Naruto Primer: Inuzuka Kiba
The Most Pointless Chapter Ever
"AKAMARU!!" Kiba yelled at the top of his lungs. "COME HERE!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR WALK!!!"
Akamaru came frolicking around the corner.
"Well I'm glad I only had to call you once this time!" said Kiba as he opened the door and the two strolled outside into the light of day. "It certainly is nice outside today, don't you think so, Akamaru?" Akamaru barked in response.
That's when Kiba noticed Hinata walking towards them. "All right, Akamaru," Kiba whispered. "Act natural. No…no! That's not natural!!"
But he was unable to get Akamaru to act more natural because Hinata had approached them both. "Hi Kiba!" she greeted. "Hi Akamaru!"
"Hi Hinata!" Kiba replied, waving awkwardly.
"I was in the candy store the other day…" Hinata began.
"I know." Said Kiba without thinking. "I mean…really?"
"Yeah!" Hinata replied. "And I bought a little too much chocolate."
"You did?" Kiba asked, sounding a little TOO interested.
"I did!" Hinata answered. "So I was wondering if you would like any!"
"I would love some!" Kiba said happily as Hinata handed him a small portion of chocolate. "Thanks, Hinata!"
"No problem!" Hinata replied. "I'm going to go and give some to Shino and Naruto now! Do you want to come along?"
"Um…no, I was taking Akamaru out on a walk." Said Kiba, suddenly feeling very sad that he wasn't the ONLY one who was receiving some chocolate from Hinata.
"Okay!" said Hinata. "Bye Kiba!"
"Bye Hinata!" Kiba said as Hinata walked off.
Kiba stood there for a moment, holding his chocolate. Then Akamaru barked.
"No, Hinata gave this chocolate to ME, Akamaru." Kiba said. "She didn't give it to you." Then he popped all the chocolate in his mouth at the same time. "Besides, do you really want chocolate that's already been in my mouth?"
Akamaru growled slightly.
"I'm only teasing, Akamaru." Said Kiba. "You can't have chocolate anyway. It's bad for dogs. You know that, don't you? That would be like if I drank some expired milk!" Akamaru, of course, knew all this so he leapt up onto Kiba's shoulder and the two of them continued on their merry way.
Until they came across Sakura.
"Sakura!" said Kiba, running over. Sakura averted her eyes and sped up her walking in attempt to get away. "Hey! Sakura! Wait up! Stop walking! I KNOW you can hear me!!"
Finally, he caught up with her and grabbed her shoulder.
"Oh!" said Sakura. "Hi Kiba! Sorry, I didn't notice you were calling me!"
"That's all right." Said Kiba. "I forgive you. What I want to know is why you were in my room the other day!"
"In your room?" said Sakura, trying to look puzzled. "Me? Me in your room? I don't even know where you live!"
"Sakura, don't lie to me." Said Kiba. "I could smell you in the room and your smell is still lingering in my room and around the window that you climbed in and jumped out. I'm not MAD or anything, I just want to know why you did it. And maybe even, quite possibly, how you became invisible."
"Are you sure it was MY scent?" Sakura said. "It might have just been Akamaru!"
"Yes." Said Kiba. "I know it was YOU. Mixing up your scent with Akamaru's would be like mixing up Shino and Hinata!"
"…Okay…" Sakura said slowly.
"Or…mixing up apple pie and turkey." Kiba tried, realizing that Sakura didn't have an awesome nose like he did.
"Oh." Said Sakura. "I hope I'm apple pie."
"You don't smell like apple pie, I was just making an analogy." Kiba explained.
"Well, I guess there's no sense hiding it anymore." Said Sakura. "You obviously know it was me…and, out of all honesty, I just felt like spying on people…"
"Oh!" said Kiba because he had always wanted girls to spy on him as he stated earlier. "Is that all? You should have just said that in the first place before Kuromaru came in and yelled at me!"
"That dog is terrifying." Sakura said.
"Yeah, I could see why you'd think that." Said Kiba, rubbing his chin. "Well, I have to go now! Akamaru is on his walk."
"On his walk?" Sakura said. "Then why is he on your shoulder?"
Kiba looked over at Akamaru. "Akamaru, get off my shoulder!" he commanded and Akamaru jumped off immediately in fear of being scolded. "That was sneaky!!"
"Uh…bye Kiba…" said Sakura as she left quickly.
"I can't believe you did that, Akamaru." Said Kiba in a disgusted tone. With that, they continued their walk.