Title: Rivendell High School

Rating: R .....Just in case.

Summary: An elf-girl and a hobbit-girl go to Rivendell to start a new school there. They are room mate's and become friends later. They meet the fellowship in the school and they also become friends with them.

A/N: Well It's supposed to be funny, well maybe it's funny if you have same kind of humor like me and Jenny -- the other author of this story. Please don't sue us if there is many mistakes in the story cause we....um I'm (The_Lórien_Elf) not the best in English ^^ just inform if there is mistakes.

We don't own any of LOTR Characters but we do own the hobbit and the elf ^^

Oh yea and when there is ----------- //Blaahdy blaah// The character is thinking and **blaahy blaah** is translation ^^

Chappy one. The New school.

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At The Shire

"Pearl! Time to wake up! you have much packing to do" Mrs. Danderfluff went to wake her daughter. Pearl snorted and turned around "go away" she mumbled. Mrs. Danderfluff pulled the cover from Pearl and opened the curtains. "I'll just sleep five minutes longer" Pearl mumbled again. "No missy, you have much packing to do after breakfast, you are travelling to Rivendell to day remember?" Her mother said. "I don't wanna go to have a tour among the stinky elves!" Pearl nagged. "You're not going to have a tour among them! You are going to start school there next week, now get up!" Her mother demanded. "Aaw...all right..." Pearl got up and dressed herself and went to the kitchen. "GOOD MORNING PEARL" Shouted Dimple, her younger bother. "Oh....I forgot you existed" She said under her breath so no one could hear her. "Good morning whelp" she teased her brother. "MOM! Pearl called me a whelp!" her brother cried. "Now Pearl quite teasing your brother and eat your breakfast then go to your room to pack" their mother said. "But what about second breakfast?! I'm not going to pack before that!" Pearl said. "Fine....just eat and go out side it's very beautiful day there" her mother sighed.

Pearl finished her breakfast and rushed out to see her friends Dolly Foxburr of loamsdown (Dolly), Ruby Loamsdown of deephallow (Ruby) and Berylla Broadbelt of Buckland (Berry). "Hi Girls!" Pearl shouted while running to her friends who where standing about hundred feet away. "Hi Pearl!" The girls shouted back to her. "So what's up today?" Pearl asked. "Well we thought that we could go and watch the boys playing football" Answered Ruby. "Cool...is Frodo Baggins there?" Asked Pearl her cheeks a little red. "Of course" Smirked Dolly. They made their way to the football field. "I have to be back 'til second breakfast then, I have packing to do..." sighed Pearl. "Why? Where are you going?" asked Berry. "I'm going to Rivendell I'll start in a new school there next week" answered Pearl. "So you are leaving the shire?" asked Ruby. "Hey Da dummy! How else would she get to the school!?" added Berry. Dolly and Pearl giggled like school girls...well actually they are. A loud gasp was heard. "Look! It's SAM!" Berry half-shouted. Pearl rolled her eyes "Of course it is".

They sat at the sides of the football field watching their Crushes play. "Oh God look...it's Folly" said Berry with a very annoyed sound. Ruby Gamgee-Took of Bywater was not their friend, they hated her, she always followed them and that was annoying them. Folly, as they named her since there is two Ruby's thinks that she really is their friend.

"Hi girls!" She greeted the other girls sitting on the grass next to the football field. "Hi Folly" The greeted her back trying to sound friendly. "Oh you are watching the boy's playing! Isn't Frodo so sexy?" She asked the others. //Grr! I'm going to kill you if you touch him!!!// Pearl toughed to herself. "I think he likes me! Don't you think that too! He always smiles at me!" Folly announced. "Of course he does!" Ruby said. Pearl got very annoyed about this conversation and changed the subject. "I have to go...it's 2nd breakfast soon...I think this is the last time we will see for a long time..." Pearl added. "Aww...do you have to go?" asked Dolly. "I'm afraid so" Pearl said and Hugged everyone for good bye except Folly whose mind was too occupied with frodo. "Farewell!" Pearl said and left her only friends there. //At least I got to see Frodo once more before I leave...// She toughed on her way home.

She got home and ate her breakfast after that she got to her room to pack her things. She tock her clothes, a picture of Frodo, toothbrush ect. Paper so she can draw. And of course her school books and notebooks, pencils ect. When she was ready it was time to go.

In LothLórien

Nienna Elensar had a big problem what she would take with her. "Why do you put such much pressure for the packing?" Asked her younger sister Gilraen. "Because!" She shouted back. "Because what?" She tried to annoy Nienna. "Just because! Now leave please! I have to get going today" Nienna Angrily shouted to her sister. "All right" Gilraen said and left the room. Nienna got everything packed with out overload pressure. "Good now I have some time some my self" She said and left the house.

She walked around Lórien like usually...but this time for the last time for a long time. (A/N: Gosh that sounded weird... anyways...) //I'm gonna...no wait I am not gonna miss this place except the shopping malls// She toughed to her self. //Hmm...I wonder if there is shopping mall's in Imladris (Rivendell) // She was so deep in her toughs that she didn't see where she was going and suddenly found herself sitting on the ground. "I could swear I was walking only second ago" She said mostly to herself.

"Amin Hiraetha , Lle anta amin tu?" **I'm sorry, do you need help?** Said a male voice. "Taneave, Hannon le" **Yes, thank you** She answered. The Male elf lifted her up and as soon as Nienna lifted her gaze she noticed that it was someone she wouldn't have wanted it to be....it was Haldir. "Haldir?" "Nienna?" They said at the same time. Nienna Rolled her eyes //nai Valaraukar tye-mátar// **May the Balrogs eat you** She said to herself in her mind. "manen nalyë?" **How are you** She asked trying to sound friendly. "ya?" **Who?** He said confused from what Nienna just asked him. "Oh valar Haldir your Grandmama!" She rolled her eyes. "Oh, I'm fine thanks...you?" Haldir asked. "Never better" Nienna Smirked. //Finally I will get FAR away from you// She thought.

"Manke nae lle autien?" **where were you going?** Asked Haldir again interupting Nienna's thoughs. "Mankoi lle irma sint?" **Why do you want to know?** Answered confused Nienna. "I dunno...just asked" Said Haldir. "Oh..." Said Nienna. Someone came to them. "Oh...this is my brother Rumil" Said Haldir pointing at the elf next to him. //oh geez! Valar save me! Ugly siblings!....um...did he say brother??// she toughed. "Quel re....Um I have to go I have busyness to take care of...Ta nae "saesa omentien lle" Namárië" ** It was "pleasure meeting you"** She said and left with a rush.

"Manna esserya?" **What's her name?** Asked Rumil. Haldir looked at him for a while with one raised eye brow ".....Esserya Nienna...mankoi?" **.....Her name is Nienna...why?**. "....is it a crime to ask?" Asked Rumil. "Lau...." **No....** answered Haldir.

Nienna walked forward away from the siblings.She walked pass an elf who had dyed his hair with many colors...like orange, blue, Lila, pink ect. And he also had flowers everywhere on his clothes. // O.O That must have been one of Haldir's siblings too// She thoughed. And She was right, though she didn't know it. The elf she just passed was Orophin.

She made her way back home to get her stuff. "Namárië Naneth ar Adar,Gilraen, Finwë ar Elerossë. Cormamin lindue ele lle." **Farewell mother and father, Gilraen, Finwë and Elerossë. My heart sings to see thee again** Nienna said and made her way to the stables. She went to get her horses equipment and came back. "Mani naa le umien sina!?" **What are you doing here!?!** She asked when she saw Haldir in the stables. "Um...just going for a.....ride..." he answered. "Oh..." Said Nienna. //I'm glad I'll get away from you....for good// she though and tagged her horse.

It was a long jorney to Rivendell. All new students approached Rivendell about same time.

// Pearl's POV // They where just at the border of Rivendell. "Why do I have to go to this stupid new elven shit school!?" Shouted Pearl. "Clean your mouth young missy!" Shouted Mrs. Danderfluff back at her daughter. " you teach bad habits to little Dimple!" Snorted Mr. Danderfluff. Pearl cursed her parents. "I wanna see the elves!! I wanna I wanna I wanna!" said the impatient little brother of Pearl's. Pearl just rolled her eyes.

Finally the carriage stopped and Pearl slowly got out of it. "Come on we don't have all the day" Said her mother. Pearl sighed, she was missing her friends who could be at the football field watching Frodo and his friends playing. //I'm sure Folly is chasing Frodo right now....argh! when I'll get back home on vacations I'll fry that sneaky hobbit!!// she planed.

She were shown to her room. It was big....for her. "Make your self at home, everyone of the student's will get a room mate" Said one elf, possibly a teacher. "Ok, thank you" Said Pearl, trying to add a little smile with it. "Lle creoso" Said the elf and left. "Huh?" wondered Pearl. //Think she said you're welcome.....//

There was a knock at the door. "Enter" Said Pearl. Her little brother rushed into the room. "Come Pearl let's go see the Elves!!" He said pulling Pearl's sleeve. "I wouldn't bee more interested about that...but sure...like there would be anything else to do" She said with an annoyed voice.

They walked around Rivendell seeing many elves. "Look pearl a pidgeon!" Shouted Dimple. "That's a crow" //T_T Idiot//. "Look, Look there's a dog there's a dog in the water!" Dimple shouted hopping around. "Well I don't know what that is but it definitely ain't a dog!" Said Pearl with a wondering look on her face.

In the pool "No fishes or birdses to eat!" Said Sméagol who sat in the pool.

// Nienna's POV// She Rode to the yard of the school and got down from the horse's back. "Mae carnen, Cam'wethrin, mellonamin." **Well done, Cam'wethrin (thief), my friend** She whispered to her horse. She Tock her horse to the stables and untagged her. She heard a voice and went to check it but there was nothing there //Hmm...I could swear I heard something// She noticed a horse that she didn't notice when she untagged Cam' wethrin. //That's a very familiar horse...where have I seen it before?// She wondered.

She went into the school and to the secretary. The schools secretary Mr. Saruman called an elf to show Nienna to her room. They walked along the long school corridor to the huts. "You'll be staying here, Creoso mellonamin,Tenna' ento lye omenta " **Welcome my friend, until next we meet** said the elf. "Hannon le, Tenna' san'" **Thank you,until then** Said Nienna. The other elf left.

Nienna unpacked and eyed her room mates stuff and clothes..they where so small. //Oh valar...I got a Dwarf for a room mate// She rolled her eyes. She got to lay on her bed and fell asleep, the jorney from Lórien to Rivendell had taken her strainght.

//Pearl's POV// The door opened and Pearl entered the room. She saw the sleeping form of the elf on the bed. //Great I got a giant for a room mate...well what do you know you're in Rivendell...this is an elf city// she thought. She got to her night table and opened one of the boxes and tock the picture of Frodo inside of it. She eyed it for long time she didn't even know how long. The Sleeping elf stirred on the other bed and opened her eyes. Pearl stared at the elves silver-like eyes for a long time with her green eyes.

"Ed' i'ear ar' elenea" said the elf. Pearl didn't understand what the elf had said but snorted to it. "To just make this sure to you elf, this is my side so you stay on yours Lle rangwa amin?" **Do you understand me?** Pearl said to the elf. The elf was silent. "I guess you don't speak men tongue then" Pearl sighed. "you assume I don't.. but I actually do" Said the elf finally. "I see..." Said Pearl.

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A/N: That was it this time...our heads are empty so we don't know what else to put hope u liked.... Tamari an si **Goodbye for now**

*~The Lórien Elf and Jenny~*