It's time for the big unmasking, Fan Fic fans. Didn't keep you waiting to
long this time, did I? As always I want to thank everyone who reviewed.
Saroya: As always, thanks for the great review. I know how you feel with the finals thing. I just resently finished mine and the entire world could hear my sigh of relief.
Mlle. Dinkley: Thanks for the compliments. Glad you like the chase. As I said before, it's my favorite part of anything Scooby Doo. "Rog? Rhere?" is one of those lines that always made me laugh, so I couldn't resist putting it in.
Well, that's enough out of me. On with the final chapter.
(The scene opens with the gang standing outside.)
Fred: Okay, let's go over it one more time. (Fred points to a net covered with hay.) When the Headless Clown runs over this trapese net that we covered with hay, Daphne will turn on that spotlight blinding him. That's when I'll pull on this rope which will cause the net to raise up underneath him, and bingo. No more ghost problem.
Velma: (glancing at Scoob and Shag) All we need now is for someone to lure the Headless Clown into the trap.
(Scooby and Shaggy stand back to back with their arms folded.)
Shaggy: Like, I know what your gonna say Velma, and Scoob and I have only three words for you. NO! NO! NO!
Daphne: (holding a box of Scooby Snacks) Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
(Scooby and Shaggy race over to Daphne, with their tounges hanging out.)
Shaggy: Did I say, no no no? I meant, yes yes yes!
(Scooby and Shaggy open wide as Daphne tosses them each a snack.)
(We now see Scooby and Shaggy walking along the inside of what looks like the tent where the animal cages are.)
Shaggy: Like, stay close to me, Scoob. That Headless Clown's around here somewhere.
Scooby: Reah. (Scooby looks inside one of the cages and sees a giant bone.) Ro boy!
(Scooby tip toes over to the cage and opens the door. He looks both way and then runs over to the bone.)
Scooby:(picking up the bone) slurp!
Voice behind Scooby: Grrrr!
(Scooby turns to see what the noise was and bumps noses with a very mean looking lion, who obviously wants his bone back.)
Scooby: (with a forced nervous smile) Reh heh heh heh
Lion: ROAR!
(Scooby shoves the bone in the lions mouth, locking his jaw so that he can't close his mouth. Scooby quickly runs out of the cage and slams the door behind him.)
Shaggy: (not looking behind himself) Scooby Doo, where are you!?!
(Scooby comes running over and plows into Shaggy from behind. Scooby is now sitting on Shaggy's back)
Shaggy: (drumming his fingers) I know I told you to stay close to me, Scoob. But like, not this close.
Scooby: Rorry, Raggy.
(Now Scooby and Shaggy are creeping along the outside of one of the tents.)
Shaggy: (holding up his hand to stop Scooby) Wait a minute. I just thought of something. Everytime we go looking for the ghosts, they always sneak up from behind and scare us.
Scooby: (whimper) Ron't remind me.
Shaggy: Like, why don't we walk backwards, so the Headless Clown won't surprise us.
Scooby: Rokay!
(Shaggy and Scooby begin to walk side by side, backwards.)
Shaggy: Ha ha ha. We've outsmarted that clown this time, Scoob. He won't sneak up on us now.
Scooby: Reah! Reh heh heh heh.
(Scooby and Shaggy suddenly back into something. They slowly turn their heads and see the Headless Clown standing there.)
Headless: (putting his head onto his body and raising his arms) Now I've got you! He he he he!
Shaggy: So much for tradition. RUN!!
(Shaggy and Scooby dissapear off the screen leaving the clown in a cloud of smoke.)
Headless: (cough cough)
(We now go back to Freddy and the girls, waiting behind a few boxes.)
Daphne: (pointing down the path) Look! Here they come!
(Scooby and Shaggy are running towards the trap with the Headless Clown hovering behind them. Scooby and Shaggy run over the net and the clown does the same.)
Fred: (as soon as the clown is over the net) NOW!!
(Daphne switches on the spotlight and the clown covers his eyes to protect them from the light. Fred and Velma began pulling on the rope and trap the clown inside of the net. The Headless Clown struggled to get free.)
Fred: (after tying off the rope) Nice work gang.
(Scooby and Shaggy walk over to the Headless Clown as he sits in the net.)
S&S: (putting their fingers in their ears and sticking their tounges out) Nah nah nah nah
(Suddenly a hand consealed by shadows, reaches over and cuts the rope with a knife while Fred's back is turned.)
(The Headless Clown falls down in front of Scooby and Shaggy. He then stands up, free of the net, and stares at them with his arms crossed. Shaggy and Scooby stand there with shocked looks on there faces, and still have there fingers in there ears. They quickly put there hands behind their backs and smile nervously.)
Shaggy: (shaking) Ha ha ha. Like, preety funny joke, huh Mister Headless.......uh.....sir.
Scooby: (shaking) Reah. Reh heh heh heh.
Headless: (raising his arms) ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
Daphne: What happened?
Fred: I don't know?
Shaggy: (looking at Fred, still behind the boxes) What's plan B?
Fred: RUN!!
Shaggy: (turning to Scooby) How about that. Fred's plan B is the same as our plan A, Scoob.
(Scooby and Shaggy quickly run off screen and the Headless Clown follows.)
Fred: (turning to Daphne) We have to go after them.
Velma: (holding the tied off end of the rope in her hands) Jinkees! Look at this! Someone cut this rope with a knive.
Daphne: But, who would do such a thing?
Fred: We'll worry about that later. Right now we have to help Scooby and Shaggy.
(Shaggy and Scooby run into the big top with the ghost right behind them. Shaggy runs over to a clown's tricycle and jumps in the seat. Scooby then jumps on Shaggy's shoulders and Shaggy begins to petal really fast.)
Shaggy: Ha ha. Let's see old Headless Harry get us now!
Scooby: Reh heh heh heh (looks behind them) Ruh oh! Raggy, rook!
(Shaggy looks to see what Scooby is talking about, and sees the Headless Clown riding a unicycle and laughing wildly.)
Shaggy: Zoinks!! Like, he's got a set of wheels too. I mean.... wheel.
(Shaggy and Scooby are now riding around the rings in the middle of the big top, with the clown close behind. Shaggy looks ahead and sees a tightrope hanging low in front of them.)
Shaggy: Duck, Scooby!!!
Scooby: (looking forward) Ruh??
(Scooby doesn't react quick enough and catches him on the neck. Scooby lets go of Shaggy and the momentum causes him to swing around the horizontal wire and land on the Headless Clown's shoulders.)
Scooby: (looks behind himself, and sees that the Headless Clown isn't there anymore.) Rey! Re's gone! (Scooby begins tapping the clown on the head) Rey, Raggy! Raggy?
(Scooby then looks ahead and sees Shaggy riding the tricycle.)
Scooby: (gulp) Ruh oh! (Scooby slowly looks down and sees the clown looking up at him angrily.) RIKES!!!!
(Scooby up into the air and grabs hold of two acrobats rings. The Clown growls at Scooby, and then realises that he isn't looking where he's going. He looks ahead and sees a seesaw in front of him. It's too late for him to react, and he rides the seesaw like a ramp. The clown is rocketed into the air and crash lands into a bunch of instruments in the bandstand.)
Shaggy: (stops tricycle under Scooby) Way to go, old buddy, old pal, old Scoob.
(Scooby drops down and lands in Shaggy's arms, then licks his face.)
(Fred, Daphne, Velma, and Miles and Peter Redwood come running into the big top and over to Shaggy and Scooby.)
Velma: Are you guys okay?
Shaggy: Groovy!
Scooby: Reah, roovy
Shaggy: (putting down Scooby and pointing to the bandstand) Like, Scooby caught the Headless Clown.
(The gang walks over to the Clown. A drum was rammed over his body and his head was sitting in his lap.)
Daphne: Nice work, guys.
Fred: Now, lets see who the Headless Clown really is.
Shaggy: (confused) I know this is usually the part where Freddy unmasks the villian. But, like, this guy doesn't even have a head!
Fred: Sure he does, Shag. All you have to do is reach in and pull it out. (Fred reaches into the body and pulls out the man's real head.)
Everyone: MAX THE MIDGET??
Velma: When we first heard that one of the last remaining employees was a midget, we immediatelly ruled him out as a suspect, because he would've been to short to wear the costume.
Fred: But Max proved us wrong when he put on his little stilts act for us. (Fred ripped the pants off of the costume) See, he used his skills with stilts to make his legs and arms longer.
Daphne: And he would be inside the body of the costume, to make it seem like the clown really was headless.
Shaggy: What about the head? Like, it seems preety real looking to me.
(Scooby looked at the head)
Head: He he he he he.
Scooby: Rikes (runs behind Shaggy)
Shaggy: See what I mean?
Velma: Don't worry, Scooby. (she picks up the head and screawed off the top of it, to show all kinds of wires inside.) This head is nothing more than a robotic creation.
Fred: That's why it was able to look and move like a real living head.
Max: And it would have worked too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your pesky dog.
Miles: But, why did he do it?
Velma: Simple. Because Peter Redwood told him to. (pointing at Peter)
Peter: But... I .... uh.....
Miles: What!?!
Fred: Our big clue was the book on robotics that we found in Peter's trailer.
Daphne: That's because Peter's the one who built the robot clown head.
Velma: And I'll bet that Peter's the one who cut the rope that freed the Headless Clown from our trap.
Shaggy: (towards Peter) Like, what did we ever do to you, man!?!
Miles: But...... Why? Why would you do this?
Peter: Because I don't want to run this circus, father.
Fred: Right! He may have seemed like he didn't want to sell to Mister Snivley, but in reality he wanted to.
Daphne: So that's why he had Max, his only faithful employee, dress up as the Headless Clown, and terrorize his own circus.
Velma: That way he wouldn't dissapoint his father when he sold the circus to Snivley. (turning to Miles Redwood) Carl and Max were right, Peter really had no interest in the circus.
Fred: He figured this was the best way to get out of it without letting you down.
Miles: Is this true?
Peter: Yes. I'm sorry, but I really don't want to be a circus owner like you.
Miles: No. I'm sorry, son. I wanted you to carry on the family tradition so much, I didn't think about what you wanted to do.
Peter: Well, I'm not too sure what I want to do yet.
Velma: I think you should consider working with machines. (holding the clown head) Your robotic creations are some of the finest machines I've ever seen.
Daphne: Velma's right. You have a real talent there.
Peter: Maybe your right.
Miles: (to the gang) I want to thank you for all of your help. I better give Snively a call. It looks like we've got a circus to sell.
(In this scene, we see that the sign that said Redwood circus is gone, and a sign saying 'Snively's Circus' is in it's place. Inside the big top the place is packed with people watching acrobats, clowns, and elephants. Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, and Fred are sitting in the front row.)
Fred: It's nice to see the circus up and running again.
Daphne: Hey, I just realized that we never figured out what made the ghost fly.
Shaggy: Yeah, we forgot to ask about that.
Velma: (noticing the sandwich in Shaggy's hand) What in the world is that?
Shaggy: Like, my circus watching specialty. A triple decker popcorn and cotton candy sandwich.
Velma: (holding her stomach) Yuck! Sorry I asked.
(Suddenly a brown blur passes in front of Shaggy and snatches away the sandwich.)
Shaggy: Hey!!
Daphne: Look!
(The gang looks up to see Scooby floating in the air, wearing the Headless Clown's shoes. You can see what looks like puffs of air coming out of the bottom.)
Velma: Of course, jet powered shoes. Probably another one of Peter's creations. Perfect for making it look like the clown could fly.
Fred: Or for snatching a quick snack.
Shaggy: I've heard of in-flight meals, but this is ridiculous.
(Scooby, still hovering, swallows the sandwich in one bite.)
Scooby: (munch, munch) (gulp) Reh heh heh heh! SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!
THE END
A/N: Well that's my script. I'd love to know what you thought. I guess I stumped people with this one. Don't worry about it though. When it comes to mysteries I'm more of a Shaggy anyway. speaking of which, I'm hungry. I'm going to get a sandwich myself now , so thanks for checkin out my story. Let me know if you'd like to see another Scooby Doo mystery soon. And check out my other story if you want. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!
Saroya: As always, thanks for the great review. I know how you feel with the finals thing. I just resently finished mine and the entire world could hear my sigh of relief.
Mlle. Dinkley: Thanks for the compliments. Glad you like the chase. As I said before, it's my favorite part of anything Scooby Doo. "Rog? Rhere?" is one of those lines that always made me laugh, so I couldn't resist putting it in.
Well, that's enough out of me. On with the final chapter.
(The scene opens with the gang standing outside.)
Fred: Okay, let's go over it one more time. (Fred points to a net covered with hay.) When the Headless Clown runs over this trapese net that we covered with hay, Daphne will turn on that spotlight blinding him. That's when I'll pull on this rope which will cause the net to raise up underneath him, and bingo. No more ghost problem.
Velma: (glancing at Scoob and Shag) All we need now is for someone to lure the Headless Clown into the trap.
(Scooby and Shaggy stand back to back with their arms folded.)
Shaggy: Like, I know what your gonna say Velma, and Scoob and I have only three words for you. NO! NO! NO!
Daphne: (holding a box of Scooby Snacks) Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
(Scooby and Shaggy race over to Daphne, with their tounges hanging out.)
Shaggy: Did I say, no no no? I meant, yes yes yes!
(Scooby and Shaggy open wide as Daphne tosses them each a snack.)
(We now see Scooby and Shaggy walking along the inside of what looks like the tent where the animal cages are.)
Shaggy: Like, stay close to me, Scoob. That Headless Clown's around here somewhere.
Scooby: Reah. (Scooby looks inside one of the cages and sees a giant bone.) Ro boy!
(Scooby tip toes over to the cage and opens the door. He looks both way and then runs over to the bone.)
Scooby:(picking up the bone) slurp!
Voice behind Scooby: Grrrr!
(Scooby turns to see what the noise was and bumps noses with a very mean looking lion, who obviously wants his bone back.)
Scooby: (with a forced nervous smile) Reh heh heh heh
Lion: ROAR!
(Scooby shoves the bone in the lions mouth, locking his jaw so that he can't close his mouth. Scooby quickly runs out of the cage and slams the door behind him.)
Shaggy: (not looking behind himself) Scooby Doo, where are you!?!
(Scooby comes running over and plows into Shaggy from behind. Scooby is now sitting on Shaggy's back)
Shaggy: (drumming his fingers) I know I told you to stay close to me, Scoob. But like, not this close.
Scooby: Rorry, Raggy.
(Now Scooby and Shaggy are creeping along the outside of one of the tents.)
Shaggy: (holding up his hand to stop Scooby) Wait a minute. I just thought of something. Everytime we go looking for the ghosts, they always sneak up from behind and scare us.
Scooby: (whimper) Ron't remind me.
Shaggy: Like, why don't we walk backwards, so the Headless Clown won't surprise us.
Scooby: Rokay!
(Shaggy and Scooby begin to walk side by side, backwards.)
Shaggy: Ha ha ha. We've outsmarted that clown this time, Scoob. He won't sneak up on us now.
Scooby: Reah! Reh heh heh heh.
(Scooby and Shaggy suddenly back into something. They slowly turn their heads and see the Headless Clown standing there.)
Headless: (putting his head onto his body and raising his arms) Now I've got you! He he he he!
Shaggy: So much for tradition. RUN!!
(Shaggy and Scooby dissapear off the screen leaving the clown in a cloud of smoke.)
Headless: (cough cough)
(We now go back to Freddy and the girls, waiting behind a few boxes.)
Daphne: (pointing down the path) Look! Here they come!
(Scooby and Shaggy are running towards the trap with the Headless Clown hovering behind them. Scooby and Shaggy run over the net and the clown does the same.)
Fred: (as soon as the clown is over the net) NOW!!
(Daphne switches on the spotlight and the clown covers his eyes to protect them from the light. Fred and Velma began pulling on the rope and trap the clown inside of the net. The Headless Clown struggled to get free.)
Fred: (after tying off the rope) Nice work gang.
(Scooby and Shaggy walk over to the Headless Clown as he sits in the net.)
S&S: (putting their fingers in their ears and sticking their tounges out) Nah nah nah nah
(Suddenly a hand consealed by shadows, reaches over and cuts the rope with a knife while Fred's back is turned.)
(The Headless Clown falls down in front of Scooby and Shaggy. He then stands up, free of the net, and stares at them with his arms crossed. Shaggy and Scooby stand there with shocked looks on there faces, and still have there fingers in there ears. They quickly put there hands behind their backs and smile nervously.)
Shaggy: (shaking) Ha ha ha. Like, preety funny joke, huh Mister Headless.......uh.....sir.
Scooby: (shaking) Reah. Reh heh heh heh.
Headless: (raising his arms) ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
Daphne: What happened?
Fred: I don't know?
Shaggy: (looking at Fred, still behind the boxes) What's plan B?
Fred: RUN!!
Shaggy: (turning to Scooby) How about that. Fred's plan B is the same as our plan A, Scoob.
(Scooby and Shaggy quickly run off screen and the Headless Clown follows.)
Fred: (turning to Daphne) We have to go after them.
Velma: (holding the tied off end of the rope in her hands) Jinkees! Look at this! Someone cut this rope with a knive.
Daphne: But, who would do such a thing?
Fred: We'll worry about that later. Right now we have to help Scooby and Shaggy.
(Shaggy and Scooby run into the big top with the ghost right behind them. Shaggy runs over to a clown's tricycle and jumps in the seat. Scooby then jumps on Shaggy's shoulders and Shaggy begins to petal really fast.)
Shaggy: Ha ha. Let's see old Headless Harry get us now!
Scooby: Reh heh heh heh (looks behind them) Ruh oh! Raggy, rook!
(Shaggy looks to see what Scooby is talking about, and sees the Headless Clown riding a unicycle and laughing wildly.)
Shaggy: Zoinks!! Like, he's got a set of wheels too. I mean.... wheel.
(Shaggy and Scooby are now riding around the rings in the middle of the big top, with the clown close behind. Shaggy looks ahead and sees a tightrope hanging low in front of them.)
Shaggy: Duck, Scooby!!!
Scooby: (looking forward) Ruh??
(Scooby doesn't react quick enough and catches him on the neck. Scooby lets go of Shaggy and the momentum causes him to swing around the horizontal wire and land on the Headless Clown's shoulders.)
Scooby: (looks behind himself, and sees that the Headless Clown isn't there anymore.) Rey! Re's gone! (Scooby begins tapping the clown on the head) Rey, Raggy! Raggy?
(Scooby then looks ahead and sees Shaggy riding the tricycle.)
Scooby: (gulp) Ruh oh! (Scooby slowly looks down and sees the clown looking up at him angrily.) RIKES!!!!
(Scooby up into the air and grabs hold of two acrobats rings. The Clown growls at Scooby, and then realises that he isn't looking where he's going. He looks ahead and sees a seesaw in front of him. It's too late for him to react, and he rides the seesaw like a ramp. The clown is rocketed into the air and crash lands into a bunch of instruments in the bandstand.)
Shaggy: (stops tricycle under Scooby) Way to go, old buddy, old pal, old Scoob.
(Scooby drops down and lands in Shaggy's arms, then licks his face.)
(Fred, Daphne, Velma, and Miles and Peter Redwood come running into the big top and over to Shaggy and Scooby.)
Velma: Are you guys okay?
Shaggy: Groovy!
Scooby: Reah, roovy
Shaggy: (putting down Scooby and pointing to the bandstand) Like, Scooby caught the Headless Clown.
(The gang walks over to the Clown. A drum was rammed over his body and his head was sitting in his lap.)
Daphne: Nice work, guys.
Fred: Now, lets see who the Headless Clown really is.
Shaggy: (confused) I know this is usually the part where Freddy unmasks the villian. But, like, this guy doesn't even have a head!
Fred: Sure he does, Shag. All you have to do is reach in and pull it out. (Fred reaches into the body and pulls out the man's real head.)
Everyone: MAX THE MIDGET??
Velma: When we first heard that one of the last remaining employees was a midget, we immediatelly ruled him out as a suspect, because he would've been to short to wear the costume.
Fred: But Max proved us wrong when he put on his little stilts act for us. (Fred ripped the pants off of the costume) See, he used his skills with stilts to make his legs and arms longer.
Daphne: And he would be inside the body of the costume, to make it seem like the clown really was headless.
Shaggy: What about the head? Like, it seems preety real looking to me.
(Scooby looked at the head)
Head: He he he he he.
Scooby: Rikes (runs behind Shaggy)
Shaggy: See what I mean?
Velma: Don't worry, Scooby. (she picks up the head and screawed off the top of it, to show all kinds of wires inside.) This head is nothing more than a robotic creation.
Fred: That's why it was able to look and move like a real living head.
Max: And it would have worked too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your pesky dog.
Miles: But, why did he do it?
Velma: Simple. Because Peter Redwood told him to. (pointing at Peter)
Peter: But... I .... uh.....
Miles: What!?!
Fred: Our big clue was the book on robotics that we found in Peter's trailer.
Daphne: That's because Peter's the one who built the robot clown head.
Velma: And I'll bet that Peter's the one who cut the rope that freed the Headless Clown from our trap.
Shaggy: (towards Peter) Like, what did we ever do to you, man!?!
Miles: But...... Why? Why would you do this?
Peter: Because I don't want to run this circus, father.
Fred: Right! He may have seemed like he didn't want to sell to Mister Snivley, but in reality he wanted to.
Daphne: So that's why he had Max, his only faithful employee, dress up as the Headless Clown, and terrorize his own circus.
Velma: That way he wouldn't dissapoint his father when he sold the circus to Snivley. (turning to Miles Redwood) Carl and Max were right, Peter really had no interest in the circus.
Fred: He figured this was the best way to get out of it without letting you down.
Miles: Is this true?
Peter: Yes. I'm sorry, but I really don't want to be a circus owner like you.
Miles: No. I'm sorry, son. I wanted you to carry on the family tradition so much, I didn't think about what you wanted to do.
Peter: Well, I'm not too sure what I want to do yet.
Velma: I think you should consider working with machines. (holding the clown head) Your robotic creations are some of the finest machines I've ever seen.
Daphne: Velma's right. You have a real talent there.
Peter: Maybe your right.
Miles: (to the gang) I want to thank you for all of your help. I better give Snively a call. It looks like we've got a circus to sell.
(In this scene, we see that the sign that said Redwood circus is gone, and a sign saying 'Snively's Circus' is in it's place. Inside the big top the place is packed with people watching acrobats, clowns, and elephants. Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, and Fred are sitting in the front row.)
Fred: It's nice to see the circus up and running again.
Daphne: Hey, I just realized that we never figured out what made the ghost fly.
Shaggy: Yeah, we forgot to ask about that.
Velma: (noticing the sandwich in Shaggy's hand) What in the world is that?
Shaggy: Like, my circus watching specialty. A triple decker popcorn and cotton candy sandwich.
Velma: (holding her stomach) Yuck! Sorry I asked.
(Suddenly a brown blur passes in front of Shaggy and snatches away the sandwich.)
Shaggy: Hey!!
Daphne: Look!
(The gang looks up to see Scooby floating in the air, wearing the Headless Clown's shoes. You can see what looks like puffs of air coming out of the bottom.)
Velma: Of course, jet powered shoes. Probably another one of Peter's creations. Perfect for making it look like the clown could fly.
Fred: Or for snatching a quick snack.
Shaggy: I've heard of in-flight meals, but this is ridiculous.
(Scooby, still hovering, swallows the sandwich in one bite.)
Scooby: (munch, munch) (gulp) Reh heh heh heh! SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!
THE END
A/N: Well that's my script. I'd love to know what you thought. I guess I stumped people with this one. Don't worry about it though. When it comes to mysteries I'm more of a Shaggy anyway. speaking of which, I'm hungry. I'm going to get a sandwich myself now , so thanks for checkin out my story. Let me know if you'd like to see another Scooby Doo mystery soon. And check out my other story if you want. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!