose you as my date."
Hotohori: "Because I love you very much, Miaka. And because I am the emperor. And because I am absolutely gorgeous!!!!" *pulls out a hand mirror and starts grooming himself.*
Tamahome: "Because I love you more than Hotohori does. And because you have made such an impression on me that I occasionally stop thinking about my financial well being!!!!"
Tasksi: "Why am I even here??? I don't like girls!!!!! And I REALLY don't like Ms.'feed me feed me!!! I am so incapable of doing ANYTHING by myself!!!' GOD!!! What is..." *Sees Nuriko balling her/his fists * "I mean, um, because, ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate this game!!!!!!..."
Nuriko: "Sorry Task, you have exceeded the word limit.
Miaka: "can some one PLEASE get me some rice balls???" "Well, anyway, next question!!!!!" "Um, briefly describe our first date."
Hotohori: "Well, first we can go and get our nails done, then I will take you riding in my most royal of royal chariots!!!!!!!
Tamahome: "I will take you to the most expensive restaurant buffet (all you can eat!!!) there is anywhere!!!"
Tasksi: "I AM NOT TAKING YOU ANYWHERE!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME OR MONEY!!!!!" *notices Nuriko polishing a very big hatchet.* *then quickly starts thinking about his dream date* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I mean, um, we could go joy riding on stolen motorcycles??? Uhg. I HATE THIS GAME!!!!"
Miaka: "OMG, I just can't decide!!!!! Um, ah, oh. Einy miny miny moe... OK!!!! Fate has decided that I shall go on a date with- TAMAHOME!!!!!!!!"
Nuriko: "Isn't that sweet!!!!
Hotohori: "WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! HOW COULD YOU MIAKA??? I OFFERED YOU A MANICURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tasksi: "HAHA, HOTI IS CRYING!!!!!!!!"
Hotohori: "How, *sob* many, *sob* timbes do, I hab to, *wail* tell you to, *sob* not call, me, *sob* Hoti?"
Somewhere Tamahome and Miaka start up a round of, "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Tamahome." "Miaka."
Nuriko: "There, there Hoti, it'll be alright." "Well, I guess that just about wraps up this episode of- THE DATING GAME!!!!!!!! Goodnight folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"