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Shadow: So Gai is still living... perhaps not for long...
*Shadow straps the barely alive Gai onto a table with wheels and cheerfully rolls him out onto the next scene, Gaara is watching from inside a dimly lit cave*
Iruka: Just after the ceremony we see the brother of King Sasuke, Gaara, loathing and thinking murderous thoughts with a helpless victim lying in his eyesight.
Gaara: *pulls table inside cave* Life's not fair is it? You see... I shall never be Hokage...and you...
Gai: *cough* I thought the line was... I shall never be king?
Gaara: Do not contradict me! Ninja King, Hokage, same thing! And you shall never see the light of another day! So there!
*sand begins to creep around the table*
Lee: *hops in* Didn't your mother ever tell you... *sees Gai on table* NOT TO KILL GAI-SENSEI!
Gaara: What do YOU want?
*Gaara bumps the table as he gets up and Lee watches in dismay as Gai rolls down a hill and off the set*
Lee: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Lee: Um... King Sasuke is coming... *sniffle* I'M COMING GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!
*Lee begans to run off but Gaara catches him with his sand*
Gaara: Oooooo I quiver with fear...
Lee: Gaara... *trys to get out of sand* don't look at me that way.... HELP! *sand covers Lee's mouth*
Sasuke: Gaara! Put him down! You don't know where he's been!
Gaara: He's been right here...
Sasuke: -_-* you don't get it do you?
Gaara: Yeah... I think I do... OH SICK! Get it away!
*Lee emerges sitting in a sandy mess in front of Sasuke*
Garaa: Why if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the comoners...
Sasuke: Sakura and I didn't see you at the presentation of Naruto... or... Naruto's plushie...
*Gaara draws kunai knife and tests it's edge on his finger*
Gaara: That was today? Oh I feel simply... AWFUL!
*As Gaara says 'awful' he scratches the rock wall behind him with the kunai making a horrible "fingernails on chalkboard sound"*
Gaara: *shrugs* Must've slipped my mind...
Lee: Yes well as slippery as my mind... er... I mean your mind is... as the King's brother you should have been first in line!
*Gaara throws kunai narrowly missing Lee's head*
Lee: O_O
Gaara: Well I was first in line... until that cursed kitsune was born...
Sasuke: That Kitsune (though I shudder to think of it) is my... uh...um...my... son. And your future Hokage! Hahaha! I said it! *points at Shadow offstage* YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD SAY IT BUT I SAID IT!!!
Shadow: -_-* this is not my day... Sasuke is actually happy, and Gai seems to be made of some indestructible stuffs...
Gai: I'm alive... Isn't that great! *gives Shadow scary Gai-smile*
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Gaara: Shut up! I'll just practice my curtsy!
*Gaara lifts up the edges of his shirt and begins curtseying toward Sasuke and Lee, trying very hard to get it right*
Gaara: What do you think? More of a dip? Or should I just come back later with a skirt on?
*Gaara begins to leave*
Lee: O.O ... No... that's really okay... we'll manage...
Sasuke: Don't turn your back on ME Gaara!
Gaara: *does curtsy again* oh NO Sasuke... perhaps YOU shouldn't turn your back on me...
Sasuke: Is that a challenge?
Gaara: You bet it is! BRING IT ON PIN-UP BOY!
Sasuke: SHUT UP MR. SHCIZOPHRENIC! AT LEAST I'M NOT A KILLING PHSYCO WHO STILL HAS HIS TEDDY BEAR!
Gaara: *gasp* MOTHER I'LL BRING YOU SOME SWEET BLOOD TONIGHT!!!
Lee: O.O* uh... Gaara... that's not in the script...
Gaara: *digs out script* What? This sucks! I'm like a wimp! "I wouldn't dream of challenging you?" Sheesh... well apparently I've got brains and you don't so I'll just walk away...
Lee: *Sigh* There's one in every family sire... Two in mine actually...
Sasuke: You and Gai are the two right?
Lee: Is Gai in my family?
Sasuke: You mean he isn't? *shudder* Oh what am I going to do with him?
Lee: Oh I find if you just give him some orange juice...
Sasuke: NOT GAI! GAARA!
Lee: right... well he'd make a VERY handsome throw-rug...
Sasuke: O.O Lee...
Lee: ... and whenever he gets dirty (which he always is) you can take 'em out and beat him!
Sasuke: Heh that actually sounds kinda cool...
Lee: You know... I'm sure that orange juice thing works for everyone...
Sasuke: Stop while you're ahead...
Lee: *hangs head* yessir...
Shadow: Yay! I'm getting reviews! Thanks everyone I'm glad you like it! (I hope you're happy TeddyBearOfDoom... Gai's still living...)
Gai: *evil grin* That I am!
Lee: *evil grin* That he is! Gai-sensei cannot be beaten!
Shadow: *rubs temples* Kakashi – kun has beaten your precious Gai-sensei many times...and pleeeaaase don't say that again... it's too tempting...
Shadow: So Gai is still living... perhaps not for long...
*Shadow straps the barely alive Gai onto a table with wheels and cheerfully rolls him out onto the next scene, Gaara is watching from inside a dimly lit cave*
Iruka: Just after the ceremony we see the brother of King Sasuke, Gaara, loathing and thinking murderous thoughts with a helpless victim lying in his eyesight.
Gaara: *pulls table inside cave* Life's not fair is it? You see... I shall never be Hokage...and you...
Gai: *cough* I thought the line was... I shall never be king?
Gaara: Do not contradict me! Ninja King, Hokage, same thing! And you shall never see the light of another day! So there!
*sand begins to creep around the table*
Lee: *hops in* Didn't your mother ever tell you... *sees Gai on table* NOT TO KILL GAI-SENSEI!
Gaara: What do YOU want?
*Gaara bumps the table as he gets up and Lee watches in dismay as Gai rolls down a hill and off the set*
Lee: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Lee: Um... King Sasuke is coming... *sniffle* I'M COMING GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!
*Lee begans to run off but Gaara catches him with his sand*
Gaara: Oooooo I quiver with fear...
Lee: Gaara... *trys to get out of sand* don't look at me that way.... HELP! *sand covers Lee's mouth*
Sasuke: Gaara! Put him down! You don't know where he's been!
Gaara: He's been right here...
Sasuke: -_-* you don't get it do you?
Gaara: Yeah... I think I do... OH SICK! Get it away!
*Lee emerges sitting in a sandy mess in front of Sasuke*
Garaa: Why if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the comoners...
Sasuke: Sakura and I didn't see you at the presentation of Naruto... or... Naruto's plushie...
*Gaara draws kunai knife and tests it's edge on his finger*
Gaara: That was today? Oh I feel simply... AWFUL!
*As Gaara says 'awful' he scratches the rock wall behind him with the kunai making a horrible "fingernails on chalkboard sound"*
Gaara: *shrugs* Must've slipped my mind...
Lee: Yes well as slippery as my mind... er... I mean your mind is... as the King's brother you should have been first in line!
*Gaara throws kunai narrowly missing Lee's head*
Lee: O_O
Gaara: Well I was first in line... until that cursed kitsune was born...
Sasuke: That Kitsune (though I shudder to think of it) is my... uh...um...my... son. And your future Hokage! Hahaha! I said it! *points at Shadow offstage* YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD SAY IT BUT I SAID IT!!!
Shadow: -_-* this is not my day... Sasuke is actually happy, and Gai seems to be made of some indestructible stuffs...
Gai: I'm alive... Isn't that great! *gives Shadow scary Gai-smile*
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Gaara: Shut up! I'll just practice my curtsy!
*Gaara lifts up the edges of his shirt and begins curtseying toward Sasuke and Lee, trying very hard to get it right*
Gaara: What do you think? More of a dip? Or should I just come back later with a skirt on?
*Gaara begins to leave*
Lee: O.O ... No... that's really okay... we'll manage...
Sasuke: Don't turn your back on ME Gaara!
Gaara: *does curtsy again* oh NO Sasuke... perhaps YOU shouldn't turn your back on me...
Sasuke: Is that a challenge?
Gaara: You bet it is! BRING IT ON PIN-UP BOY!
Sasuke: SHUT UP MR. SHCIZOPHRENIC! AT LEAST I'M NOT A KILLING PHSYCO WHO STILL HAS HIS TEDDY BEAR!
Gaara: *gasp* MOTHER I'LL BRING YOU SOME SWEET BLOOD TONIGHT!!!
Lee: O.O* uh... Gaara... that's not in the script...
Gaara: *digs out script* What? This sucks! I'm like a wimp! "I wouldn't dream of challenging you?" Sheesh... well apparently I've got brains and you don't so I'll just walk away...
Lee: *Sigh* There's one in every family sire... Two in mine actually...
Sasuke: You and Gai are the two right?
Lee: Is Gai in my family?
Sasuke: You mean he isn't? *shudder* Oh what am I going to do with him?
Lee: Oh I find if you just give him some orange juice...
Sasuke: NOT GAI! GAARA!
Lee: right... well he'd make a VERY handsome throw-rug...
Sasuke: O.O Lee...
Lee: ... and whenever he gets dirty (which he always is) you can take 'em out and beat him!
Sasuke: Heh that actually sounds kinda cool...
Lee: You know... I'm sure that orange juice thing works for everyone...
Sasuke: Stop while you're ahead...
Lee: *hangs head* yessir...
Shadow: Yay! I'm getting reviews! Thanks everyone I'm glad you like it! (I hope you're happy TeddyBearOfDoom... Gai's still living...)
Gai: *evil grin* That I am!
Lee: *evil grin* That he is! Gai-sensei cannot be beaten!
Shadow: *rubs temples* Kakashi – kun has beaten your precious Gai-sensei many times...and pleeeaaase don't say that again... it's too tempting...