Chichiri: HI!!!!! This is you host, Chichiri no da!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And
welcome toOoOoOo- the Dating Game!!!! Today our three bachlorettes are-The
priestess of Suzaku, MIAKA YUKI no da!!!!!! The priestess of Seiryu, YUI
HONGO no da!!!!!!! And- Suzaku celestial cross-dressing macho-man/woman,
NURIKO!!!!! No da!!!! And the contestant is none other than the emperor of
Hong-Nan himself, EMPEROR HOTOHORI!!!!!!!! No da!!!
Hotohori: Thank you, thank you!!! OK, now on with the show-OMG I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!! NoOoOoOoOoOoO...
Nuriko: Oh your majesty!!! Batts his/her eyelashes
Hotohori: I can't believe the public is seeing me in such a state! Quick! Call me manicurist!!!!!!!!!
Miaka: I'm hungry. Can we get this over with?
[Author's note: Miaka sucks no da!]
Yui: Yeah, Hoti, get a grip!!!!
Hotohori is sitting in the corner looking in a distressed manner at his broken nail. Tear Goes slightly cross-eyed.
Audience: starts throwing tomatoes HEY!!! GET A MOVE ON!!! THIS IS BORING.
Pot-bellied man drinking beer: I want my money back!!!
Audience: YEAH!!!
Chichiri: Calm down no da! We're starting no da!!!HOTOHORI!!!
Hoti: despairedDOOOOOM DOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! ALL THERE IS IS BLACKNESS AND DESPAIR!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!
Chichiri: Come on no da!!! COME TO THE LIGHT!!!!
Hoti: teary OK, fine. In 40 words or less, tell me why I should choose you as my date.
Nuriko: Oh sire, because I have loved you for a very long time, and because together we could win 'The Most Beautiful Male Couple' award!!!!
Yui: Because Tamahome ran away and denied me of his love...
Tamahome: Duh you obsessive needy freak!!! Miaka: Tamahome!!!
Tamahome: Miaka!!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!!
Miaka: Tama...
Yui: he hem. Please let me finish my explanation!!! Because Tamahome the very rude and obnoxious idiot ran away and denied me of his love, I figured I could do better and decided to test my feminine wiles on an emperor!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miaka: But I love Tamahome!!! I...
Ominous Voice of the Author: Miaka, you do not deserve the emperor's love anyway!!! And now I shall smite you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith: A HERING!!!!!
Miaka; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miaka is forcefully beaten to death with a herring that appears to be suspended in mid air.
[Author's note: sucker!!!]
Hotohori: NOOOOO!!! MIAKA!!!
Tamahome: Oh yeah, that's her name!!! That's why I repeat it so much so I won't forget!!!
Miaka is now all drawn in pastels to show she's really dead.
Miaka: Oh, well that was unpleasant.
Chichiri; glancing at audience who are getting restless againUm, sire, could we begin again?
Hotohori: yes, well, quite right, we can't keep our um, lovely, audience waiting. Hehe. OK, now briefly describe our first date.
Nuriko: First we can get a manicure, and a perm, and than we can go gamble!!! Hehe.
Yui: We can kill the rest of the Suzaku warriors, MUAuAUHAHAHAAUHAHA!
Pastel/dead Miaka:FEAST FEAST FEAST!!!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!starts drooling FOOD!!! Hey!!!!! Wait!! Can I still eat when I'm dead???? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Chichiri: OK, now it is time for the emperor to choose his date no da!!!
Hotohori: UM, well, since Miaka is dead, which is not generally a good trait in an emperess, and Yui just suggested I kill all my friends, than I guess Nuri will have to be my date.
Nuriko: YAY!!!! Uh huh, uh huh!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, GoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chichiri: well, I guess that sums up this episode of, the DATING GAME NO DA!!!!!!!!!!
Hotohori: Thank you, thank you!!! OK, now on with the show-OMG I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!! NoOoOoOoOoOoO...
Nuriko: Oh your majesty!!! Batts his/her eyelashes
Hotohori: I can't believe the public is seeing me in such a state! Quick! Call me manicurist!!!!!!!!!
Miaka: I'm hungry. Can we get this over with?
[Author's note: Miaka sucks no da!]
Yui: Yeah, Hoti, get a grip!!!!
Hotohori is sitting in the corner looking in a distressed manner at his broken nail. Tear Goes slightly cross-eyed.
Audience: starts throwing tomatoes HEY!!! GET A MOVE ON!!! THIS IS BORING.
Pot-bellied man drinking beer: I want my money back!!!
Audience: YEAH!!!
Chichiri: Calm down no da! We're starting no da!!!HOTOHORI!!!
Hoti: despairedDOOOOOM DOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! ALL THERE IS IS BLACKNESS AND DESPAIR!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!
Chichiri: Come on no da!!! COME TO THE LIGHT!!!!
Hoti: teary OK, fine. In 40 words or less, tell me why I should choose you as my date.
Nuriko: Oh sire, because I have loved you for a very long time, and because together we could win 'The Most Beautiful Male Couple' award!!!!
Yui: Because Tamahome ran away and denied me of his love...
Tamahome: Duh you obsessive needy freak!!! Miaka: Tamahome!!!
Tamahome: Miaka!!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!!
Miaka: Tama...
Yui: he hem. Please let me finish my explanation!!! Because Tamahome the very rude and obnoxious idiot ran away and denied me of his love, I figured I could do better and decided to test my feminine wiles on an emperor!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miaka: But I love Tamahome!!! I...
Ominous Voice of the Author: Miaka, you do not deserve the emperor's love anyway!!! And now I shall smite you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith: A HERING!!!!!
Miaka; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miaka is forcefully beaten to death with a herring that appears to be suspended in mid air.
[Author's note: sucker!!!]
Hotohori: NOOOOO!!! MIAKA!!!
Tamahome: Oh yeah, that's her name!!! That's why I repeat it so much so I won't forget!!!
Miaka is now all drawn in pastels to show she's really dead.
Miaka: Oh, well that was unpleasant.
Chichiri; glancing at audience who are getting restless againUm, sire, could we begin again?
Hotohori: yes, well, quite right, we can't keep our um, lovely, audience waiting. Hehe. OK, now briefly describe our first date.
Nuriko: First we can get a manicure, and a perm, and than we can go gamble!!! Hehe.
Yui: We can kill the rest of the Suzaku warriors, MUAuAUHAHAHAAUHAHA!
Pastel/dead Miaka:FEAST FEAST FEAST!!!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!starts drooling FOOD!!! Hey!!!!! Wait!! Can I still eat when I'm dead???? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Chichiri: OK, now it is time for the emperor to choose his date no da!!!
Hotohori: UM, well, since Miaka is dead, which is not generally a good trait in an emperess, and Yui just suggested I kill all my friends, than I guess Nuri will have to be my date.
Nuriko: YAY!!!! Uh huh, uh huh!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, GoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chichiri: well, I guess that sums up this episode of, the DATING GAME NO DA!!!!!!!!!!