Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, that belongs entirely to J.K Rowling in all her brilliance. If I owned it, the 6th and 7th books would be out . Until then, enjoy.
Collins' bad day
"Honestly Ron, you make it sound like the last 7 years were absolute torture" Hermione said. As she, Ron and the recent savior of the world were heading to the lake to relax before the leaving feast of their 7th and final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"Oh yeah Hermione, school sure has been a cake walk, must I remind you of our little adventures we have had every single year. Most importantly the one we had at the beginning of this year I'm sure Harry remembers that one quite well. And that reminds me do you think they will have cake at the feast" Ron said while scratching his head at his own mention of cake
"Ron do you ever think about anything other then dinner?" Harry asked while giving his friend of seven years a bemused look
"Yes, I do think about other things then dinner" Ron exclaimed defensively
"Oh really and what is that Ronald Weasley?" Hermione asked with both hands on her hips
"Lunch what else" Ron said with a grin
"Ronald Weasley you are absolutely impossible." Hermione said with a huff
"Whatever you say Hermy" Ron exclaimed cheekily
"Ron you know how much I hate..."
"Would you two bloody well knock it off for Merlin's sake" Harry half shouted "Our seventh year is over and you two are still arguing like a couple of first years. Let's just go find a place to sit by the lake"
While walking towards the lake Ron exclaims "I tell ya mate, this is a smashing day." Just then by the edge of the lake Collin Creevey is trying to take a close up picture of the giant squid. Unexpectedly a tentacle slithers up, grabs Collin by the leg, and flings him rather forcefully into the astronomy tower. Ron is staring at the side of the astronomy tower were Collins' head was wedged in a gap were a stone had fallen out some time before. Hermione, oblivious to the turn of events simply exclaimed "You were right Ron is sure is a smashing day." Ron the turns to Harry who was simply dancing a little jig then raises both hands and shouts "YES!" As they were walking up to the tower, Dennis walked up to his older brother grabbed his brothers legs and pulled him out. Collin stumbled around and once he got his bearings strait he then walked back to the entrance to the school. Once Collin and Dennis entered the school, both Ron and Hermione turned to hear a loud groan coming from Harry. As they finally see him he looked up and grumbled "What in the name of Merlin do you have against me? Huh"