A/N: Ok The last chappy wasn't funny so I decided to put an other chappy
too maybe it's a bit funnier...
Chappy 2 Detention
Nienna's and Pearl's room
Nienna's alarm clock rang. Pearl stirred and woke up, she turned to turn her alarm off but it didn't go off, then she noticed that it was the elf's alarm who showed no sign of being awake. "Yo Elf! It's your alarm!! Turn it off!" Shouted Pearl to the elf who just snored on the other bed. Pearl threw a pillow to the elf but she didn't wake up. Pearl started to throw things to the elf but she still didn't wake up. "ELF!! YOUR ALARM IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!" Pearl shouted to a megaphone. And still...nothing.
Pearl started to get very annoyed so she ripped her pillow to thousand peace's, feathers flew all over the room and one of them flew on the elf's nose...who woke up. The elf yawned. "you look terrible" She said to the hobbit. "Your alarm is making me nuts turn it off or I'll smash it" Said the annoyed hobbit. "sure, sure" Answered the elf and turned off the alarm.
Both of them got dressed and made their way to the cafeteria. At the way to the cafeteria Nienna saw an other elf who passed them //I could swear that was the hippie elf I saw in Lórien// she though. Only few seconds later an other elf passed them // I could swear that was Haldir's brother...what was his name again...Rum....um...anyways...couldn't be him// Nienna wondered.
The got to the cafeteria and to the breakfast line. They got their b.fast and where walking to a table when Nienna dumped into someone and her tray fell on the floor. "Aiya Hannon le!" **Oh thank you!** Nienna shouted. "Amin hiraetha" **I'm sorry** Said the other elf. //Oh no...It can't be..// she toughed and lifted her gaze to the other elf. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" **EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK** Shouted Nienna trough the loud noise in the cafeteria. Everyone went silent and turned their gaze to Nienna. "MANI NAA LLE UMIEN SINA!!!!???" **What are you doing here!?** Asked Nienna in a shock. "I could ask the same question from you" said confused Haldir.
"I go to school here!" Snorted Nienna. "Likewise" Said Haldir. "Oh valar" Said Nienna under her breath. And made her way to the table. Pearl was confused. They sat down and Pearl started to eat. Haldir also sat at the table. //Oh Geez// toughed Nienna. "Are you following me?" asked annoyed Nienna. "Amin khiluva lle a' gurtha ar' thar" **I will follow you to death and beyond** Teased Haldir. Nienna rolled her eyes. "I have noticed" She said. Pearl tried to ignore the elves conversation and focus on thinking about Frodo. "Aren't you going to eat?" Asked Haldir. "You threw my tray on the floor remember" she answered with a annoyed voice. "Oh yea...I'll get you a new one" He said and stood up and went to get some food for Nienna.
"Ex Boyfriend?" Asked Pearl. "HELL NO" Shouted Nienna. "That guy has been annoying me my whole life!" Said Nienna. "Oh." Added Pearl. "May I ask one stupid question?" Asked Nienna. "Yes, go ahead" answered Pearl. "Isn't it a little hard to eat...when you don't even see where you put the fork" Nienna asked again. "Um...kinda" Answered Pearl.
"Here" Said Haldir who brought some food for Nienna. "Oh thank you..." said Nienna. Just then Rumil and the hippie elf approached their table. "Quel amrum" **Good morning** Said Rumil. "hama sinome" **have a seat** said Haldir. //So it was Rum....// Toughed Nienna. "This is my other brother Orophin" said Haldir pointing at the guy next to him. //ehehe...tree ugly siblings....// Toughed Nienna. "Whose tray is this?" Said Rumil looking at the tray in front of him. "It's the hobbit's" Said Nienna. "What Hobbit?" Asked the Siblings. "You're sitting on her, Rum." Said Nienna raising her eyebrows. "Oops" Said Rumil and stood up.
"Watch where you sit you giant!" Shouted Pearl. "I am terribly sorry I didn't see you there" Apologized Rumil. Pearl Mumbled something. All of them finished their b.fast's and got to class.
First class was Chemistry. Their Teacher was Mr. Gimli son of Glóin. (A/N: if that's not correct don't sue!) "Good morning children" He greeted the class behind the desk, unfortunately only his forehead was shown behind it. He climbed on his chair so he could see the class. "Now Let's see who are here...Frodo Baggins?" Said Mr. Gimli with a harsh voice. At this Pearl's eyes grew big and her face went red. "I'm here" Answered Frodo. "Ok...Samwise Gamgee?". "Here". "Meriadoc Brandyback?" "Here". "Peregrin Took?" "here". "Arwen?" "Yeah". "Aragorn son of Arathorn?" "Like yea". "Pearl Danderfluff?" "what...oh yea....unfortunately". "Nienna Elensar?" "huh?". "Legolas Greenleaf?" "Lle naa vanima" He said to himself while looking into a mirror. "detention...."Mumbled Mr. Gimli to Legolas. "What did I do?" asked Legolas. "You are here..." Answered Mr. Gimli. Legolas Snorted to that. "Legolas take that hood of" Mr. Gimli commented. "No" Said Legolas inspecting his finger nails. "Detention" Smirked Gimli. "Rumil, Orophin and Haldir?" "Yes" They answered. "Elladan and Elrohir?" "Yes" They said in a choir. "You forgot us!" Shouted some one from the back. "Oh yes and Sméagol".
"Today we will do all kinds of examines...you need..." Mr. Gimli explained what chemicals they will need to the exam's. "Oh yes...everyone need's a pair.....Merry and Pippin, Elladan and Elrohir, Pearl and Frodo, Sam and Sméagol, Rumil and Aragorn, Arwen and Orophin, Nienna and Haldir" "Tye-mancuva" **I will Kill you** Said Nienna to Gimli. Said Mr. Gimli. "Hey what about me!?" cried Legolas. "Detention" Said Mr. Gimli. "Again?!" Legolas mumbled. "You didn't raise your hand" added Mr.Gimli. "Oh yes...hmm...where could I put you....got to Nienna's and Haldir's group" Mr. Gimli said.
"Arwen can I borrow your perfume?" Asked Merry. "Um...sure" answered confused Arwen. Everyone where doing their exam. Legolas threw paper balls at Mr. Gimli. "LEGOLAS!!" Shouted Mr. Gimli angrily. "It was her!" Legolas pointed at Rumil. Nienna and Haldir started to laugh loudly. "You know it is against the school rules to throw paper balls at teachers, young miss Rumil" Murmured Mr. Gimli. "HEY!" shouted Rumil for objection. "Anyways-"Mr. Gimli got to say when he was hit by rolled news paper "THATS MY LINE" Nienna shouted. Mr. Gimli snorted and continue his sentence "Legolas you get detention" added Mr. Gimli. "From what?!" Legolas said mostly at himself. There was a loud boom in the class.
"LEGOLAS!" Shouted Mr. Gimli. "WHAT DID I DO!?" He shouted back. "Pippin look what you did! I said two drops not hundred!" Merry whispered. "Oops" Said Pippin. "To the Principals Office now, young Greenleaf!" Mr. Gimli said angrily. "Hey I didn't do anything!!" Legolas Convinced. "Detention!" Mr. Gimli said again. "For what breathing?" Asked Legolas while Mr. Gimli pushed him to the door. "Indeed" He answered.
"Why is it so hard to behave Mr. Greenleaf?" Asked Mr. Gimli at the way to the Principals office. "There is nothing wrong with my behavior!" Legolas snorted. "Phah...just shut up for a while!" Mr. Gimli demanded. "Hey! I'm the Prince here! Not you!" Legolas said out loud. "That doesn't relieve you from detentions mister." Mr. Gimli snorted again. Legolas rolled his eyes.
Break finally came. Nienna and Pearl sat in the "living room" watching Tv. There was also Frodo and his friends in the room playing PS2. Pearl really didn't watch Tv, she watched Frodo of course. "I'll visit the wc" Said Rumil. "The little girl's room is that way" Legolas said and pointed at the girl's wc. "Hmph!" He lifted his nose (you know the way he looks in the movie when he is shown at the first time).
Boromir was looking for any kind of toy's but unfortunately he didn't find any. "I told you there wouldn't be any toy's here!" said Faramir to his Brother. "I miss my action man!" Cried Boromir.
Legolas tock his hood of and started to brush his hair. Nienna just now, realized how good looking Legolas was. Nienna's jaw dropped on the floor and her tongue rolled out. Sméagol rolled the tongue back into Nienna's mouth "We thinks this belongs to you" he said and closed Nienna's jaw.
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A/N: Hope it wasn't too short. Poor Leggy gets detention even from breathing! Bad Mr. Gimli! *Hit's him with a frying pan*
Mr. Gimli: X__x
Anyways....I'll wait for reviews....hopefully someone will review.
*~The Lórien Elf and Jenny~*
Chappy 2 Detention
Nienna's and Pearl's room
Nienna's alarm clock rang. Pearl stirred and woke up, she turned to turn her alarm off but it didn't go off, then she noticed that it was the elf's alarm who showed no sign of being awake. "Yo Elf! It's your alarm!! Turn it off!" Shouted Pearl to the elf who just snored on the other bed. Pearl threw a pillow to the elf but she didn't wake up. Pearl started to throw things to the elf but she still didn't wake up. "ELF!! YOUR ALARM IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!" Pearl shouted to a megaphone. And still...nothing.
Pearl started to get very annoyed so she ripped her pillow to thousand peace's, feathers flew all over the room and one of them flew on the elf's nose...who woke up. The elf yawned. "you look terrible" She said to the hobbit. "Your alarm is making me nuts turn it off or I'll smash it" Said the annoyed hobbit. "sure, sure" Answered the elf and turned off the alarm.
Both of them got dressed and made their way to the cafeteria. At the way to the cafeteria Nienna saw an other elf who passed them //I could swear that was the hippie elf I saw in Lórien// she though. Only few seconds later an other elf passed them // I could swear that was Haldir's brother...what was his name again...Rum....um...anyways...couldn't be him// Nienna wondered.
The got to the cafeteria and to the breakfast line. They got their b.fast and where walking to a table when Nienna dumped into someone and her tray fell on the floor. "Aiya Hannon le!" **Oh thank you!** Nienna shouted. "Amin hiraetha" **I'm sorry** Said the other elf. //Oh no...It can't be..// she toughed and lifted her gaze to the other elf. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" **EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK** Shouted Nienna trough the loud noise in the cafeteria. Everyone went silent and turned their gaze to Nienna. "MANI NAA LLE UMIEN SINA!!!!???" **What are you doing here!?** Asked Nienna in a shock. "I could ask the same question from you" said confused Haldir.
"I go to school here!" Snorted Nienna. "Likewise" Said Haldir. "Oh valar" Said Nienna under her breath. And made her way to the table. Pearl was confused. They sat down and Pearl started to eat. Haldir also sat at the table. //Oh Geez// toughed Nienna. "Are you following me?" asked annoyed Nienna. "Amin khiluva lle a' gurtha ar' thar" **I will follow you to death and beyond** Teased Haldir. Nienna rolled her eyes. "I have noticed" She said. Pearl tried to ignore the elves conversation and focus on thinking about Frodo. "Aren't you going to eat?" Asked Haldir. "You threw my tray on the floor remember" she answered with a annoyed voice. "Oh yea...I'll get you a new one" He said and stood up and went to get some food for Nienna.
"Ex Boyfriend?" Asked Pearl. "HELL NO" Shouted Nienna. "That guy has been annoying me my whole life!" Said Nienna. "Oh." Added Pearl. "May I ask one stupid question?" Asked Nienna. "Yes, go ahead" answered Pearl. "Isn't it a little hard to eat...when you don't even see where you put the fork" Nienna asked again. "Um...kinda" Answered Pearl.
"Here" Said Haldir who brought some food for Nienna. "Oh thank you..." said Nienna. Just then Rumil and the hippie elf approached their table. "Quel amrum" **Good morning** Said Rumil. "hama sinome" **have a seat** said Haldir. //So it was Rum....// Toughed Nienna. "This is my other brother Orophin" said Haldir pointing at the guy next to him. //ehehe...tree ugly siblings....// Toughed Nienna. "Whose tray is this?" Said Rumil looking at the tray in front of him. "It's the hobbit's" Said Nienna. "What Hobbit?" Asked the Siblings. "You're sitting on her, Rum." Said Nienna raising her eyebrows. "Oops" Said Rumil and stood up.
"Watch where you sit you giant!" Shouted Pearl. "I am terribly sorry I didn't see you there" Apologized Rumil. Pearl Mumbled something. All of them finished their b.fast's and got to class.
First class was Chemistry. Their Teacher was Mr. Gimli son of Glóin. (A/N: if that's not correct don't sue!) "Good morning children" He greeted the class behind the desk, unfortunately only his forehead was shown behind it. He climbed on his chair so he could see the class. "Now Let's see who are here...Frodo Baggins?" Said Mr. Gimli with a harsh voice. At this Pearl's eyes grew big and her face went red. "I'm here" Answered Frodo. "Ok...Samwise Gamgee?". "Here". "Meriadoc Brandyback?" "Here". "Peregrin Took?" "here". "Arwen?" "Yeah". "Aragorn son of Arathorn?" "Like yea". "Pearl Danderfluff?" "what...oh yea....unfortunately". "Nienna Elensar?" "huh?". "Legolas Greenleaf?" "Lle naa vanima" He said to himself while looking into a mirror. "detention...."Mumbled Mr. Gimli to Legolas. "What did I do?" asked Legolas. "You are here..." Answered Mr. Gimli. Legolas Snorted to that. "Legolas take that hood of" Mr. Gimli commented. "No" Said Legolas inspecting his finger nails. "Detention" Smirked Gimli. "Rumil, Orophin and Haldir?" "Yes" They answered. "Elladan and Elrohir?" "Yes" They said in a choir. "You forgot us!" Shouted some one from the back. "Oh yes and Sméagol".
"Today we will do all kinds of examines...you need..." Mr. Gimli explained what chemicals they will need to the exam's. "Oh yes...everyone need's a pair.....Merry and Pippin, Elladan and Elrohir, Pearl and Frodo, Sam and Sméagol, Rumil and Aragorn, Arwen and Orophin, Nienna and Haldir" "Tye-mancuva" **I will Kill you** Said Nienna to Gimli. Said Mr. Gimli. "Hey what about me!?" cried Legolas. "Detention" Said Mr. Gimli. "Again?!" Legolas mumbled. "You didn't raise your hand" added Mr.Gimli. "Oh yes...hmm...where could I put you....got to Nienna's and Haldir's group" Mr. Gimli said.
"Arwen can I borrow your perfume?" Asked Merry. "Um...sure" answered confused Arwen. Everyone where doing their exam. Legolas threw paper balls at Mr. Gimli. "LEGOLAS!!" Shouted Mr. Gimli angrily. "It was her!" Legolas pointed at Rumil. Nienna and Haldir started to laugh loudly. "You know it is against the school rules to throw paper balls at teachers, young miss Rumil" Murmured Mr. Gimli. "HEY!" shouted Rumil for objection. "Anyways-"Mr. Gimli got to say when he was hit by rolled news paper "THATS MY LINE" Nienna shouted. Mr. Gimli snorted and continue his sentence "Legolas you get detention" added Mr. Gimli. "From what?!" Legolas said mostly at himself. There was a loud boom in the class.
"LEGOLAS!" Shouted Mr. Gimli. "WHAT DID I DO!?" He shouted back. "Pippin look what you did! I said two drops not hundred!" Merry whispered. "Oops" Said Pippin. "To the Principals Office now, young Greenleaf!" Mr. Gimli said angrily. "Hey I didn't do anything!!" Legolas Convinced. "Detention!" Mr. Gimli said again. "For what breathing?" Asked Legolas while Mr. Gimli pushed him to the door. "Indeed" He answered.
"Why is it so hard to behave Mr. Greenleaf?" Asked Mr. Gimli at the way to the Principals office. "There is nothing wrong with my behavior!" Legolas snorted. "Phah...just shut up for a while!" Mr. Gimli demanded. "Hey! I'm the Prince here! Not you!" Legolas said out loud. "That doesn't relieve you from detentions mister." Mr. Gimli snorted again. Legolas rolled his eyes.
Break finally came. Nienna and Pearl sat in the "living room" watching Tv. There was also Frodo and his friends in the room playing PS2. Pearl really didn't watch Tv, she watched Frodo of course. "I'll visit the wc" Said Rumil. "The little girl's room is that way" Legolas said and pointed at the girl's wc. "Hmph!" He lifted his nose (you know the way he looks in the movie when he is shown at the first time).
Boromir was looking for any kind of toy's but unfortunately he didn't find any. "I told you there wouldn't be any toy's here!" said Faramir to his Brother. "I miss my action man!" Cried Boromir.
Legolas tock his hood of and started to brush his hair. Nienna just now, realized how good looking Legolas was. Nienna's jaw dropped on the floor and her tongue rolled out. Sméagol rolled the tongue back into Nienna's mouth "We thinks this belongs to you" he said and closed Nienna's jaw.
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A/N: Hope it wasn't too short. Poor Leggy gets detention even from breathing! Bad Mr. Gimli! *Hit's him with a frying pan*
Mr. Gimli: X__x
Anyways....I'll wait for reviews....hopefully someone will review.
*~The Lórien Elf and Jenny~*