A/N: Ok we tried to think of something funny hope this one is well my sister liked it when she read it.....anyways...... argh that word is annoying me (T_T)...Oh yes and we apologize for writing...... (thinks for a moment to find the right explanation) ...so it is hard to read...hope that went right

Empyreal: It was nice to hear – um read that you liked it and thanks for the tip ^^ Though I'm not sure if I understood it right (me and my "good" knowledge of English you know ^__~)

Chappy 3 "P.E."

Next they had PE. The teacher for Girls was Mrs. Galadriel and for boys Mr. Celeborn. Today the boys and girls had the same class. Rumil followed Orophin and Haldir to the boys locker room. "Umh....the girls locker room is that way young missy" Said Celeborn to Rumil, because he toughed he was a she. "Mr. Celeborn...I am a boy...see? No boobs" Said Rumil pointing to his chest. "Oh...go on then" Said Celeborn.

"Today we have ballet!" Said Galadriel to the class. A loud gasp was heard in the gym. Celeborn slowly turned his head to Galadriel (A/N: like in the movie xD That look on his face :'D) "What are you talking about hag? We have gymnastic!" said Celeborn with one raised eyebrow. "Phew" said the class except Éowyn who loved ballet.

"We don't likes these underwear!" Cried Sméagol who was wearing shorts, sweat bandana, a T-shirt and puma trainers. (A/N: Cute eh? ^^) "shut up, stinky" Said Sam. "Stop calling people names!" Frodo angrily snorted. "Yes...why does it hate poor Sméagol?" Sméagol cried. "Phah..." Sam snorted.

"Ok first we go out to run the field around 300 times" Celeborn said. "GASP!" the class cried. "Go on, children" Galadriel smiled. "300 times!!??" Pearl cried. "I have VERY short legs! It will take me hundred years to run it 300 times!" She cried again. "Quit yapping. Come on, it's not that bad." Said Legolas, all ready running. Nienna's tongue rolled when she saw Legolas in shorts and sleeveless shirt.

Elladan and Elrohir rolled Nienna's tongue back into her mouth. "We think this belongs to you." The twins said. Nienna raised one eyebrow "I think I've heard that somewhere before." She said and started to run. Sméagol was jumping like a frog. "100 times all ready precious" Sméagol said to himself. Orophin was also jumping, but in a girlish way and throwing flowers everywhere on his way. "Peace!" He yelled.

Éowyn danced her way around the field she was wearing a pink tutu. Éomer ran pass her "You are not my sister. "Éomer shouted. Arwen had to drag Aragorn 'cause of his bad shape. "Aragorn you have to start a diet! You weight a ton!" Arwen cried. "300!" Sméagol shouted and made an happy dance and went to the teachers who were making up... "Um... We apologize for interrupting you, but we makes it 300!" Sméagol said. Celeborn and Galadriel first looked to each other then to the other students running at the field.

"The elves are still running, so go back and start counting better! We have to put you into a remedial instruction at math classes!" Said Celeborn. Sméagol mumbled something and made his way back to the field and started counting again.

"One! Finally I have run this field around once!" Shouted Pearl. Nienna passed Pearl. "200" she said. "200? I'm on 299" said Legolas who passed Nienna. "You started running before I even got to the field!" Nienna said and Legolas stuck out his tongue at Nienna. Frodo passed Pearl with Sam not far behind him. "Breath Samwise!" Pearl shouted to Sam. "I take that as an insult" Snorted Sam.

The elves had ran the field in about 30 minutes and the others in an hour. "Shower!" Pearl shouted, she had been sweating like Niagra falls. (A/N: I never understood at the English classes that is there a "the" in front of Niagra ) "I wish we had had Ballet" Éowyn said. "I disagree with you" Pearl said and rolled her eyes.

It was lunch break and everyone were at the cafeteria. Mr. Gimli was the "guard" there, Boromir passed someone at the front of the lunch line. "Legolas! Detention!" Mr. Gimli shouted. Legolas peaked from the end of the line "what did I do now?!" Legolas yelped. "You exist!" Mr. Gimli grinned.

Nienna and Pearl sat at the table where Arwen, Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Legolas, Elladan and Elrohir where. Pearl tried to search for an eye sight for Frodo. She couldn't find him cause he was standing behind her. "I love mushrooms" Said Pearl. "Yuck...they are even yuckier than...um...I dunno but they are yucky anyways" Said Nienna. "Do you ever eat anything else than Lembas?" asked Pearl. "Of course I do...but I don't like the food what is served now" Answered Nienna.

The principal made an announcement trough the Master receiver. (A/N: Don't know the right word for it in English) "This is your Principal Thing Kióden- I mean King Théoden. The next two cancels have been classed – um I mean Classes have been canceled. Because of a meeting for the faculty. Have a dice nay- I mean have a nice day" Théoden finished. There was a loud huzzah in the cafeteria.

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A/N: Sorry if it was a little short.... So what do you think? Should I continue- er I mean....should we continue? Well tell your opinions about the story (and continuing) by reviewing ^^

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