THE DAY BUTTERCUP'S HEAD EXPLODED!!!!!
By Secret7
One day Buttercup was walking along the street whistling "99 Red Balloons" (The rock rendition done by Goldfinger), when suddenly her head exploded into a million violent pieces.
"Oww! My head!" she shouted. And then Blossom and Bubbles came and said:
"I'm Blossom!" said Blossom.
"And I'm Bubbles!" said Bubbles.
"And I'm Decapitated!" said Buttercup.
"You are?" asked Blossom.
"Yeah, I was listening to the rock rendition of "99 Red Balloons" when my head suddenly exploded." said Decapitated—I mean Buttercup.
"Wow, that sucks. Let's dance!" said Blossom/
Then everybody started dancing! And HIM asked out a tube of Pringles.
"Sorry," said the Pringles, "But there's someone else."
"I thought you LOVED me!" Then HIM's nose fell off and he died.
Everybody kept dancing when suddenly the RowdyRuff Boys came.
"We have comith to destroy the PowerPuff Girls! And then we'll all watch Jurassic Park!" shouted Brick.
"No, let's copy all of those crappy RRB/PPG stories and fall in love!" said Butch.
And so everybody lived in complete randomness, until one day a short pink gnome showed up with a message for Mojo.
"Here you go, Mr. Jojo." He said, then he licked his nose and ran off into the sunset.
"It says: Dear Mojo,
I love you so much. I am deeply in love with you. You are one sexy ape. Dude, you are cool.
Signed Darth Vader"
Mojo Jojo said "Ayatollah!" and took off to the Death Star!
"This is really freakin' random!" said Scooby Doo.
"Yes, I know." said Hellboy.
Then everybody started to disco like crazy.
"Wow, what fun!" Buttercup somehow said (Even though she was decapitated).
Disco Stu from the Simpsons came in and everyone digged his moves.
"Yo yo yo, Punk, freaky-deeky do dude! Party on with peace!" he shouted.
Then a giant lizard fell down and killed everybody.
THE END
By Secret7
One day Buttercup was walking along the street whistling "99 Red Balloons" (The rock rendition done by Goldfinger), when suddenly her head exploded into a million violent pieces.
"Oww! My head!" she shouted. And then Blossom and Bubbles came and said:
"I'm Blossom!" said Blossom.
"And I'm Bubbles!" said Bubbles.
"And I'm Decapitated!" said Buttercup.
"You are?" asked Blossom.
"Yeah, I was listening to the rock rendition of "99 Red Balloons" when my head suddenly exploded." said Decapitated—I mean Buttercup.
"Wow, that sucks. Let's dance!" said Blossom/
Then everybody started dancing! And HIM asked out a tube of Pringles.
"Sorry," said the Pringles, "But there's someone else."
"I thought you LOVED me!" Then HIM's nose fell off and he died.
Everybody kept dancing when suddenly the RowdyRuff Boys came.
"We have comith to destroy the PowerPuff Girls! And then we'll all watch Jurassic Park!" shouted Brick.
"No, let's copy all of those crappy RRB/PPG stories and fall in love!" said Butch.
And so everybody lived in complete randomness, until one day a short pink gnome showed up with a message for Mojo.
"Here you go, Mr. Jojo." He said, then he licked his nose and ran off into the sunset.
"It says: Dear Mojo,
I love you so much. I am deeply in love with you. You are one sexy ape. Dude, you are cool.
Signed Darth Vader"
Mojo Jojo said "Ayatollah!" and took off to the Death Star!
"This is really freakin' random!" said Scooby Doo.
"Yes, I know." said Hellboy.
Then everybody started to disco like crazy.
"Wow, what fun!" Buttercup somehow said (Even though she was decapitated).
Disco Stu from the Simpsons came in and everyone digged his moves.
"Yo yo yo, Punk, freaky-deeky do dude! Party on with peace!" he shouted.
Then a giant lizard fell down and killed everybody.
THE END
