Shadow: All right! It's time to start! Go for it Neji! Oh, wait hold on!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or The Lion King! (do I seriously have to put this up on every single page? How troublesome!)
Shikamaru: I couldn't agree more.
Neji: Once there were some people who lived on a rock...
Shadow: -_-* oh dear...
Neji: *hopeful expression* So I don't have to be Narrator?
Shadow: ... no.
*Konohamaru randomly runs in and transforms into Donald Trump*
Konohamaru: YOU'RE FIRED!
Neji: Score!
Shadow: *sigh* IRUKA!
Iruka: What?
Shadow: You're Narrator! Go!
Iruka: *whines* But I thought I lucked out and I didn't have to be in this stupid thing... wait, you mean now?
Shadow: Yes Iruka, now! *shoves giant volume into Iruka's lap* All you have to do is read! Now go!
Iruka: The Lion King?
Shadow: Yes, The Lion King! Got a problem with it?
Iruka: No...
Shadow: Good.
Iruka: *opens giant volume* In some distant country there was a city built on a giant rock called Konoha Village. All the surrounding villages heard that the King Sasuke and Queen Sakura had a son and sent out their ambassadors to honor the King and Queen's son. This is the most messed up thing I have ever read...
Gai: NAAAANNNNTTTTTTSSSS INGONYAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGIIIITHI BABA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ten-Ten and Temari: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama....
Gai: NAAAANNNNTTTTTTSSSS INGONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGIIIIIIIIIIIIITHI BABA!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough hack* I ... can't... breathe... *faints*
Ten-Ten and Temari: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama.... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala...
Ten-Ten: From the day we arrive on this planet
Temari: And blinking, step into the sun
Ten-Ten and Temari: There is more to see than can ever be seen
Gai: More...to...do than can... *gasp* ever... be... *faints*
Ten-Ten: There is far to much to take in here... yeah right! It's just a bunch of people walking towards this stupid giant boulder!
Temari: More to find than can ever be found... what are we supposed to finding Ten-Ten?
Ten-Ten: I dunno... Waldo?
Temari: Oo*
Gai: *suddenly rejuvenated* With the sun rolling high! Through the sapphire sky! Keeps great and small on the endless rooooound! (Oh it's soooo beautiful!)
Ten-Ten and Temari: It's the Circle of life! And it moves us all!
Temari: Through despair and hope... hey! Where was this circle thing when that badger possessed my brother?
Ten-Ten: Through faith and love!
Gai: Till we find our place! On the path unwinding!
Ten-Ten Temari and Gai: In the Circle... The Circle of Life...
*We see Kakashi bent over Sakura who is holding a plushie of baby Naruto. Sasuke is standing nearby*
Kakashi: Heheeheee! I put grape juice onna dollie!
Sasuke: This is so wrong...
Kakashi: I bind up the foxy in 'is tummy! Now Queen have a Prince dollie! I go show everyone Prince dollie yes?
Sakura: Yes master show everyone the... er... Prince dollie... At long last I'm actually married to Sasuke! This dumb movie is a dream come true!
Kakashi: This role is going to give me brain damage... I mean um... Yes! Yes! Everyone see the Prince Dollie! Come now Foxy Prince Dollie! We show all the villagers your birth boxers!
Sasuke: Birth Boxers?
Sakura: The baby's first boxers! I picked the traditional teddy bears!
Sasuke: I don't care if it's Itachi but someone please kill her!
Kakashi: Uh oh marriage trouble...
*Kakashi approaches the summit and lifts the plushie high into the air and all the ninjas go wild*
Gai: IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRCCCLLEEEE OF LIII * cough* IIFE! *cough**cough**cough**cough* ugh... I'm done now...
Shadow: Hang in there Gai you're almost done! I have yet to see ears bleed!
Naruto: Mine are! Thick Brows-sensei is ruining my opening scene!
Shadow: Your plushie's opening scene...
Naruto: It's MY plushie isn't it?
Temari and Ten-Ten: And it moves us all! Through despair and hope... Through faith and love! Till we find our place... on the path unwinding! In the Circle...
Gai: The Circle *gasp* of... LIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEE!
*Sound of Gai's body hitting the floor*
DUM!
THE RAMEN KING
Shadow: Yes! *chuckle* I've killed Gai! At long last!
Gai: Still... breathing... miracle...
Shadow: -_-* so close...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or The Lion King! (do I seriously have to put this up on every single page? How troublesome!)
Shikamaru: I couldn't agree more.
Neji: Once there were some people who lived on a rock...
Shadow: -_-* oh dear...
Neji: *hopeful expression* So I don't have to be Narrator?
Shadow: ... no.
*Konohamaru randomly runs in and transforms into Donald Trump*
Konohamaru: YOU'RE FIRED!
Neji: Score!
Shadow: *sigh* IRUKA!
Iruka: What?
Shadow: You're Narrator! Go!
Iruka: *whines* But I thought I lucked out and I didn't have to be in this stupid thing... wait, you mean now?
Shadow: Yes Iruka, now! *shoves giant volume into Iruka's lap* All you have to do is read! Now go!
Iruka: The Lion King?
Shadow: Yes, The Lion King! Got a problem with it?
Iruka: No...
Shadow: Good.
Iruka: *opens giant volume* In some distant country there was a city built on a giant rock called Konoha Village. All the surrounding villages heard that the King Sasuke and Queen Sakura had a son and sent out their ambassadors to honor the King and Queen's son. This is the most messed up thing I have ever read...
Gai: NAAAANNNNTTTTTTSSSS INGONYAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGIIIITHI BABA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ten-Ten and Temari: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama....
Gai: NAAAANNNNTTTTTTSSSS INGONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGIIIIIIIIIIIIITHI BABA!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough hack* I ... can't... breathe... *faints*
Ten-Ten and Temari: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama.... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala... Ingonyama nengw' enamabala...
Ten-Ten: From the day we arrive on this planet
Temari: And blinking, step into the sun
Ten-Ten and Temari: There is more to see than can ever be seen
Gai: More...to...do than can... *gasp* ever... be... *faints*
Ten-Ten: There is far to much to take in here... yeah right! It's just a bunch of people walking towards this stupid giant boulder!
Temari: More to find than can ever be found... what are we supposed to finding Ten-Ten?
Ten-Ten: I dunno... Waldo?
Temari: Oo*
Gai: *suddenly rejuvenated* With the sun rolling high! Through the sapphire sky! Keeps great and small on the endless rooooound! (Oh it's soooo beautiful!)
Ten-Ten and Temari: It's the Circle of life! And it moves us all!
Temari: Through despair and hope... hey! Where was this circle thing when that badger possessed my brother?
Ten-Ten: Through faith and love!
Gai: Till we find our place! On the path unwinding!
Ten-Ten Temari and Gai: In the Circle... The Circle of Life...
*We see Kakashi bent over Sakura who is holding a plushie of baby Naruto. Sasuke is standing nearby*
Kakashi: Heheeheee! I put grape juice onna dollie!
Sasuke: This is so wrong...
Kakashi: I bind up the foxy in 'is tummy! Now Queen have a Prince dollie! I go show everyone Prince dollie yes?
Sakura: Yes master show everyone the... er... Prince dollie... At long last I'm actually married to Sasuke! This dumb movie is a dream come true!
Kakashi: This role is going to give me brain damage... I mean um... Yes! Yes! Everyone see the Prince Dollie! Come now Foxy Prince Dollie! We show all the villagers your birth boxers!
Sasuke: Birth Boxers?
Sakura: The baby's first boxers! I picked the traditional teddy bears!
Sasuke: I don't care if it's Itachi but someone please kill her!
Kakashi: Uh oh marriage trouble...
*Kakashi approaches the summit and lifts the plushie high into the air and all the ninjas go wild*
Gai: IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRCCCLLEEEE OF LIII * cough* IIFE! *cough**cough**cough**cough* ugh... I'm done now...
Shadow: Hang in there Gai you're almost done! I have yet to see ears bleed!
Naruto: Mine are! Thick Brows-sensei is ruining my opening scene!
Shadow: Your plushie's opening scene...
Naruto: It's MY plushie isn't it?
Temari and Ten-Ten: And it moves us all! Through despair and hope... Through faith and love! Till we find our place... on the path unwinding! In the Circle...
Gai: The Circle *gasp* of... LIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEE!
*Sound of Gai's body hitting the floor*
DUM!
THE RAMEN KING
Shadow: Yes! *chuckle* I've killed Gai! At long last!
Gai: Still... breathing... miracle...
Shadow: -_-* so close...